Topic: IRL

+morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.5 years ago #19,106

How are you doing?

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #233,841

sleepy bored antisocial

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.5 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #233,843

In my pajamas at 1PM, had leftover pizza at 11:45.

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,848

@233,841 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I can very much relate.

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You're living the life.~

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,850

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
we both need more weed

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,852

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Pothead.

I'm doing just fine in regards to acquiring weed, okay.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,853

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
i have plenty im just in class so i dont get any weed OKAY

+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,857

@233,843 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Get a job and move out

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,858

@233,853 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You're craving. THC has replaced your soul. You aren't you anymore. You are a slave to your addiction.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,859

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
fix me

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,860

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Mens sperm is a good antidote

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,861

@previous (D)
wat

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,864

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Have more sex and you'll be over your need for weed

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,865

@233,859 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
How can I fix you? I'd probably just make you smoke more.

Out of this space-age shit.

+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,866

@233,864 (D)
Oh yes, dick is a cure all.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,867

@previous (E)
This thread isn't for you, Kook

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,868

@233,866 (E)
this may be true tho , idk

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,869

@233,867 (D)
Its for everyone. If you cant handle my little remarks, well I truly pity you.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,870

@233,868 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Kook is bitter. Honestly, regular sex makes you feel on top of the world.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,871

@233,865 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
make me smoke moar

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,872

@233,868 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
How could it possibly be true? If such a thing were true, than no one would call promiscuous women sluts, but would just acknowledge how many accomplishments dicks have helped them gain.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 8 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,873

@233,870 (D)
sex will be great...yes...

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,874

@233,870 (D)
Regular good sex. Its easy for men, because they can orgasm through a few minutes of ineffectual pumping.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 7 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,875

@233,872 (E)
I'm ignoring you now, you bitter old hag

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 2 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,876

@233,872 (E)
she needz a proper dicking?

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 32 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,877

@233,875 (D)
You clearly arent if you responded, stupid.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 46 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,878

@233,876 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
That made no sense. If penises cure all, why do you personally consider "sluts" to be dirty? Shouldnt exposure to dicks be helping them?

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,880

@233,872 (E)
Kook, please don't derail my thread with this shit. Just tell me how the fuck you're doing IRL.

@233,871 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Okay, smoke more.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,882

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
I'm doing okay, but I wont pretend that sex makes people crave less weed. Its just stupid.

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,885

@previous (E)
That is good and who cares about what anyone says about anything, ever.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,886

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Obviously, many care and suggestible people like ducky believe that garbage. When someone quotes bullshittery, someone needs to chime in. Besides, usually we end up having a lot of fun, as a result.

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,887

@previous (E)
Yes but this is TrollCircle and nothing is real.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,888

@233,882 (E)
Wrong. A lot of people drink and smoke because they are bored (which ducky has saus she is) and/or feeling down. Sex can make you feel good about yourself and anyone who has had regular sex and confirm this. So yes, sex can be therapeutic. Don't turn this into your typical man hating rant when you call sex "a dicking" or whatever. Seriously... If you're angry at the world and men in particular then go do it else where.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,889

@previous (D)
If sex makes women feel good, than why does slut shaming exist?

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,890

@233,887 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Than I'm not real either, so dont worry about it.

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,891

@233,888 (D)
Or do it in oblivion via suicide.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,892

@233,889 (E)
See... you're turning this into a man hating thing. Just because I told ducky to have sex doesn't mean she'll be a slut you dumb cunt

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,893

@previous (D)
Nice use of cunt, that helped things. Saying that semen cures all is a lie, and it can actually cause more problems, like pregnancy. So grow up.

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,894

@previous (E)
Are you suggesting that procreation is a bad thing?

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,895

@233,893 (E)
Oh no, I said "cunt" so that makes men evil. Disregard the fact that you say dick a lot, you're a woman so you're immune. Can't be sexist to men, right?

And No! you grow up. Stop being so anti-male and anti-sex. You're not ducky mother or big sister

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,896

@previous (D)
You used it as an insult dummy, and also you arent her life coach or sex therapist. When you say bullshit, people will respond. Deal with it.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,897

@233,894 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
It can be. Do you disagree? Also, is pregnancy a good way to calm down opinionated women?

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,898

@233,896 (E)
Claiming that sex makes you feel good isn't bullshit, you angry man-hater.

Ducky has a boyfriend (unlike you) so I advised she have sex with him, that wasn't queue for you to flip out like a crazy cat lady.

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,899

@233,897 (E)

> It can be. Do you disagree?

I am for reproduction within the human race.

> Also, is pregnancy a good way to calm down opinionated women?

No, she needs to smoke more.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,900

@233,898 (D)
I wish that I could throw cats through a computer screen, because that would be hilariously awesome. Also, at least encourage her to use condoms. She's still in school, and semen wont necessarily cure her blues.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,901

@233,899 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Are you against reproduction in other areas? Like kitties?

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,903

@previous (E)
While I like animals including kitties, I have no say in if/how/when they mate. No one should have a say in that. Humans try to control animals and nature too much. I'm not for that, yo.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,905

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Would you be okay with some sort of animal/human hybrid?

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,906

@233,900 (E)
I feel bad for you. Someone writes "sex" and you think the worse. Sex doesn't always equal pregnancy. You SERIOUSLY need regular sex from a MAN

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,907

@233,903 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
A better question: If scientists were to come to you, and ask to use your sperm in order to produce the first animal/human hybrid, would you agree? I'd certainly donate eggs for this.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,908

dont worry guys. when i have sex i will NOT use condoms.

also maybe sluts dont work cos a proper dicking also involves a proper taming, which means she stops sleeping around ok and finally discocers the true magical healing power of A Proper Dicking

also is anon D leo?
:)

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,909

@233,906 (D)
Once again, sex from a man wont cure my ails, little bird. In fact, it often causes more problems. You'd know that if you were sexually active.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,910

@233,905 (E)
no

@233,903 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
yes

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,911

@233,908 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
So somehow sex tames someone? Wow, and I thought that America's educational system was bad.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,912

@233,910 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Why not?

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,913

@233,908 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
No. But I am a big deal around here.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,914

@previous (D)
lol Negi?

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,916

@233,907 (E)
Nah.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,917

@233,912 (E)
thats anti-human

@233,911 (E)
no, a proper man tames someone, a proper man and his proper penis

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,918

@233,916 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Why not? What if they paid you?

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,919

@233,911 (E)
I bet you've never had good sex then because good regular sex can calm you down... It makes you feel good about yourself and someone else thus making you more compassionate (something you lack)

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,920

@233,917 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
So every man who has sex with multiple women, isn't proper? Now thats interesting.

How is it anti human to make a hybrid?

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,921

@233,919 (D)
Once again, sex as a cure all. Foolishness.

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,923

@233,918 (E)
Because I don't think humans should fuck with nature (no pun intended).

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,924

@233,921 (E)
So I claim sex and make you feel good and you twist that into a "cure all". Crazy woman.

@233,920 (E)
> So every man who has sex with multiple women, isn't proper?

A key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,925

@233,923 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Well, are you okay with synthiszing drugs, and hormone use for pregnancy issues?

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,926

@233,924 (D)
lol Humans aren't locks and keys. I could say this: A pencil sharpener can sharpen a lot of pencils without wearing out, but a pencil can be sharpened so much that it disappears, and can no longer be used.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,927

@233,920 (E)
erm its just fucked up to do weird cloning or to try and combine different species into a new species thats not humans job ok sorry thats fucked uppppppppp

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,928

@233,925 (E)
Using hormones and manipulated genes in medical cases isn't the same as experimenting with human/animal reproduction. All the good drugs come from nature, as far as I'm concerned. Anything else is a luxury or accessory.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,930

@233,926 (E)
You're talking rubbish, I'm ignoring you now.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,931

@233,927 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
@233,928 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)

Do you think that we might literally create monsters? Like super smart chimps, perhaps?

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,932

@233,930 (D)
Some rubbish, as that lock and key bullshit.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,934

@previous (E)
@233,930 (D)
ye...kook got you there :(

@233,928 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
i think they are both bad lol

@233,931 (E)
oh is that supposed to convince me, i dont get it

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,935

@233,931 (E)
No, I just don't see the need in artificially making hybrid species which nature has not/will not create itself.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,936

@233,934 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
No, I'm not trying to convince you, I just like talking about the idea of genius monkeys. lol

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,937

@233,932 (E)
Serious question... Why do you hate men and sex so much?
Give me a serious answer, don't try to twist it around

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,939

@previous (D)
I hate that men act like sex ruins a woman, but yet they also say that sex is a sure fire way to cure depression, and drug use, and improve self esteem. You cant have it both ways. By mentioning the lock and key thing, you've actually shown that you believe that too much sex, is unacceptable for women, but you also claim that semen fixes problems.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,940

@233,936 (E)
we are genius monkeys

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,941

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
True enough, though we dont have the crazy strength of real chimps.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,942

@233,935 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
How do you feel about cloning?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,943

cloning is weird. my moms relatives were weird famous for cloning things in afurka . is that even true idk

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,945

@233,942 (E)
If we fuck it up, we would have crossed nature's boundaries in ~~vein~~ vain.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,946

@233,943 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Wait, say that again please.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,947

@233,945 (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Could be true. I know that they've been doing certain gene splicing shit, like creating goats that produce spider like silk in their milk.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,950

@233,946 (E)
I just remember my mom always talking about some sciencey relative. Who cloned an animal. he died a few years ago. i dont know what im talking about so u cant understand me ok

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,951

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Was it Dolly, the sheep?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,952

@previous (E)
uhhh no wasnt that in america? i think? wasnt she horribly handicapped?

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,955

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Yeah, I heard that she was really fucked up with genetic issues. Can you remember anything else of what your mother told you?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,960

@previous (E)
No, this was years ago, and she was telling me briefly because we were at relatives house, and I didnt wanna hear it beacuse I was not happy to hear i was related to someone that clones cute animals. shud i ask my momma? lol

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,967

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You should ask. It might be very interesting.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,975

@previous (E)
whoa i did. so he was involved with dolly. weird.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,977

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Cool! Did she say anything about it?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,988

@previous (E)
erm just that hes involved, im a little weirded out lolol.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,993

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Be happy that someone in your family is so awesome, and intelligent.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,997

@previous (E)
:) hes passed now ^_^ im related to rich, famous people ^_^ im smiling p:

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #234,000

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You better make something of your life, then --- besides being your future husband's maid/sex servant.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #234,002

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
fine...fine....

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #234,003

@233,997 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Did you ever get to meet him?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #234,048

@previous (E)
when i was a baby i think

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