Topic: Hey ducky

+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #18,635

Would you marry a very rich handsome man who was very funny but oly 5'2 tall?

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #227,310

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 49 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,312

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Yes or no

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,317

@previous (A)
no

+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,374

@OP

ninjj is that you?

I thought Ninjj was 4'5" though.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,378

@previous (C)
ninjj is also ugly, poor and fucking boring

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,390

@previous (A)

sup ninjj?

> ninjj is also ugly

He has a ton of sex with hot women.

> poor

Lives in a rich area, new car, expensive apple products

> and fucking boring

He always tries to be cute. Not boring. Maybe sickening a little but a lot of people like that. Perhaps phony.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,396

@previous (C)
the fuck? You gay for that skinny little jew rat?

+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,399

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,405

@previous (D)
Most chicks like guys with bigger arms than their own

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,408

i thought hes ok when i figured out he existed and also i found it cute that he was imitating me when i was weirded out because i thought it was a prerecording the whole time

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,410

@227,396 (A)

> the fuck? You gay for that skinny little jew rat?

Oh heavens no. I'm bitter against the entire world because women have bad sexual selection. Bitter for lack of money too, but I should be able to fix that within a couple years.

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,411

@227,408 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

> i thought hes ok when i figured out he existed and also i found it cute that he was imitating me when i was weirded out because i thought it was a prerecording the whole time

Immitating you? He recorded your voice? Or mimmicked it? He has this sadistic teenagery voice that's disturbing.

Or do you mean how you both write like you're texting something instead of writing normally?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,412

@previous (C)
mimicked......idk he was copying my movements on cam :P

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,423

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

He's very awkward

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,427

@227,412 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

He tries to be cute.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,432

he won me over

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,434

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

You two should start dating. It would be hillarious if he fucks another girl from the chans.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,435

@previous (C)
inb4 leonidas wants sloppy seconds

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,437

@previous (D)

I will clarify something. I was into Ninjj's 3'11" girlfriend because she was really really weird because I'm weird, though a hell lot more. I do not fall for women just because they're nice to me. I meet a lot of them in real life who are nice, but ordinary.

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,438

@227,435 (D)

> inb4 kook wants sloppy seconds

I corrected this.

+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,441

@previous (C)
Nice have a female is called sloppy seconds after she fucks. Way to keep women from sexing, you moron.

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,443

@previous (E)

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,444

@previous (C)
its true. Its called slut shaming, and means less sex for everyone.

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,447

@previous (E)

But kook's a lesbian who doesn't care about men's views.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,449

@previous (C)
mens views actually hurt other men. Which is just stupid on so many levels. lol

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,460

@previous (E)

My views have never had an effect on any women. The most I've ever done is:
* Gotten people into 9gag. Though I've stopped visiting it and generally go to www.davidicke.com for laughs, though I believe most of the stuff
* Gotten Green to spread my jokes like 9bong. Gotten Matt to talk about Luna Lovegood for a year.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,463

@previous (C)
How do you know? Also tell us more of this Luna Lovegood business.

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,475

@previous (E)

Matt was doing Emma Watson schtick when Emma was long out of style and Luna was the fad. Though Luna's out of style again now. But when she was in style, I had to tell Matt because he doesn't update his schtick.

+Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,484

I am late to the party re heavy and weird but cool work day. Meetings meetings I must larn to stay away from the company I used to work for and now are client but going Home well no one can really go home can they.

So ducky if I read this correct may accept some short yet rich dude in marriage? ninjj is in competition and one fact from chat well that makes sense to me.

I was also hooked on a type once myself - Being hooked on a type has its positive and negative points - None of this makes sense which is good for a few.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,485

@previous (Syntax )
nonononono
no short guys for me

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,491

@227,484 (Syntax )

> work day.

You're 72, almost 80. You collect social security and don't need to work.

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,499

@227,485 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Looked at Academy awards show it bits since on TVio and Dustin Hoffman walks out with a TALL TALL gal and it was weird. In movies they make someone like Bogart equal or taller then gal star yet is was very short.

I have had many too many a GF over the years and none was taller then me. One an inch shorter. Shortest was 4'11 and Wife was 5'1 and current GF's well too many pics so no need to put clues for dox here lol. Since I have identified hair colour - One is Strawberry blonde and the other is Blonde.

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,507

@227,491 (C)
SS which I am forced to take any moment by rules - because the amount caps out any momento - so it wood be dumb not to finally take it - Its maybe at best going to amount to about $39,000 year which wood not pay for 50% of year for daughter at Harvard Med.

Wot makes me angry is being forced this year up to next year April to start dumping money out of my IRA's and 401Ks. and IF I Fail2 there is a HONKING HUGE PENALTY Designed to destroy the accounts RAPIDLY - Gov wants the tax free money nor can I blame them.

AS to not need to work? Ha ha - Remember if you b Male Condom can and does fail - Harvard Med says on web site expect $49K yr cost yet yet yet its $75K yr AND AND AND AND it all had to be paid fully up FRONT IN FULL BEFORE THEY WOOD LET HER IN Harvard Law is the same. AND She cannot use dorms on campus cause that is not approved for the 5 year MD she chose. So bank talks me in2 buying a house Pipes burst I lease her a condo while house pipes replaced and walls more ripped out to get rid of MOLD - Bought her a new yet compact car cause cash was limited my way by that tyme

AND YOU TELL ME I DON'T HAVE TO WORK? Condoms can and do FAIL

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,511

@227,499 (Syntax )
@previous (Syntax )
You and ducky should do a double suicide off a cliff in a car together.

Just do it.

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,516

@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
I love LIFE...Y wood I Sewercide?

ducky just needs sleep and cure for dads snoring - hardly reason to end life.

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,521

@227,507 (Syntax )

American women are spoiled. She can take student loans and buy a $1000 card.

·Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,529

@227,516 (Syntax )
You and Ducky have the same IQ, so I am really sure you were made for each other. Either leave TC and cease posting with your stupid shtick or do us a favor and take out Ducky. She's a worthless grill anyway. Go go go...

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,535

@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
1: ducky is beyond too young as in just beyond child.
2: My GF's are more then I can handle
3: Thank you for asking me to stay around TC very nice of you.
5: It is good my IQ is not 181 as if it were then I could only make $10.47 hour teaching English to Chinese

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,545

@previous (Syntax )

Where did 181 come from? Matt made it up?

+Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,936

@227,411 (C)
you've never heard my voice weirdo

·Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,937

@227,427 (C)
you've never spent time around me douchebag

·Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,938

@227,374 (C)
that joke is old creep

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,948

@227,936 (H)

have

@227,937 (H)

You try to be cute online, on cam, everywhere. It's your nature. It's obvious.

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 51 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,949

@227,545 (C)
Hummmmm that 181? I not even have a guess. His is not over 125 so its adding his age at the tyme. No clue.

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