Topic: ATTN: Ducky

+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #19,518

I've been constipated the past two days. I can still poop but I have to push REALLY hard.

I just thought you should know.

+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #239,147

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,154

@previous (B)

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·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,163

@previous (A)
Spitschan.com

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 37 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,164

hope u dont bleed like i did

+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,166

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

Is this about the not wiping front to back thing? I only bleed from my anus when I use rough toilet paper.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,174

@previous (D)
i wipe the back and then the front, not all together in one disgusting wipe, WHATS WRONG WITH THAT
Also it was a big painful dump and literally made me bleed it was not fun. And it never happened to me before so i had to go post about it on the chans and also tell my bf i wish i didnt tell him

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,176

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

I dunno what the fuck you eat, I am never constipated, though I drink a lot of water. Eat peanuts, corn, and peas if you fear constipation --- I love those foods but can't much for that reason.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,182

@previous (D)
i love peas. you cant eat them much for what reason exactly??

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,184

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

Well I like to eat a lot and then I have to poop soon and my poop is half peas since the cellolose isn't digestable.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,185

@previous (D)
loooooooool ew

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,189

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

Well when it happens with corn, it is common knowledge.

+Thed Octor !eqV35U3yE. — 13.5 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,388

Upgrade to dwarf fortress

+Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,390

@previous (Thed Octor !eqV35U3yE.)
Quit spamming

·Thed Octor !eqV35U3yE. — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,391

@previous (F)
Upgrade to domestos

·Thed Octor !eqV35U3yE. — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,397

@239,390 (F)
upgrade to shutting the fuck up

·Thed Octor !eqV35U3yE. — 13.5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,398

@239,390 (F)
fuck you

+Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #239,487

Watch out, you might pass out on the toilet.

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #239,709

@239,174 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
ducky ducky ducky

> WHATS WRONG WITH THAT

I still think you missed the point - Bottom Line (pun or not no better way to say it)

You should never ever no matter wot wipe bacteria from There to your Oven - Ur Oven only needs one speck smaller then wot u can see with microscope - One speck can grow real fast in Ur OVEN

You no need Fungus among Us

And that reply re eating fiber is spot on (pun?) Constipation is a road map of all that is wrong with any diet.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/constipation/DS00063/DSECTION=prevention

o help prevent constipation:

Eat a high-fiber diet. Choose lots of high-fiber foods, including fruits, vegetables, beans, and whole-grain cereals and breads. Aim to consume 20 to 35 grams of fiber daily. Experiment to see if particular fruits or vegetables have a laxative effect for you. Remember to add fiber to your diet gradually to help reduce related gas and bloating.
Limit low-fiber foods. Foods that are high in fat and sugar and those that tend to be low in fiber content, such as ice cream, cheese and processed foods, may cause or aggravate constipation.
Drink plenty of liquids. The exact amount of water and other fluids you should drink each day varies and depends on your age, sex, health, activity level and other factors. Limit caffeine intake, which can worsen symptoms of constipation by causing dehydration.
Exercise regularly. Engage in regular physical exercise, such as walking, biking or swimming, to help stimulate intestinal function. Getting at least 150 minutes of moderate exercise each week is recommended.
Heed nature's call. Don't ignore the urge to have a bowel movement. The longer you delay, the more water is absorbed from your stool and the harder it becomes.
Try fiber supplements. Over-the-counter products, such as Metamucil and Citrucel, can help keep stools soft and regular. Be sure to drink plenty of water or other fluids every day, as taking fiber supplements without drinking plenty of fluids may worsen constipation

+Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #239,710

> duckychan

+Anonymous I — 13.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #239,711

@previous (H)
Plot twist: ducky is The Doctor.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #239,720

@239,709 (Syntax )
My diet is very good it was just that one time lol
Actually itz not good this week. poutine everywhere
Also , being a virgin, I have the cleanest vagina of all the other chan girls :3
Also I have never wiped everything in one disgusting wipe I didnt know girla do that it seems icky and I like the way Ive been wiping lol

@previous (I)
im triptych

+Alias !F.k9urpFoo — 13.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #239,764

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #239,789

@239,720 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
OK and its all about Ovens staying clean and having that special acid balance that even allows bits of bad stuff being placed in and when that happens the OVEN just burns up any thing out of order placed inside OVEN.

Quick story re a brand new girl I asked out - So it came that magic tyme when it was tyme too - She made a comment that set me back for a momento - She said "Well here goes another bladder infection"

In her case - For wot ever reason she was prone to bladder infections. We dudes have that long tube that in technical terms - well its a long long way from outside to the bladder.

Girls - They have a super super short way from outside to the bladder so its more easy for a spec on the outside to be jammed up 2 the innerds.

She without exception with a new partner ended up with Bladder infection including Thee - Simple 2get past and at least I helped her with info (after some research) get that infection over x-tra quick.

Anyway Ur stuck with us making fun of u no not how2 & 1Day u b other then and life will never b quite da same. Gottal keep buns from being in that OVEN as loooong as possible.

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