Topic: I've got some serious old man balls.
+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago #18,834
I was sitting down on my British toilet and my balls were dangling.I had been listening to the music of the African American community so I was wiggling my butt to the beat.
My balls were swinging like a pendulum under my anus, but, fate is cruel.
My turd fell out my anus and stroked the back of my nutsack.
A wet, slimey and light stroke with only a brown mark as evidence that allowed me to make sure it wasn't a nightmare.
I got my balls in my hand so it may not happen to them again and continued to poop.
Then I stood up, wiped my bottom and washed my balls in the sink.
I'm going to have to put them on the outside of the toilet while I poop.
(Edited 28 seconds later.)
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #230,068
ugh....
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,113
Sometimes at work, we kind of drape them over the rim, for protection.
+Greg !!ZxbX4jw3I — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,175
VIP quality+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,384
stop teabagging the toilet, fucktard.
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