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Topic: Have you ever given a goat alcohol?

+Syntax 13.5 years ago #19,073

Syntax.jpgFor a measly $50-100 a street whore will dress up as a billy goat. She will make goat sounds (no clue what a goat sounds like) She will find those noises on the net. So go to the store and buy goat milk. Take it to the whore you have hired to role play a goat. Pour goat milk all over here and go for it. However IF a a goat saddles up to you and nuzzles you and sniffs your butt, and that goat is begging you for sex, then go for it. Whatever you do ----DO NOT NOT NOT give the goat alcohol. The one exception to this is IF you plan to kill the goat and eat it. Goat is popular fare in Arab as well as areas of Mexico - In fact its a biblical food. People have been eating goat for eons. It is a very lean meat. Healthy. So if you give booze to a goat and intend to kill it after sex, you may find the meat already marinated.

+Thed Octor !eqV35U3yE.13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #233,204

Upgrade to domestos

·Syntax (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,210

Years ago I was talked into moving to the Ideal Island on Planet Earth as decided by Jacques Couesteau. Ultimate Ocean Waters - Sheltered from violent weather - Live Chickens coast USA less then 40 cents and beer is about the same price. Politics are virtually non-existent because of the isolation from Mainland is sufficient to not give a fuck. Downside for me was and still is, because I ended up buying far too much beach front (cannot buy its a 99 year lease from Gov. Downside is - Every day a father would bring his 15 -16 year old daughter, to introduce me so that I would consider marrying her. \nOne is/was forced to employee a full family to cook, wash, clean my place - Very inexpensive, but who wants or needs Servants??? Not me nor will the community accept any alternative - Cultural thing

+Iris P. Rosteet !THANKS5vxA 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,217

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+The Doctor !lZWRnVIIJ613.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,309

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