Topic: My friend kept ranting and raving about this strip club and I finally went.
+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago #19,462
I'm not a fan of strip clubs. I don't really enjoy them.Same with hooters.
I went to hooters in the UK with some friends and all these teenage girls being nice and parading themselves for money feels fake and nasty.
There were 2 stripclubs where I lived and they were both nasty.
I walked past one every day and there'd be a stripper outside cleaning the windows.
I guess it was the recession and they couldn't afford the window cleaner.
Now a sexy lady doing manual labour can be sexy ; squeegeeing windows is not one of those sexy tasks.
But anyway my friend kept going on about this stripclub about 30 miles away and saying we should go.
He wouldn't explain why but finally it came to his birthday and he dragged me and another dude along.
We got in there and it was pretty gross. Full nudity, simulated sex act place.
It was going along boring as the waitresses tried to seduce me with their dead eyes and fake emotions.
It felt like the time at bowling where a dude was trying to be my friend so I'd buy drinks from him.
Anyway, this one stripper gets up and he nudges me that we need to get out the booth.
So we go sit by the stage and he says this one is his favourite.
She's a big black girl and she's working hard. She's bare pussy-to-pole.
It's a serious workout she's doing and then she starts spinning around the pole.
Her wet hair flicks back and sprays me with her sweat. Like arterial spray is shoots out and splatters across my face.
:|
Afterwards I said about it to my friend and he said that's why he sits up close.
He thought it was her pussy juice spraying out onto him ... I still think it was sweat.
+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #238,468
Once a stripper told me that I could finger her. lolno.
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #238,472
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #238,473
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #238,476
enjoy you aids ,
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #238,480
+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #238,481
You're too good for a shithole like that, Gav.
+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #238,855
:-|
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