Topic: My butthole obsession
+Eels !outYoUYoU. — 13.6 years ago #18,518

I have been obsessed with buttholes since I was 11. I have no desire to ever become a proctologist. People get annoyed with me a lot. It started with cats. How you see their buttholes when they hold their tails up. I get laughed at a lot. People find it funny initially until they tire of me bringing it up. Then they get really ugly about it.
+Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #225,603
Oh nooooooo's
If DM repays you? You can then afford a proto~rectumy. About $473 and some chump change.
·Eels !outYoUYoU. (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,605
@previous (B)
There was a joke on Rotten.com's article on Hello Kitty. They had a quote underneath a image of her that says, "She has no mouth, and I must scream".
+Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,612
@OP
This explains why you were so tight with depressionman.
+The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,613
+The Board — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #225,616
@OP
Yes! Feed me more quality posts! Nam nam nam! ^_^
·Eels !outYoUYoU. (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #225,631
@225,612 (C)
I'd eat ants that bit me as a child.
+Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #225,632
@previous (Eels !outYoUYoU.)
when you were a child or when the ant was a child?
·Eels !outYoUYoU. (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #225,635
@previous (F)
I don't know and it scares me my parents are getting older. My mother makes me so fucking tense!!!!!!! Snap out of it!!!!!!
I don't relate to humans.
+Ned Springcream !aeNZeP7XP2 — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #225,639
+Anonymous H — 13.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #225,644
OP
Dr. Roberts said:
"Look, if you like buttholes, welcome to it. I don't care one way or another what part of the male anatomy you like . It's amazing to me how personally you all take buttholes, which question the entire matter of belief in homoerotic fairy tales. But if that's where you at, fine by me. Nothing personal in it. I calls 'em as I sees 'em, and that's the way the cookie crumbles."
+Anonymous I — 13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #225,666
@previous (H)
who gives a shit what dr fucktard thinks
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.6 years ago, 19 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #226,258
@previous (I)
Nice get.
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