Topic: My grandma was over once and told me that I should sleep naked to air out my taco.
+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago #18,754
I had long hair and the time and she thought I was my brothers girlfriend.She had dementia.
She slept in my bed when she came down, meaning I had to sleep on the floor in my brothers room.
So now I know not only did did she imagine me boning my brother but that she was airing out her stinky taco on my bed.
Also she kept her teeth in an old cream cheese tub in the fridge and tricked me too many times with it.
+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #229,258
She was right!
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,561
Have you ever had an incest experience?
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,565
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,567
+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,568
@OP
I think your grandma posts here sometimes!
I think your grandma posts here sometimes!
+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,569
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,571
@previous (E)
No we were only kids.
It was mostly feeling about and trying to get our weiners in position.
We probably touched thighs.
Whatever.
No we were only kids.
It was mostly feeling about and trying to get our weiners in position.
We probably touched thighs.
Whatever.
·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,593
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.5 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,099
inb4(Edited 15 seconds later.)
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,144
@229,593 (C)
Sorry I won't detail my sexual antics with my underage neighbour.
It will result in paedophiles masturbating.
And I don't want to masturbate right now. HAHAHAH. That was a joke.
But yeah I don't want to start a childhood sexual experience thread.
Sorry I won't detail my sexual antics with my underage neighbour.
It will result in paedophiles masturbating.
And I don't want to masturbate right now. HAHAHAH. That was a joke.
But yeah I don't want to start a childhood sexual experience thread.
·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,470
@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Do think your stories of unplesant sex experiences are what scared ducky from sex?
Do think your stories of unplesant sex experiences are what scared ducky from sex?
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,824
@previous (C)
Nah. I tell her the good ones too.
They're just not as interesting.
She isn't scared of the idea of sex just of other consequences.
Nah. I tell her the good ones too.
They're just not as interesting.
She isn't scared of the idea of sex just of other consequences.
+Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,825
+Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.5 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,826
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,827
@230,825 (G)
Definitely. We'd have something to discuss while we spoon.
And I had a thing for granny gangbang porn for a while so I'm good.
Definitely. We'd have something to discuss while we spoon.
And I had a thing for granny gangbang porn for a while so I'm good.
·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,828
@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Did it come about directly after granny aired her stinky taco in your bed?
Did it come about directly after granny aired her stinky taco in your bed?
+Anonymous I — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,829
@230,827 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)In this pic she is about the same age ...and as with aged cheese, she has become a wee bit ripe.
(Edited 23 seconds later.)
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #230,830
@230,828 (D)
Wow! No! Gross!
This was a lot more recent.
@previous (I)
Then I'd invite NecroChick and watch her do her work.
Wow! No! Gross!
This was a lot more recent.
@previous (I)
Then I'd invite NecroChick and watch her do her work.
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