Topic: how to be good to ur Man, how to be a good wife

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.6 years ago #18,618

1. Submit totally. u r shoes and he owns the shoes

2. Spend all the days cooking, cleaning, and giving your man everything he asks. This is ur life purpose

3. be patient an let him do his man-things an stay out all night if he wants to, be grateful he comes back to u every night

4. Have boys

5. Look good

6. Don't leave the house if he doesnt want u too. When u get married you give yourself over completely

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+Anonymous — 13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #227,045

inb4 Kook rage

+Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,046

@OP
7.Take it in the poop chute whenever he asks

+cup !J8KdupVDQY — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,048

You have been brainwashed by your desert religion.

> 4. Have boys

> 5. Look good

> 6. Don't leave the house if he doesnt want u too. When u get married you give yourself over completely

Wow. Just wow. Stand the fuck up.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,050

@227,046 (C)
Yep, true.

@previous (cup !J8KdupVDQY)
YOU DONT WANT HER TO THINK SHE SHUD ALWAYS LOOK GOOD?!?!

+Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,051

·cup !J8KdupVDQY — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,053

@227,050 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Nope. I don't put make-up on, wear sexually revealing clothes, or spend an hour doing my hair. Why should she have to or even be expected to?

+Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,057

@previous (cup !J8KdupVDQY)
If she has no interest in landing herself a husband, then there is no reason why she should do those things, you're right.

·cup !J8KdupVDQY — 13.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #227,058

@previous (F)
Maybe it means she'll have a better chance of finding a better, truer man, rather than a typical ass hat.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,062

@previous (cup !J8KdupVDQY)
Oh come on.

·Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,064

@227,058 (cup !J8KdupVDQY)
No, you're wrong there, only a loser who couldn't hope to get anything better would date a woman who doesn't try to look good.

·cup !J8KdupVDQY — 13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,067

@previous (F)
What makes them a "loser"? They were labelled by the same standards which expect women to constantly look their best.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,072

women have always tried to look good, it makes us feel good when we feel pretty ok

·cup !J8KdupVDQY — 13.6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,074

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Women are pretty without all that shit.

·Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,077

@227,067 (cup !J8KdupVDQY)
No, you're wrong, it is not an arbitrary label which makes successful men good-looking and demands women attempt to be also, it's the way of nature. Ugly people get fucked less and the genes die out. It's just biology, true for all species.

Plus, if a guy looks good, he can get better-looking women. No guy would choose to fuck an ugly girl who doesn't look after herself if he has a choice of a good-looking one. I'm not saying you have to try to look good. I'm just saying that if you don't you'll only ever get losers.

+Anonymous G — 13.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #227,079

wow, ducky is a moron. Why not quit school now and just spend your days cleaning, and sucking dick?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,088

@227,074 (cup !J8KdupVDQY)
Sure but girls dont believe that. Let us do a bit of grooming so we believe you :p it only brings positive changes, what the hells the problem

@previous (G)
yeah lol

·Anonymous G — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,090

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
why don't you? Why are you doing anything that isn't for the pleasure of your man?

·Anonymous G — 13.6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,092

@227,077 (F)
Make up actually subverts this because it covers up the actual features, and so obscures the genetic markers.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,093

@227,090 (G)
why am i in school? idk just need a highschool diploma, dont have to drop out so dramatic gosh

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,096

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Why shouldn't you drop out? You don't need a diploma to bag a rich man.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,099

@previous (G)
cos highschools easy idk y i wud drop out, rich mans still waiting for me after i graduate lol

+Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,101

> thread is full of fucktards

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,103

@227,099 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
So, he's waiting now. You could be using this time to improve your cooking, or sexing skills. You are being just so awful towards your future husband right now.

·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,104

@227,092 (G)
No, you're wrong, make-up, when done well, enhances and amplifies the natural features, makes lips look redder to imitate the vagina, makes eyes bigger, makes skin look healthier, etc.

·cup !J8KdupVDQY — 13.5 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,105

@227,099 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You make your boyfriend sound more and more like a manipulative, creepy older man, who softly preys on you because of his normally shitty love-life.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,106

my marriage is gonna be soooo much fun

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,109

@227,105 (cup !J8KdupVDQY)
hes the most submissive man ive ever been with lol.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,114

@227,104 (F)
"Enhance", means change appearance. Makes lips look redder, and wider and plumper than nature gave Makes eyes look bigger, hair look, lighter and shinier. Which is all a deception. So I'm right. lol

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,116

@227,109 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Why are you with a pussy boy? Are you a lesbo?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,119

@previous (G)
hes my first
hes not SO submissive, but the one and only one i was with
it makes him so
so so so
lovable
:)

·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,121

@227,116 (G)
No, you're wrong, whether it 'changes' the appearance or not is irrelevant, and something only you seem obsessed with. The issue is whether make-up makes women more fuckable, which it does, for good evolutionary reasons, and it is on this subject you are wrong.

·Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,122

@227,109 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
He's a fucking beta and you want to be submissive to him? Those are the kind of people who end up asking you to wear a fursuit during sex, or dress up like an adult baby. Enjoy your life as a freak's wife living just above the poverty line. He won't hide his porn mags either, despite having someone to actually fuck.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,124

@previous (H)
u jelly

·cup !J8KdupVDQY — 13.5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,125

@227,122 (H)
This precisely.

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Your self-worth is jelly.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,126

@227,121 (F)
It hides asymmetrical features, thin lips, small eyes, shortness etc. Which helps people with weaker genes breed. Damn you're stupid.

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,127

@227,119 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Why hasnt he proposed yet?

·Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,131

@227,124 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Jelly because an underageb& thinks it's cool to be a piece of property? Wow. Just wow.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,132

@previous (H)
Y u so offended lol

@227,127 (G)
I just wanted to finish highschool first. Maybe summer tiem ;p

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,133

@227,131 (H)
lol She also think that women deserve to be hit, and only exist to be baking, fuck holes.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,135

@227,132 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
But why finish high school at all?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,137

@227,133 (G)
Hey yes

·cup !J8KdupVDQY — 13.5 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,139

@227,132 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Don't get married so soon. It's a horrible idea. Live your life after high school free of a bounding relationship for a while.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,140

@previous (cup !J8KdupVDQY)
She has no life outside of her man.

+Soda Popinski !LnODCuYkA2 — 13.5 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,142

@OP
What a shitty advice. Kill yourself.

·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,143

@227,126 (G)
No, you're wrong, it allows flawed women to appear flawless and thus mate with the stronger, better-looking male genes, producing a stronger, healthier, better-looking generation. Don't get angry with yourself, biology can be a difficult subject.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,144

@227,135 (G)
cos its easy and i dont need to create drama with my parents? wtf

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,145

@227,143 (F)
So it tricks attractive men into producing spawn with less attractive women? lol That really helps men out. lol

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,146

@227,144 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Just explain to your father, that your role is cock slave to your man. He'll understand because he raised you to feel that way.

+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,151

You can't cook though :|

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,152

@227,146 (G)
good advice actually

·cup !J8KdupVDQY — 13.5 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,153

@227,144 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You're not understanding. Your idea of how women should live contradicts you seeing an importance in finishing high school.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,154

@227,151 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
You've said that you've never met her irl.

·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,155

@227,145 (G)
The issue here is biology and the benefits of trying to appear good, not your obsession with 'deception'. Re-read the thread.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,156

@227,152 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Well, whats stopping you?

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,157

@227,155 (F)
So it benefits women, and not men? Got it.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,159

@227,151 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
oh right thats why im in school.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,161

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Is your school teaching you to cook?

·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,162

@227,154 (G)
I haven't but she astral projected into my kitchen to make me breakfast and fucked it up.

·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,164

@227,157 (G)
Finally you've understood. Have a gold star.

·Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,166

@227,159 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
They don't teach you to cook in high school.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,167

@227,164 (F)
Thats why it shouldnt happen stupid. damn.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,168

@227,162 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
why, how man lies do you tell?

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,169

@227,162 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Where do you live, Gavin?

·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,172

@227,168 (G)
I lie often but it's always jocular!

@previous (G)
England, Great Britain, United Kingdom.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,173

@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
But you did know that ducky cant cook?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,175

@227,162 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
lol

@227,161 (G)
yes its extra. i took fashion last semester now im taking foods lol. plenty of random classes in highschool

·Soda Popinski !LnODCuYkA2 — 13.5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,177

@227,159 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
That's why you are a dumb cunt

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,179

@227,175 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
So why cant you cook?

·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,182

@227,167 (G)
No, you're wrong, you're looking at the laws of nature as something which owes you 'fairness'.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,183

@227,179 (G)
mommy never showed me

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,188

thread exploded with kook autism

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,190

If u r an honest man, U know youd love it if a woman willingly submitted as much as my first post explained etc.

+Anonymous K — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,194

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I dunno about all the time, like you say in the OP. In the bedroom yes, all the time though no. You need a partner, not a follower.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,202

@previous (K)
guess so

·Anonymous K — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,206

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Once you have kids, your priorities would be a little different too.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,210

@previous (K)
the womans job is take care of the kids and the house...

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,240

@227,182 (F)
Not me fairness, fairness to potential offspring. But enjoy being tricked lol

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,241

@227,183 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

> mommy never showed me

Why not?

·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,242

@227,240 (G)
Thank-you

·Anonymous K — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,243

@227,210 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Yeah I think so too

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,245

@227,241 (G)
idk. her mom never showed her either, she had to learn when she got married.

@previous (K)
:)

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,249

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
So wait, the man had to show her how t cook and clean? lol How in the fuck did that work?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,252

@previous (G)
No my dad couldnt cook she hated his food so she finally taught herself to cook :p

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,278

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
that just stupid. You and her would actually wait until marriage instead of practicing for the only job that you will ever have? Wait this also means that she knew how to cook before you were born, so she could have shown you.

+Anonymous L — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,281

Look at all the angry people

+Anonymous M — 13.5 years ago, 56 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,356

> 1. Submit totally. u r shoes and he owns the shoes
> 2. Spend all the days cooking, cleaning, and giving your man everything he asks. This is ur life purpose
> 3. be patient an let him do his man-things an stay out all night if he wants to, be grateful he comes back to u every night
> 4. Have boys
> 5. Look good
> 6. Don't leave the house if he doesnt want u too. When u get married you give yourself over completely

The problem with this is...
1. If you're supplicating to your man, he'll probably have mistresses and not value you.
2. This only works if your man values you as much as you do him. But any man who supplicates to a woman is not attractive. Women are attracted to men who don't need them. So this is doomed to failure.
3. This only works if you find some rich repressed introvert who hasn't had many women, can't socialize to cheat, and so really values you. And he's a nice guy so you as a woman are not attracted to him. And so the only thing making you attracted to him is his money. So just don't divorce him to steal his money so you can get knocked up by trashy dudes, and you'll be set!

·Anonymous M — 13.5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,436

@OP

By the way, is all this submissive wife stuff even real? It sounds like you're making a big joke.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,445

@previous (M)
Someone is feeding her lines. Its been confirmed.

·Anonymous M — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,450

@previous (G)

Syntax claimed this. What the hell do you mean "feeding her lines"? She usually sounds like she is making jokes and being silly. This isn't brain surgery.

Perhaps the virgin, wants to be submissive good wife, and older boyfriend stuff is a joke.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,454

@previous (M)
I mean that someone is feeding her lines. Its not a hard concept. Unless she really does that that she deserves to be hit,and cannot wipe her own ass, but that's unlikely.

·Anonymous K — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,458

@227,450 (M)
> Syntax claims everything

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,465

@previous (K)
this lol

@227,450 (M)
eh I already talked to syntax about that. no one is feeding me lines. im just that good LOL!

@227,436 (M)
im exaggerating a lil, but i like the thought of being a good housewife lol

·Anonymous M — 13.5 years ago, 49 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,470

@227,454 (G)

You're claiming she can't make up her own humour.

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,472

@previous (M)
"humour" probably not. She cant even wipe her butt correctly.

·Anonymous K — 13.5 years ago, 5 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,473

@227,470 (M)
No, that's what syntax claims

·Anonymous M — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,481

@227,472 (G)

> "humour"

I accidentaly spelt it British when I'm a Yank.

> She cant even wipe her butt correctly.

That's humor!

·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #227,661

@previous (M)
the aristocrats!

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