Topic: Having a vagina means having no real problems.

+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #18,729

Women don't have to do anything, not even a driver's license, get their men to drive them everywhere, pay for everything, and the courts force their ex's to pay too. Women aren't raised to suppress their emotions and have an easy time making friends throughout all their life. Most people always are nice to them and protective because they're women. Whenever you see a pretty woman who's always happy and sweet, she's only like that because everyone is nice to her, it's kind of an instinct if people look nice and instinct to do the opposite when someone's ugly. And even online, forum moderators automatically worship you, both men and women.

What if Matt Miller was female? No matter all the stuff Syntax talks about, nobody's ruin his life for the stuff he's done.

Of course, women whine and whine about how they get men who treat them badly, but women who look good have hundreds of men a day hitting on them. They just choose a bad one. Even if most are bad, when a woman finds a nice guy, she treats him badly, such as sending an army of stalkers after him to drive him to suicide.

TL;DR: Living your life as a female is life on easy mode.

+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #228,914

Even if the vag looks like blue waffle and twice as smelly?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,916

@previous (B)

She could have herpes and warts, but she has pants on and you just see pretty.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,918

@previous (A)
Even if she farts all the time and is fugly and attention whoring all the time with same lines over and over?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,919

@previous (B)

Ugly is the only thing that does it. But they have it way easier than guys.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,920

@OP

Minichan; didn't read.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,923

@228,919 (A)
Eve if she looks and acts like Christian Weston Chandler without a penis?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,932

@previous (B)

Women get away with bad behavior all the time, moreso if pretty.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,934

@previous (A)
but occupied female prison exists

+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,942

A lot of this is true. I tell women, bring your own money, go dutch or take turns paying. Also don't waste money on expensive restaurants, just go with something you both like.

Some women say back "I'm not cheap!" Like they were bragging about getting a highest bidder. This disgusts, and distresses me.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,943

@228,934 (B)

Most prisoners are men.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,944

@previous (A)

> Most prisoners are men.

Doesnt imply there are no female prisoners.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,946

@228,942 (D)

I tell them our date will be a boardgame of Dungeons and Dragons. Sure this is what women refuse, but I want a GOOD WOMAN, not a normal woman. I normally can't stand restaurants even when someone pays because it's so overpriced. If I was a zillionaire illuminati I'd be fine if I paid because it's not breaking the bank for people.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,947

@228,932 (A)
They do sometimes get away with bad behavior, but men still commit most crimes, and most murders.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,949

@228,944 (B)

Women get off easy. I was recently stalked by a woman once and if she was a man she'd be in jail for stalking.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,952

@previous (A)
Why don't you just spread her nude as revenge?

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,956

@228,946 (A)
I just started playing D&D and I really like it. I was pleasantly surprised.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,957

@228,952 (B)

wat

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,959

@previous (A)
Her nude.
Spread them.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,960

@228,956 (D)

> I just started playing D&D and I really like it. I was pleasantly surprised.

I don't like how long a game could be stretched to. Also awkward to have DM describing erotic actions face-to-face.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,963

@previous (B)

Get a female DM.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,965

@previous (A)

> Get a female DM.

She'll just make retarded decisions and get away easily.
Back on topic, spread her nudes.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,966

@228,960 (B)
Yeah each game has been around four hours long.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 46 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,967

@228,963 (A)
spit sprit.
female dm = alley 3 minute $10.00 tranny whore, working off her student loans.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #228,968

@228,966 (D)
A single D&D game that lasts 4 hours ONLY?
Is your team committing mass suicide?

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #228,986

@previous (B)
No, they just have shorter missions for beginner level characters, I guess.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #228,993

@previous (D)
Still very short. Do you reuse characters?

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,038

@previous (B)
Most people have multiple characters.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,042

@previous (D)
Yeah I know, I mean, like, do your DM keep record of your party's story and keep it going next time when you reuse the characters?

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,043

i love when guys spend money on me

+Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,044

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
ducky pls

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,045

@229,043 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
for what?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,046

@previous (B)
restaurants, clothing lol

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,047

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
fungus remover, weed, a hot shower every once in awhile*

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,051

@229,046 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
unserious fraud bitch
you should not spend your mans money
you are supposed to stay in kitchen making sandwiches

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,057

@previous (B)
But that spending of her mans money helps the economy. She be helping her country out of debt.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,061

@previous (Syntax )
By putting her man in debt? Nah man that's not how woman works

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,068

@previous (B)
He just loves buying me stuff & i love it too :p

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,070

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
fucking spoiled slut
stop wasting your mans money
tell him thats not how you work fucktard

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,071

@previous (B)
ill try? lololol

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,075

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
not TRY
you MUST
fucking stupid cunt whore

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,076

ducky u ever do this for ur man

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,082

@229,075 (B)
nvm i love being spoiled

@previous (G)
wat

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,083

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
ducky has ur bf ever cummed in ur hair

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,084

@previous (G)
no one came anywhere near me

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,085

@229,082 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
you fucking psychotic slut deserved 1000 bitch slaps per minutes
dont fucking make thread about how your bf treat you bad coz you deserve every bit of it
unbelieveable... ... ...

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,087

@229,084 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
no wonder he is so angry all the time

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,088

@229,075 (B)

> not TRY
> you MUST
> fucking stupid cunt whore

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,091

@previous (A)
Stop changing the topic OP
SPREAD. THE. NUDE.

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,093

@229,061 (B)

If he does not spend the money on her it just sits in his wallet. Does no one any good.

He buys her a new blouse. Silk worms slave for months making. Chinese slave for hours unravel silk. More Chinese take thread n turn into fabric. Other Chinese in chemical plants make dyes for blouse. Other Chinese take dyed fabric and cut into blouse and sew together. Other Chinese wrap and pack n ship to store near where she lives. People at local store sell her blouse she bought with BF money. Tax on blouse goes to her Gov to pay corrupt politicians money to spend on their honey. That money builds the next hotel, where other couples have sex producing more people to .....

His money goes a long way to make planet earth wot it is. Give this dude a gold medal.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,098

@previous (Syntax )
Switch the first step to buys buds a drink. Same routine would go on, with the money spent on the place it should be spent on instead of onto some money-hogging slut who doesnt even do her job on the bed.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,100

@229,085 (B)
lol i think i was pmsing n crying over anything

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,110

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
you waste your mans money, you not doing your job on bed, you "pmsing" and crying over anything and not making sandwiches in kitchen.
god jesus fuck... ...
you are one psychotic fucktard unserious fraud money hogging lazy lowlife scum cunt
beyond unbelieveable... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,115

@previous (B)
Not nice to encourage her to bed with her man. Not a green thing. Enough people on Planet Earth. She no sleep well re Dad. Imagine how poor her sleep wood b if she ends up with this

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,116

@229,110 (B)
u mad

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,118

@229,115 (Syntax )
who gives a fuck about babbies
it is her job to relief her mans cock need

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
everyone mad for a scum cunt (scunt) like you

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,120

@229,115 (Syntax )

> Not nice to encourage her to bed with her man. Not a green thing. Enough people on Planet Earth.

population has stabilized

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 47 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,122

@229,118 (B)
cant find a girlfriend?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,124

@229,120 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

White population is stable. Maybe Japan too. Every other population is growing exponentially.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,125

@229,122 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
my bitch is pure fucking gold comparing to you, bitch

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,131

@previous (B)

Gavin has basically constant bad sex experiences which he posts about.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,132

@229,124 (A)
chinas declining

i used to be like that: "so many people in this world i shouldnt have kids derp" then i saw a dumb sign of a protesting hippie it said "do the world a favour and kill yourself." and I was like, never bitch

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,133

@229,131 (A)
SPREAD. THE. NUDES.

+Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,135

@229,118 (B)
If he all man he can take care of his own cock needs. Confucius said...Man who go to bed with problem....wake up with solution in hand.

If not ...Dream a little dream

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,136

@previous (H)
but thats the women job
otherwise why bother marriage and feeding

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

+Anonymous I — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,140

@229,133 (B)
NO NEED FOR NUDES.

My biology book shows me what she has. Women all the same. Boobs A B C D
Dudes Cock 1 inch 2 inch 3 inch 4 inch 5 inch...14 inches.

Seen one seen all. Nudes waste of server band width.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,151

@previous (I)
You dont even understand what women are for
go back fapping to your biology book

·Anonymous I — 13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,167

@previous (B)
Women have hole which works like palm of hand.
I understand what they are for as well as I understand the pages between covers of my Bio book.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,171

@previous (I)
your palm of hand have better uses than stroking rods
keep your hands for the more meaningful purposes and leave cock pleasing to the holes dedicated for it

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,200

@229,132 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

> i used to be like that: "so many people in this world i shouldnt have kids derp" then i saw a dumb sign of a protesting hippie it said "do the world a favour and kill yourself." and I was like, never bitch

It's the dumber people who always have the most kids though. Smarter people often go, "so many people in this world i shouldnt have kids" and many don't.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

+Anonymous J — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,202

@previous (A)
Have you seen Idiocracy?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,204

@previous (J)

Yup.

Researchers found that it was easy to breed guppies with bigger brains, but the fish had smaller guts and also produced fewer progeny.

http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/03/16325592-scientists-breed-big-brained-guppies-to-demonstrate-evolutions-trade-offs

·Anonymous J — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,206

@previous (A)
boners

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,225

@229,200 (A)
my body is made for baby making.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 12 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,587

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

Most women used to die in childbirth before modern medicine. And a lot of times women can't deliver without a C-section.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,588

@previous (A)
thats problems we made for ourselves.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,590

@229,587 (A)
I wouldnt bother. She's unable to retain information.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,601

@229,588 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

How? The only way I can see is by evolution making human heads really big at birth.

@previous (D)

She's retained all of Gavin's sexual stories (Gavin could be a virgin?) and it's scared her from sex.

She also might be intelligent, but she's just on drugs constantly.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,602

@previous (A)
She wants to be given a black eye, and her future plans are to sit around all day, doing nothing. So, why do you care? She has no real problems, right?

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 28 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,603

@229,588 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
How did we make this problem?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #229,935

I will tell you of the difficulties of having a penis.

When I wake up from sleep, my penis point straight up from an erection and urine sprays straight up. There is no way I can calm it down and I have to go too badly so I have to pee in the shower. But it still will spray with the force of a pressure hose directly at the ceiling. At hardware stores there's thin plastic wraps that are cheap for a large area. I have squares precut to cover my penis. However it sprays up and rains down. So I pee in the shower and piss all over myself. Then I rinse off and my skin is dry from the warm water.

I also wake up several times in the middle of the night and must do this each time. Girls you think cramps are difficult, this happens every day.

Next comes, the prostate. If I don't clear it out, it hurts bad and makes me crazy. But when ejeculate do, well it clogs where urine comes out and semen sticks to my penis and when I pee, it comes out like wiper fluid from a car --- in two directions! You aim this bad boy at a toilet and it lands on the floor to the right and the left of it. Soo I go in the shower.

I also must clean the shower every day because it stinks like mad.

And women, this is what every guy goes through in their life. Guys deny this out of shame, and I'm sure people here in this thread will use their super mature insults like "retarded", "autistic", "faggot, etc because they think it's convincing, but fact is it's true. It even says so on Wikipedia.

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