Topic: Leonidas
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.6 years ago #18,534
Let me be your friend.
+Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 43 seconds later[T] [B] #225,831
wat??
and
I was fagtardicus in Tinychat.
and
I was fagtardicus in Tinychat.
+Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #225,832
I remember when someone else tried this with Leo. It didn't turn out very well. lol
·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,835
@previous (C)
No, I trust Ducky not to stalk me and my family, like some other person who I don't want to talk about. Ducky has defended me which only Scatman has ever done, aside from anons who I know not their names.
No, I trust Ducky not to stalk me and my family, like some other person who I don't want to talk about. Ducky has defended me which only Scatman has ever done, aside from anons who I know not their names.
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·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,836
·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,838
@previous (C)<---- This dude who lives in Nigeria.
This guy in England who says Reptilian aliens control humanity.
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+Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,840
Yes, be friends with a person pretending to be a girl+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,849
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,853
·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,860
@225,849 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I always get girls obsessed with me like crazy, stalking and shit, finding my house a day after I move in. I guess it's cause I'm blonde, blue eyed, pretty.
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I always get girls obsessed with me like crazy, stalking and shit, finding my house a day after I move in. I guess it's cause I'm blonde, blue eyed, pretty.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,865
·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,867
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Satisfied?
> go to England on vacation with some friends
> we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
> it starts to get dark out
> got to check my watch
> I forgot it
> decide to go ask someone
> find someone to ask
> ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SIX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
> have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat
> YOU WOT M8?
> he starts to laugh maniacally
> Big Ben rings out
> everyone stops in the freaking street
> a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
> the freaking queen herself sticks her head out
> OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
> driver pokes his head out
> 6 BONGERS!?
> another man leaps out of the sewer
> 6 FECKING BONGERS!?
> people start pouring out in the street
> YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG
> store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
> we try to get away, the filth is choking me
> SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX A-BONG
> the lyrics drown everyone out, can't avoid dancers
> BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
> OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG
> fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
> someone pulls out a Britsh flag and starts waving it while singing God Save the Queen
> several men are being beaten to death with cricket bats
> a 1950s style police box materialeses out of thin air and a man with a long scarf gets out
> our freaking faces
> Be American
> Vacation in England
> At a cafe, looking for food that isn't chicken masala or tea
> Queen of England rolls up in a horse and buggy
> on the wrong side of the road
> OI YOU LOT WUSSAT TOYME?
> stand there helplessly confused
> wax sculpture of the terminator emerges from the other street
> royal band appears behind the queen
> assaults the wax Terminator
> meanwhile Queen is shaving her legs outside of her buggy
> OI YOU LOT BLOODY IDJOTS WOT BONG N THE CLOCK IS IT
> people start panicking because big ben hasn't gone off yet
> I look at my watch
> it's 6 PM
> "Hey, it's six pm"
> SIX PIMS? THE FAK IS A PIM YOU ROLLY JOCKINGWIGGLE
> he pulls out a gun
> It has a watch on it
> OI YOU LOT IS 6 BONG
> big ben rings
> a loud voice comes on the speakers everywhere
> IT'S 6 BONG YOU LOT 6 BONG
> buses of people go by screaming "6 BONG"
> mfw
> go to London, England for a business trip
> go to a rental car kiosk to rent a car
> "hello, I'd like to rent a car"
> "OI WOT DID U SAY"
> "I'd like to rent a car please"
> "A CAR? YOU MUST MEAN AN AUTOMATED ROLLINGHAM"
> "yeah sure"
> he gives me the keys to a car
> get to the car
> it has two brake pedals and one doesn't even work
> can't understand how to get it moving
> go to return the car
> the guy refuses and says some gibberish on how it's supposed to be like that
> decide to take the bus instead
> get to my hotel, there is a bar across the street and my room isn't ready yet so I decide to stop there and see if I can catch up on the broncos game
> take a seat, everybody is watching some guy playing some wierd golf/baseball hybrid
> bartender yells "OI M8 WOT WILL IT BE"
> "a beer"
> "A WOT NOW?"
> "a beer"
> "A WOT?"
> point to a guy across the bar holding a beer
> "what he's having"
> "OH YOU MEAN A FIZZLY WIZZLY WOBBLY POP"
> "yeah that's what I meant"
> he pours me a beer
> it's warm
> tell the bartender it's warm
> "IZ DERE A PROBLEM WIT THAT M8"
> everybody is staring at me
> "n-no"
> go back to drinking my beer
> ask the bartender if he could put the football game on
> "OH YEA THE MANCHESTER UNITED GAME IS ON"
> he turns a soccer game on
> decide I have had enough of this backwards place
> finish my beer
> give it the applause it deserves
> everybody stares at me
> the room is dead silent
> slowly back out of the bar and run to my hotel room
> go to england
> head to restaurant for food
> watch is set to timezone of hometown
> ask someone what time it is
> TOYME? WOTS THAT?
> notice he doesn't have a watch on
> no one in england has a watch
> big ben starts to chime
> everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
> man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
> waitress drops my order on the floor to count her fingers
> man running down the street: OI IT'S 7 BONG
> mfw
Satisfied?
> go to England on vacation with some friends
> we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
> it starts to get dark out
> got to check my watch
> I forgot it
> decide to go ask someone
> find someone to ask
> ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SIX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
> have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat
> YOU WOT M8?
> he starts to laugh maniacally
> Big Ben rings out
> everyone stops in the freaking street
> a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
> the freaking queen herself sticks her head out
> OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
> driver pokes his head out
> 6 BONGERS!?
> another man leaps out of the sewer
> 6 FECKING BONGERS!?
> people start pouring out in the street
> YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG
> store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
> we try to get away, the filth is choking me
> SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX A-BONG
> the lyrics drown everyone out, can't avoid dancers
> BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
> OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG
> fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
> someone pulls out a Britsh flag and starts waving it while singing God Save the Queen
> several men are being beaten to death with cricket bats
> a 1950s style police box materialeses out of thin air and a man with a long scarf gets out
> our freaking faces
> Be American
> Vacation in England
> At a cafe, looking for food that isn't chicken masala or tea
> Queen of England rolls up in a horse and buggy
> on the wrong side of the road
> OI YOU LOT WUSSAT TOYME?
> stand there helplessly confused
> wax sculpture of the terminator emerges from the other street
> royal band appears behind the queen
> assaults the wax Terminator
> meanwhile Queen is shaving her legs outside of her buggy
> OI YOU LOT BLOODY IDJOTS WOT BONG N THE CLOCK IS IT
> people start panicking because big ben hasn't gone off yet
> I look at my watch
> it's 6 PM
> "Hey, it's six pm"
> SIX PIMS? THE FAK IS A PIM YOU ROLLY JOCKINGWIGGLE
> he pulls out a gun
> It has a watch on it
> OI YOU LOT IS 6 BONG
> big ben rings
> a loud voice comes on the speakers everywhere
> IT'S 6 BONG YOU LOT 6 BONG
> buses of people go by screaming "6 BONG"
> mfw
> go to London, England for a business trip
> go to a rental car kiosk to rent a car
> "hello, I'd like to rent a car"
> "OI WOT DID U SAY"
> "I'd like to rent a car please"
> "A CAR? YOU MUST MEAN AN AUTOMATED ROLLINGHAM"
> "yeah sure"
> he gives me the keys to a car
> get to the car
> it has two brake pedals and one doesn't even work
> can't understand how to get it moving
> go to return the car
> the guy refuses and says some gibberish on how it's supposed to be like that
> decide to take the bus instead
> get to my hotel, there is a bar across the street and my room isn't ready yet so I decide to stop there and see if I can catch up on the broncos game
> take a seat, everybody is watching some guy playing some wierd golf/baseball hybrid
> bartender yells "OI M8 WOT WILL IT BE"
> "a beer"
> "A WOT NOW?"
> "a beer"
> "A WOT?"
> point to a guy across the bar holding a beer
> "what he's having"
> "OH YOU MEAN A FIZZLY WIZZLY WOBBLY POP"
> "yeah that's what I meant"
> he pours me a beer
> it's warm
> tell the bartender it's warm
> "IZ DERE A PROBLEM WIT THAT M8"
> everybody is staring at me
> "n-no"
> go back to drinking my beer
> ask the bartender if he could put the football game on
> "OH YEA THE MANCHESTER UNITED GAME IS ON"
> he turns a soccer game on
> decide I have had enough of this backwards place
> finish my beer
> give it the applause it deserves
> everybody stares at me
> the room is dead silent
> slowly back out of the bar and run to my hotel room
> go to england
> head to restaurant for food
> watch is set to timezone of hometown
> ask someone what time it is
> TOYME? WOTS THAT?
> notice he doesn't have a watch on
> no one in england has a watch
> big ben starts to chime
> everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
> man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
> waitress drops my order on the floor to count her fingers
> man running down the street: OI IT'S 7 BONG
> mfw
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,869
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #226,130
i jus wanna be his friend
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #226,132
+Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #226,135
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Reminds me of convo with becky yesterday on subject of why women who end up beaten up return to the beater. Kinda like how Cris Brown is all of a sudden forgiven
Reminds me of convo with becky yesterday on subject of why women who end up beaten up return to the beater. Kinda like how Cris Brown is all of a sudden forgiven
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #226,137
·Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #226,144
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I hate really hate saying this buttttt - I ran out of tyme with becky on this subject in pm yesterday and was going to add about the tyme I helped out a gal who worked for me and was beaten up on a regular basis by her bf. I visited her in hospital several times. So at a point I said to self fuck this- I made an appointment for her with cops. She sat down and told all - Cops turned it over to DA who said no thanks.
So confused I pulled some strings with a ski club buddy who worked on high at the DA's office. So this beaten up gal goes in and gets the top dog at LA DA.
She returns to company in tears. DA said sorry I cannot help you. So I of course run over to DA who I had never met to ask wots up with that.
See the deal is I only viewed it from her side. It was a horrid case of mutual abuse and I never had a clue. The shit she would do to him was so bad.
No one deserves it with that one exception where both are plotting the next nightmare on the other. I left out so much in this recollection.
I hate really hate saying this buttttt - I ran out of tyme with becky on this subject in pm yesterday and was going to add about the tyme I helped out a gal who worked for me and was beaten up on a regular basis by her bf. I visited her in hospital several times. So at a point I said to self fuck this- I made an appointment for her with cops. She sat down and told all - Cops turned it over to DA who said no thanks.
So confused I pulled some strings with a ski club buddy who worked on high at the DA's office. So this beaten up gal goes in and gets the top dog at LA DA.
She returns to company in tears. DA said sorry I cannot help you. So I of course run over to DA who I had never met to ask wots up with that.
See the deal is I only viewed it from her side. It was a horrid case of mutual abuse and I never had a clue. The shit she would do to him was so bad.
No one deserves it with that one exception where both are plotting the next nightmare on the other. I left out so much in this recollection.
+Anonymous G — 13.6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #226,151
·Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #226,156
@previous (G)
C U just had to ask.
Ski friend was and still may be the Legal council from the DA's office to the LA City council. Lovely and a former mouseketeer. Think but not sure if she did any disney movies. Riding with her up to Mammoth was super cause cops wood pull her over and she wood wip out her DA Badge and awayyyyyy we wood go ticket freeeee
C U just had to ask.
Ski friend was and still may be the Legal council from the DA's office to the LA City council. Lovely and a former mouseketeer. Think but not sure if she did any disney movies. Riding with her up to Mammoth was super cause cops wood pull her over and she wood wip out her DA Badge and awayyyyyy we wood go ticket freeeee
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