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Topic: The school once called up my parents demanding that they bring in my voodoo bible.

+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu13.5 years ago #19,417

0a38_1.jpgI was teasing this kid that I had download a voodoo bible off the internet.
I said I'd printed it off and made a voodoo doll of him.

I stole a little bit of his hair for my doll.
I wasn't picking on him because we were friends. It was just a bit of fun so other people played along.

Then a week later I get called into the Head Teacher's office and she's demanding I give her the book and the doll.
She then calls my mother who laughs at her and thinks she's a prank caller.
She rings again and says this is serious; my mother came and picked me up from school and we went home.

Man some people are dumb. A voodoo bible?

+Anonymous B13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #237,942

Once my parents brought me some fake voodoo dolls as a gift from New Orleans. At the time, I worked at a retirement home, with a devout Catholic nurse. She was very disturbed by the dolls (one was a pencil topper) so one day while I was showering a blind resident, I felt liquid hit my back. When I turned around, this same nurse was hauling ass out of the room. She had done a holy water sneak attack.

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