Topic: Why didn't guys evolve like this

+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #18,950

If a guy ejaculates, he dies

Therefore men would only be served to procreate, then they would die from the intense orgasm that would stop their heart, but they would still die in pleasure

+him !JnDteXLoy2 — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #231,569

so 90% of pubescent boys die after discovering masturbation?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,570

@previous (him !JnDteXLoy2)
Masturbation would not exist in males. Only women would be able to maintain masturbation without dying

+ネギ先生 — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,572

I don't like this one bit.

No.

いいえ。

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,573

@previous (ネギ先生 )
Don't you have a small penis?

·ネギ先生 — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,574

@previous (A)
No, I have a normal sized one.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,575

@previous (ネギ先生 )
Are you Neji?

+Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,577

Not true 100% of the tyme but often enough to be true:

The female eats the male after mating. Not even 69 because as soon as he ejaculates inside her she pushes him away just enough so she can bite his head off.

A case where male does ejaculate with partner and then he provides another form of protean for his lover.

Science fact as I rip my head off trying to figure out a fuck up from last night re work work work work.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,578

o_O

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,580

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

There is a post you need to figure out (Poster that is) I cannot reply to your reply! Wazzz waiting for another to jump in but nooooooooo and then I could.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,581

@previous (Syntax )
what post?

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,583

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
That is for me to no & 4 U 2 figure out

ducking

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,584

@previous (Syntax )
ill never figure out. all i know is there is a post on here and it somehow is significant to you or i or us both! syntax ur fricken adorable sometimes !

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,586

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
lol

Geeeeeeze I just gave you one hell of a hint. Thing is your so beyond young I cannot reply to your reply of the post I put up JUST FOR YOU NOT 2 LONG AGO Only has one reply at moment.

Rant! One of my best gal friends has her sister in town and they want to go out dancing 2nite but I may have made a HUGE Arful work mistrake late last night yet cannot see how - and I have too many NEW Borns all asking me for attention. Ok not all but enough and I have two other clients begging for attention and willing to pay more more for such and I need that money.

So now must call Galfriend on phone and splain Y dinner n dancing is no go. Love them both and Sis is in town from New York only for a few days. Life can be a Byttttch at tymes.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #231,590

@previous (Syntax )
i wish i knew what post youre refering to. also how old is your girlfriend? i am curious about a man in his 70s who has girlfriends not a wife. lol. lol.

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #231,599

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Ah well I was married for 16 1/4 year. Maybe you see her Divorce attorney on TV on occasions? Gloria Allred. So post divorce lots n too many GF's I will say this about that.

On net I have written much about just one GF Hillary n in a reply I just speeeeeweeed out some about end of Hillary. She was beyond in need of Marriage and child and could have tricked me in an instant cause her method of BC was Byzantine and I went along with her protocol (Catholic ~Withdrawal) and my wiggly ones are extra potent with multiple proofs of such)

I wazzzzz loving Hillary for many reasons but Marriage to her was not in my lifes Book - can splain some other tyme. Remarkable girl

Actually to be 100% honest ...I keep track on a sheet of paper a list of all my relationships and the count is about 35-37 but considering my age that's not so bad or is it?

Anyway of those post marriage, I have cum close to Marriage maybe 3 times. One because the gal and she is just super as well ended up with child and that resulted in a lot of quick therapy sessions to decide yes no marriage and yes no child or the alternative. On air CNN reporter and wow what a great dancer and really really really sweet gal. Alas religion was the reason I chose not too.

Another and she wishes to be called Persian - A MD Head Shrink - That wood take a few pages to splain how that all fell apart- Did intro her to family as the gal I was going to marry and could have and maybe still can? But I ended up Yo Yo too many tymes --- Great relationship during the Yo Yo periods.

A MD Head Shrink does not mean she had it together by any means. So that all failed/

Currently Sharon and Stacy are 1/2 my age and relationship is complex where each was a GF then break up and they were of course at different tymes - Both American Airline Senior flight attendants who both only fly Europe routes from there to USA and never had met each other until I did the introduction after a break up with each - breakup for all the rite reason re my work and theirs and me on Planet Earth no longer flying American Airline routes (met each while I was on biz trips)

They became roommates as I have a friend with a great place friend is NOT allowed to occupy re other occupants voted against her - New York rules! So I got the place and gave it to ex gf's who are now back in my life as mutual GF's but but but it AIN'T wot u might think cause its never going to be that ever. So marriage is sorta out of the question unless we all become Mormons and live in Mexico a bit with the Romney relatives.

wayyyyyy tl;dr as I wait for a New Born to come over Argentina for contact and care n feeding - anyway Marriage I honest thought I wood do it again - Marriage for my 12 of 16 was just terrific truly terrific. People do change which is ok but I just could not go along with a few changes ( hummmmmm religion again)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #231,602

@previous (Syntax )
Well then idk what to say :)

+Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #231,644

> If a guy ejaculates, he dies
> Therefore men would only be served to procreate, then they would die from the intense orgasm that would stop their heart, but they would still die in pleasure

If you don't ejaculate enough, your sperm count lowers. It also sometimes takes multiple tries to impregnate a girl.

And humans are one of the longest lived species. There's a species of fish whose body makes it die after mating, it's mentioned on one of the wikipedia articles about aging.

+The Doctor !lZWRnVIIJ6 — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #231,646

@OP

+Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #231,650

Well, because then the males could not be used to help protect the offspring.

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 13.5 years ago, 58 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #231,709

@231,574 (ネギ先生 )

·Pagus (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #231,789

@231,650 (H)
Females are just as capable for defending the offspring

·Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #231,791

@previous (Pagus )
they have less upper body strength.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #231,810

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