Topic: one time i was sooo hungry

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago #19,522

One time, for some reason, I suddenly got really really really hungry one night. I was so hungry it hurt like hell I couldnt stand up straight i felt like my stomach was eating itself and disintegrating so I bent over from the waist and just walked to the kitchen hunched over, opened the fridge and pulled out a sandwich from the fridge an I tried to heat it up first so its not gross but I could not wait any more minutes oooh the pain so i started to take bites and it tasted good because i was incredibly starving, i was so hungry, at that moment i understood starvation. The first bite was so painful to swallow but after a few more bites I was okay again and u know what this is a dumb story that no one cares about but i have to sit here anyway so might as well spam tinychan with duckys irrelevancy

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #239,252

I don't know why you're that famished at night.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,254

@previous (B)
I dont know why, it was one random night, two summers ago

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,258

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

Did you not eat for a day?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,259

@previous (B)
okay fine a bit of personal ducky info
that you all kind of figured out away
my family is Muslim anyway, and that was during ramadan, and I was not sleeping or eating properly all month, staying up all night and day and not eating, and never really felt hungry, so probably thats why

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,265

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

I had no idea you were Muslim. You denied it. Do you wear the whole burka outfit or have you ever? It would explain the dildo story.

I read the Wikipedia article and so apparently you have to wait till Sundown to eat. And hmm I guess if you're at school you can binge there.

Were you in Canada or Phoenix at the time?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,269

@previous (B)
lol, I am not a muslim, i dont practice or call god Allah or believe in a hell, but my family does so I just go along with it when i should. my family is rich, so theyre pretty western okay, no one wears scarves unless they are grandmotherss or great-grandmothers. And yes you can only eat when the sun is gone - before it comes up in the morning, probly around 3 or 4am, then you dont eat till around 7pm lol
also hows that explain my vibe story?
also, pheonix? wat?

I was in africa at the time, when I was really hungry that day, if thats what you mean lol

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,271

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

You said you lived in Arizona a year or two ago.

If your mom's Muslim, she might think a dildo's really sinful.

Hmm.. starving in Africa is normal there though.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,272

@previous (B)
nononono..i never lived in america..i said i lived in africa
lol
also its unusual to feel intense hunger inside a massive house full of cooks and maids and kitchens etc

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,273

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

You were observing ramadan though I guess so your body was used to binging around a certain time and then starving the rest of the day.

Also I have sent this to everyone and they don't like it, but I think it's hillarious. Let's see if a real ex-muslim does:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co2Z_96iVd4
"Stephen Hawking converts to Islam, and now a Muslim!"

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,274

@239,272 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

Here's the post: http://www.tinychan.org/topic/18677#reply_228073
> it was in az....lol

My reply was anon B.

+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,275

Spiders climbed into your mouth while you slept.
They crawled down into your belly and ate all the food.
That's why you were hungry.

@previous (B)
The guy she knew was in AZ.
Ducky was not.
Mystery solved :|

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,277

@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)

Okay thanks. Hey I have some comics of stories like the ones you post.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 17 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,278

@239,275 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)

Another

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 40 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,279

@239,275 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 32 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,280

@239,275 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,281

@239,275 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)

·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,282

@239,280 (B)
@239,279 (B)
@239,278 (B)
@239,277 (B)

Thank you for sharing them with me :)

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,283

@239,275 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,284

@239,274 (B)
thats my friend from anontalk who lives there ;)

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,285

@239,282 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)

This one is the best one. It's truly worthy as one of your stories.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,287

"Islam means love and the Koran means wisdom." - Rapper Coolio

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #239,294

@239,273 (B)
couldnt get past first 3 seconds. i dont like looking at him /:

+Alias !F.k9urpFoo — 13.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,385

@239,259 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

> my family is Muslim anyway, and that was during ramadan, and I was not sleeping or eating properly all month, staying up all night and day and not eating, and never really felt hungry, so probably thats why

Why torture yourself for a silly religion? I will never understand these people.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,423

@previous (Alias !F.k9urpFoo)
it is not torture, im rewarded with amazing delicious food every night and every early morning lol. Also the whole city celebrates, everyone is in a good mood this month

+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,426

wow this thread is riddled with leonidas autism

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,432

@previous (E)
he thinks i binge :|

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,435

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
thats because he's an idiot who thinks it gains someone's favor when you insult them and make fun of their religion/personality traits

he constantly insults kook and others then doesn't seem to understand why people think he's a piece of shit.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,443

@previous (E)
why doesnt he understand

·Alias !F.k9urpFoo — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,444

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,449

@previous (Alias !F.k9urpFoo)
:)

+Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,473

What does your family typically eat for dinner?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,474

@previous (F)
ramadan? tons of delicious ethnic foods that i dont know names of. every day? whatever my mommy makez

·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,476

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Ramadan, or any day.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,478

@previous (F)
I can't remember now. Flat bread stuffed with meat is one lol

·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,481

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
What do you all eat normally?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,508

@previous (F)
i dunno, a lot of different foods. what do you eat normally? we got spaghetti today

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,542

@239,443 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

> why doesnt he understand

Because if you only eat in a narrow range of the day you have to binge during the time. Looks like common sense and obviousness is autism now. Not that anyone uses it for what it actually means.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,544

By the way the assholes turned this thread to shit and Ducky encouraged them. It was interesting last night.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,546

@previous (B)
you started spamming pix for gavin tho

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,548

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

He acted like he liked them. A lot of people don't have a sense of humor here. I guess just me, Kook, Jump, and Gavin like them. You're with the ones who don't.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,560

@239,544 (B)
@previous (B)

+Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,566

@239,508 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Once - This goes back to the dark ages of me at 20 - So I go to bed early as it was a hard day at work - At midnight I wake up and want Spaghetti. Never occurred to me to open moms kitchen cabinets and take out spaghetti and find a can of sauce n spike it up -

Dress and drive car around town looking for a place open that wood serve Spaghetti - of course nada.

Go home go to sleep hungry!

Amazing thing about this - Mom wood cook whatever I wanted but I did not leave a note or call and when I came home dinner was Spaghetti and meat balls so of course I ate and ate but but

Finish dinner and I lived about one hour drive from GF. She calls and says one of our best mutual friends is having a Spaghetti party - So of course I drive on over cause at that tyme I only hung out with her at her house and cool mom let me stay on the couch for Fri Sat and I came home Sunday evenings (Girl I married)

I projected need for Spaghetti and damn if The Goddesss of Heavens heard my prayer.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,589

@previous (Syntax )
that is awesome lol
universe spoiled you with spaghetti that day
now i want moar

·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,593

@239,548 (B)
Yeah, I do like them.

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