
She said "How do you know they're Lesbians?"
"That's so ignorant judging women by their hairstyle and looks!"
"I thought you were better than this Gavin!"
"I thought you were a Radical Feminist Queer Femme Anarchist like me?!?!"
She shouted this at me and I calmly responded
"I think they're lesbians because one has her hands down the other's pants"
And we both turns and they were walking along with their hands deep down the back of each others jeans.
I don't know if they were touching bungholes or going for the lady lips but I looked at my Rad Fem friend in the eye.
She broke down and renounced her Radical Feminism and became my cumslut.
I'm lying about the last line she fell out of touch with me because I don't accept trans-feminist views.