Topic: I bought 112 condoms, and have no one to use them with
+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #19,065
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I was chatting with a whore on Okcupid, things seemed to be going well, I thought I was finally going to meet a woman and have sex, but the slut stopped talking to me. I was excited, it seemed like we would meet soon, so I bought 112 condoms, lol. I was expecting to have sex with this bitch almost everyday, several times a day, until May 3rd, 2013. What the fuck do I do with 112 condoms now? Now that I've invested on this shit, I'm desperately trying to find a cum dumpster on Okcupid and plentyoffish, heck I might even try craigslist. Although, I doubt I'll find a bitch who wants to have sex with me.
What the fuck should I do?
What the fuck should I do?
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #233,111
+The Doctor !lZWRnVIIJ6 — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,112
+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,113
·The Doctor !lZWRnVIIJ6 — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,117
+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 6 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,118
·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,120
+Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 28 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,121
lol I'm glad that you're so pathetic that even a slut, whore, cumdumpster wont have you. Enjoy your hand.
·The Doctor !lZWRnVIIJ6 — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,123
·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,132
·The Doctor !lZWRnVIIJ6 — 13.5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,134
·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,137
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,140
·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,160
Blow up condoms and make a bed out of them.
+Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #233,162
A job as a balloon artist comes to mind.
+Anonymous I — 13.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,194
·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,199
+Anonymous J — 13.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,233
Buy cucumbers.
+Anonymous K — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #233,242
This is a sad thread
·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,276
+Anonymous L — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,280
·Anonymous K — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,283
·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,290
@previous (K)
Well bless ducky cause she hit TC or maybe a Co~wink~E~dink? TC which used to be dead as last months tossed out moldy cheese, is now rolling with activity and more then jest ducky topics.
One has to expect the Doc crap cause he brings that on himself. Nej is yesterdays news that often gets revisited. Abuse by Leo has a long lasting effect on memories.
Well bless ducky cause she hit TC or maybe a Co~wink~E~dink? TC which used to be dead as last months tossed out moldy cheese, is now rolling with activity and more then jest ducky topics.
One has to expect the Doc crap cause he brings that on himself. Nej is yesterdays news that often gets revisited. Abuse by Leo has a long lasting effect on memories.
·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,291
·The Doctor !lZWRnVIIJ6 — 13.5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,293
·Anonymous L — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #233,295
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