Topic: Elevator ....
+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #19,346
Damn, such a nightmare as it is today once again I will not survive!
In general, I went to work in the elevator. With me came a young girl with a stack of accounting papers, and across the floor to the old man sat down next to us and the deputy director of the visitors. Then the door closed, and we were going to go, and suddenly the whole building lights go out and the elevator, as in anegdot is stuck somewhere between the floors. Deputy director swears, of course, but fuck can you do if the light was cut down?
And I must say that I have this morning decided povybirat from the refrigerator all the products that will soon be spoiled and eat them. The result was a modest breakfast of bean soup the day before yesterday, two pickles, dried out bread and half a cup of yogurt a week of freshness. So after about five minutes I started to prop up.
Fuck! I am in, in short, put up and vitoge nevyderzhivayu. I think I will throw off a little pressure: leaning on one leg and sphincters relax all caution. And then, you know, an indescribable odor filled the fucking cab! They say its not stink, but I thought then that I just vyest eyes. Started sniffing around. Zamdir then yelled, "Damn, who is shit!", And the old man began to slowly sink - like a heart felt sick.
+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #237,179
Turn left at the marigold for bananas.
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #237,201
I find that when browsing TC in public I must insure that I turn my phone's brightness all the way down so that onlookers around me cannot judge me for viewing explicit pictures like the ones ITT.
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