Topic: Should a British Wikipedia exist separate from an American Wikipedia?
+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #19,289
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+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #236,484
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #236,527
British English is different.
> go to England on vacation with some friends
> we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
> it starts to get dark out
> got to check my watch
> I forgot it
> decide to go ask someone
> find someone to ask
> ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SIX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
> have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat
> YOU WOT M8?
> he starts to laugh maniacally
> Big Ben rings out
> everyone stops in the freaking street
> a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
> the freaking queen herself sticks her head out
> OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
> driver pokes his head out
> 6 BONGERS!?
> another man leaps out of the sewer
> 6 FECKING BONGERS!?
> people start pouring out in the street
> YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG
> store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
> we try to get away, the filth is choking me
> SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX A-BONG
> the lyrics drown everyone out, can't avoid dancers
> BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
> OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG
> fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
> someone pulls out a Britsh flag and starts waving it while singing God Save the Queen
> several men are being beaten to death with cricket bats
> a 1950s style police box materialeses out of thin air and a man with a long scarf gets out
> our freaking faces
> Be American
> Vacation in England
> At a cafe, looking for food that isn't chicken masala or tea
> Queen of England rolls up in a horse and buggy
> on the wrong side of the road
> OI YOU LOT WUSSAT TOYME?
> stand there helplessly confused
> wax sculpture of the terminator emerges from the other street
> royal band appears behind the queen
> assaults the wax Terminator
> meanwhile Queen is shaving her legs outside of her buggy
> OI YOU LOT BLOODY IDJOTS WOT BONG N THE CLOCK IS IT
> people start panicking because big ben hasn't gone off yet
> I look at my watch
> it's 6 PM
> "Hey, it's six pm"
> SIX PIMS? THE FAK IS A PIM YOU ROLLY JOCKINGWIGGLE
> he pulls out a gun
> It has a watch on it
> OI YOU LOT IS 6 BONG
> big ben rings
> a loud voice comes on the speakers everywhere
> IT'S 6 BONG YOU LOT 6 BONG
> buses of people go by screaming "6 BONG"
> mfw
> go to London, England for a business trip
> go to a rental car kiosk to rent a car
> "hello, I'd like to rent a car"
> "OI WOT DID U SAY"
> "I'd like to rent a car please"
> "A CAR? YOU MUST MEAN AN AUTOMATED ROLLINGHAM"
> "yeah sure"
> he gives me the keys to a car
> get to the car
> it has two brake pedals and one doesn't even work
> can't understand how to get it moving
> go to return the car
> the guy refuses and says some gibberish on how it's supposed to be like that
> decide to take the bus instead
> get to my hotel, there is a bar across the street and my room isn't ready yet so I decide to stop there and see if I can catch up on the broncos game
> take a seat, everybody is watching some guy playing some wierd golf/baseball hybrid
> bartender yells "OI M8 WOT WILL IT BE"
> "a beer"
> "A WOT NOW?"
> "a beer"
> "A WOT?"
> point to a guy across the bar holding a beer
> "what he's having"
> "OH YOU MEAN A FIZZLY WIZZLY WOBBLY POP"
> "yeah that's what I meant"
> he pours me a beer
> it's warm
> tell the bartender it's warm
> "IZ DERE A PROBLEM WIT THAT M8"
> everybody is staring at me
> "n-no"
> go back to drinking my beer
> ask the bartender if he could put the football game on
> "OH YEA THE MANCHESTER UNITED GAME IS ON"
> he turns a soccer game on
> decide I have had enough of this backwards place
> finish my beer
> give it the applause it deserves
> everybody stares at me
> the room is dead silent
> slowly back out of the bar and run to my hotel room
> go to england
> head to restaurant for food
> watch is set to timezone of hometown
> ask someone what time it is
> TOYME? WOTS THAT?
> notice he doesn't have a watch on
> no one in england has a watch
> big ben starts to chime
> everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
> man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
> waitress drops my order on the floor to count her fingers
> man running down the street: OI IT'S 7 BONG
> mfw
> go to England on vacation with some friends
> we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
> it starts to get dark out
> got to check my watch
> I forgot it
> decide to go ask someone
> find someone to ask
> ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SIX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
> have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat
> YOU WOT M8?
> he starts to laugh maniacally
> Big Ben rings out
> everyone stops in the freaking street
> a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
> the freaking queen herself sticks her head out
> OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
> driver pokes his head out
> 6 BONGERS!?
> another man leaps out of the sewer
> 6 FECKING BONGERS!?
> people start pouring out in the street
> YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG
> store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
> we try to get away, the filth is choking me
> SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX A-BONG
> the lyrics drown everyone out, can't avoid dancers
> BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
> OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG
> fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
> someone pulls out a Britsh flag and starts waving it while singing God Save the Queen
> several men are being beaten to death with cricket bats
> a 1950s style police box materialeses out of thin air and a man with a long scarf gets out
> our freaking faces
> Be American
> Vacation in England
> At a cafe, looking for food that isn't chicken masala or tea
> Queen of England rolls up in a horse and buggy
> on the wrong side of the road
> OI YOU LOT WUSSAT TOYME?
> stand there helplessly confused
> wax sculpture of the terminator emerges from the other street
> royal band appears behind the queen
> assaults the wax Terminator
> meanwhile Queen is shaving her legs outside of her buggy
> OI YOU LOT BLOODY IDJOTS WOT BONG N THE CLOCK IS IT
> people start panicking because big ben hasn't gone off yet
> I look at my watch
> it's 6 PM
> "Hey, it's six pm"
> SIX PIMS? THE FAK IS A PIM YOU ROLLY JOCKINGWIGGLE
> he pulls out a gun
> It has a watch on it
> OI YOU LOT IS 6 BONG
> big ben rings
> a loud voice comes on the speakers everywhere
> IT'S 6 BONG YOU LOT 6 BONG
> buses of people go by screaming "6 BONG"
> mfw
> go to London, England for a business trip
> go to a rental car kiosk to rent a car
> "hello, I'd like to rent a car"
> "OI WOT DID U SAY"
> "I'd like to rent a car please"
> "A CAR? YOU MUST MEAN AN AUTOMATED ROLLINGHAM"
> "yeah sure"
> he gives me the keys to a car
> get to the car
> it has two brake pedals and one doesn't even work
> can't understand how to get it moving
> go to return the car
> the guy refuses and says some gibberish on how it's supposed to be like that
> decide to take the bus instead
> get to my hotel, there is a bar across the street and my room isn't ready yet so I decide to stop there and see if I can catch up on the broncos game
> take a seat, everybody is watching some guy playing some wierd golf/baseball hybrid
> bartender yells "OI M8 WOT WILL IT BE"
> "a beer"
> "A WOT NOW?"
> "a beer"
> "A WOT?"
> point to a guy across the bar holding a beer
> "what he's having"
> "OH YOU MEAN A FIZZLY WIZZLY WOBBLY POP"
> "yeah that's what I meant"
> he pours me a beer
> it's warm
> tell the bartender it's warm
> "IZ DERE A PROBLEM WIT THAT M8"
> everybody is staring at me
> "n-no"
> go back to drinking my beer
> ask the bartender if he could put the football game on
> "OH YEA THE MANCHESTER UNITED GAME IS ON"
> he turns a soccer game on
> decide I have had enough of this backwards place
> finish my beer
> give it the applause it deserves
> everybody stares at me
> the room is dead silent
> slowly back out of the bar and run to my hotel room
> go to england
> head to restaurant for food
> watch is set to timezone of hometown
> ask someone what time it is
> TOYME? WOTS THAT?
> notice he doesn't have a watch on
> no one in england has a watch
> big ben starts to chime
> everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
> man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
> waitress drops my order on the floor to count her fingers
> man running down the street: OI IT'S 7 BONG
> mfw
(Edited 20 seconds later.)
+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #236,558
+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #236,566
@OPhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5XQjEZtlcY&feature=player_detailpage#t=151s
C͙̲̟̺̼i̹̘a̺̺̹̬̟̰o͚̣̭͇,̳ ͓͓T͎̖̼͇h͓̫̬̥͓͖͙e͕̮͉ D̘̗͙̟o͓̫c͍̗̯̘̞̦̮t̲o̟̟͇̬̮r̻.̝̭̬͖̥̭͙
(Edited 21 seconds later.)
·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #236,577
@236,558 (D)
Get one like it with the horse mask sucking its own fake giant corn cob to be like Green.
Get one like it with the horse mask sucking its own fake giant corn cob to be like Green.
+ !KIEFxCVEY. — 13.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #236,639
·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #236,640
@previous (!KIEFxCVEY.)No shit. Why do you think there are roaches all over my fa... I mean mask?
C̖̹͔͈͚̬ia̻o,̬ ͔̼̥̤T̰̥͉͙͓̤he͖̮̣̱̯̗ ̰̠̥Ḏ̮̮͈̟̩o͉͚̖̼c̖̼̝͕t͖̯or.̰
· !KIEFxCVEY. — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #236,643
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