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Topic: Guys, how do you talk to girls?

+Anonymous A13.5 years ago #18,771

Hi, I'm a teenager and I don't really know how to talk to girls. Can someone give me some advice? Are there any subjects I should avoid? Thanks

+Greg !!ZxbX4jw3I13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #229,357

image.pngDo read anything anyone says in this thread.

+Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #229,358

Well I wouldn't talk about rape, sluts, erections, their body parts, or try to grab them when they are sleeping.

+Anonymous D13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #229,359

Talk about Kurt Godel's pioneering work in Set Theory, and it's relation to Russell's Paradox about the Set of Sets.

+Syntax 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #229,387

op
Ask them what they like in music movies tv - hobbies - where they shop - where they shop - what they are going to buy next -

Make her the center of attention and go S L O W and wait for her to ask you questions. Does not hurt as Anon D said to study Set Theory cause if you connect with the girl Set Theory will be needed to assist her shopping needs (long term)

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,419

1. open your mouth.
2. first thing that comes to mind? swallow that thought.
3. second thing that comes to mind? swallow that thought too.
4. tell her about your day.

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,421

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Very good advice. 10/10

+Anonymous G13.5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,449

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·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,451

@previous (G)
source?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,460

@previous (C)
google "sister laura 32, new york"

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,464

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Didnt see anything good.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,466

@previous (C)
you're looking for a female chauvinist's site and you thought you'd find something good?

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,467

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I couldnt even find the site!

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,469

@previous (C)
probably for good reason

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,471

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Its probably a fake.

+Anonymous H13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,544

Talk about her.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.5 years ago, 16 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,098

@229,471 (C)
not to every tumblrite

+Frank Usrs 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,100

@OP
Talk to them like people.

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,105

@previous (Frank Usrs )
thank you, frank.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,134

@229,419 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
we dont care about your day though

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,135

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I do. You dont seem to care about anyone but yourself.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,139

@previous (C)
ducky is a braindead zombie wife. I don't expect her to care about anything at all.

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,141

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
She perpetuates so many harmful things about women, and just expects to coast by on her looks for her whole life. What happens if she's in a car accident and it fucks up her face?
She's also the type who will act like this for her whole life, and if a man does hurt her, she'll be shocked, and wonder why someone could be so cruel.

(Edited 9 minutes later.)


·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,148

@previous (C)
lol

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 48 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,151

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Its not a joke. What would you do if you lost your looks?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,152

@previous (C)
nothing

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 28 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,153

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
how would you support yourself?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,154

@previous (C)
i dont know what i would do out in the real world.

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,157

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Maybe you should think hard about it, and figure it out. You aren't improving your personality, and you cant assume that you'll be cute forever.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,159

@previous (C)
ummmmmmmmmm......... but i can once im married, right?

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,161

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
What if you lose your looks before marriage? Or your husband dies? Or he leaves you when you get ugly?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 46 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,162

@previous (C)
but why would that happen to me?? why??? why????????????

also i never said i thought i was good looking...i think

(Edited 33 seconds later.)


·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,163

@230,159 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Also, why do you just assume that you'll be able to marry rich? You know that there are a lot of very attractive women who wish to do so. Can you realistically compete with them all?

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 17 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,164

@230,162 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Why does that happen to anyone?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,167

well im just joking about the rich thing I guess :P its a bonus though

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #230,170

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You werent just joking. You want to be a housewife, and it takes a good amount of money to support someone.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,202

@previous (C)
well its a good job

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,203

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
How do you expect to get this type of job? Can you compete with other women? Can you land a rich man? What will you do if your looks run out?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,205

@previous (C)
kill myself

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,207

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Thats how you'll land a rich man, who will support you?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,208

@previous (C)
thats how ill deal with not landing a rich man

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,209

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
How will you land one?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,212

@previous (C)
i got my bf

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,216

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Is he rich enough to support you for life? Has he proposed yet?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,219

@previous (C)
just gotta finish highschool

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,221

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Then what? Will you both suddenly have fat stacks of cash?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,225

@previous (C)
yes

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,226

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Why is that?

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,229

@230,162 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You did slip for 250 milliseconds on cam.

Chat is as agreed kept private but I can say that for the 250 milliseconds look - you have the qualities to marry rich but doooooon't do any prenup!

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,232

@previous (Syntax )
After seeing her for seconds you can tell that she has the qualities to beat out every other attractive woman looking for a rich sucker?

(Edited 16 seconds later.)


·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,235

@previous (C)
1/4 Of a Second is a very short tyme to evaluate. This much can be said. The view for many many minutes wood qualify her for life long care by say her 1st 2nd 3rd 4th husband. By then of course she best have gold put away cause she might then gain the kind of weight that puts her out of the running for anymore husbands.

Many many minutes was only up to neck level the 1/4 second was full on but doooon't ask me her eye colour

Written tongue in cheek but a best friend was married 11-13 tymes REALLY to very nice women who all remained close friends with him after divorce. They did get money and he of course ended up very very broke and he died owing me $15,000

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+ネギ先生 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,236

@230,232 (C)
You guys are asking a young girl what her thoughts are on the future. She has no idea and only vague hopes. It's safe to say that you are asking someone who only hopes for a good future and does not have the tools to obtain it yet. I'm sure with time she will see what kind of a fantasy it is and come to grips with reality. If she gets what she wants, I wish Ducky all the best. I hope she never has to work a day in her life unless she wants to.

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,238

@previous (ネギ先生 )
Why do you hope that she never has to work? That's a horrible thing to encourage in someone. She's almost eighteen, and her only plans are to marry rich and sit around playing Sims all day.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)


·ネギ先生 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,240

@previous (C)
I said unless she wants to, so I'm sure you didn't read my post completely.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,241

@230,236 (ネギ先生 )
awww thanks dear :')

@230,229 (Syntax )
lol thats nice. also, im marrying once tyvm

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,246

@230,240 (ネギ先生 )
Who wants to work? Should someone not support themselves, because they dont feel like it?

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,247

Yea she does need to finish her education and become fully independent. The concept of someone taking care of her is not really a cool one cept in humor.

Women who become dependent on the dude end up with poor self esteem.

End of message for now thinking about a former assistant admin of mine who had one hell of a body/face and great parents but for some odd reason she had poor self esteem - She wood go home and watch TV. No chance to meet anyone outside of work. All married so that did her no good.

So I asked her once how was she going to meet the man of her dreams and wot a shock - He wood be that Knight on a Horse that wood find her Apt and cum and sweep her off of her feet and marry her.

Story has a very very sad ending.

·Greg !!ZxbX4jw3I13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,248

image.png@230,246 (C)

Negi knows all about not working.

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,251

@previous (Greg !!ZxbX4jw3I)
lol

+Beebs !.geNITalIA13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,254

@previous (C)
lol

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,269

@230,247 (Syntax )
If you know these things to be true, than you should have been encouraging her to educate herself, instead of marrying up.

·ネギ先生 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,274

@230,248 (Greg !!ZxbX4jw3I)
I said if she wants to let her husband be the sole provider then that's fine. I didn't say she couldn't work though. I just said if she wants to be a house wife then that is alright. You people are once again failing to realize that Ducky does not yet know what she wants from life. I'm sure when she's older she'll understand much more.

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M13.5 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,276

@230,246 (C)
I want to work. At the end of the I look at what I've built and it's like Syntax's runners high, I get that rush of endorphins. Not every day, but enough to make it worthwhile.

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,282

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Sounds respectable to me.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M13.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,299

@previous (C)
It's a living.

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,302

@230,269 (C)
She read a lot besides watching TV. Those girl pulp fiction romance novels. Very bright girl and she ended education at 2 yr Jr college degree.

My bookkeeper. Yes I failed to spend enough tyme with her discussing her life and options. Sad because she had one hell of a chest and she died from Breast Cancer.

Once just once she offered to be my date to an event, and I already had a date so had to say sorry. I should have said how about next tyme.

+Anonymous N13.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,466

@230,162 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

Ducky expects to coast by on her personality of being supportive to her man. So when her looks fade, she's still being a good wife. Though her man will prolly have mistresses, but will not divorce since the mistresses are bitches, can't cook, and would make bad mothers for kids.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,476

@previous (N)
:3

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,737

@230,466 (N)
but so far, ducky can't cook either.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,742

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
im on it

·Anonymous G13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,746

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
sticking pizza rolls in the microwave doesnt count fucktard

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,749

@previous (G)
TELL UR MOM

+Anonymous O13.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,836

It's not as hard as people make it out to be. Be confident and be yourself. Smile and be friendly. Some bar sluts like a buff playboy saying cheesy pickup lines, but most girls like an interesting, smart, funny guy. Trust me brother, it worked for me.

·Anonymous N13.5 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #231,187

@230,742 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

In the future if your wife will cook and clean, you won't have to buy an android to do that.

+Anonymous P13.5 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #231,544

@previous (N)
Yeah, you'll buy an android to have sex with.

·Anonymous N13.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #231,640

@previous (P)

No dude never do that. Sexual abuse is what will make the robots rebel and war wage against humanity!

+vocalon !fQyrFD.ZL613.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #231,659

As one of the few users with actual success with actual girls, don't freak out. They're people first, and women second. Treat them like you would anyone else.

·Anonymous N13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #231,662

@previous (vocalon !fQyrFD.ZL6)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ywJzPiOLfY

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