Topic: British heroes vs. American heroes

+Anonymous A — 13.6 years ago #18,429

British heroes: generally down-to-earth characters like Sherlock Holmes, James Bond and suchlike.

American heroes: men in masks and spandex pants because American men like looking at the shape of their balls.

+Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 15 minutes later[T] [B] #224,412

@OP
> down to earth
> lists two fictional characters
Ok

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,413

@previous (B)
It's in their character traits, dumbshit.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,414

@previous (A)

> It's in their character traits, dumbshit.

Fictional character traits.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,415

@previous (B)
If you weren't aware (probably because you're a dumb troll), I am talking about FICTIONAL people for both parties.

+Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,416

No one can beat Afghan heroes though...

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,417

@224,415 (A)
The two characters you mentioned with specificity are fictional ones and they only applied to one party.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,418

@224,416 (C)
Jews did 9/11. No Afghans were harmed during the making of that film.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,419

@224,417 (B)
So are American people actually dressing up in spandex and running around in masks or are you completely retarded? I am guessing it's the second one...

·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,420

@224,418 (B)
Well of course it's fake, but all hero stories are fake. The 9/11 commission report story is what matters.

+Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,421

@224,416 (C)
but of course, they beat themselves

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,422

@224,419 (A)
Your ignorance of America is second only to your inability to distinguish fiction from reality. Yes, Americans are known for actually dressing up in spandex and running around in masks. It is a trait so common even foreigners know about it as evidenced by http://www.tinychan.org/topic/18429

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,423

@224,420 (C)
> The 9/11 commission report story is what matters.

Those rich old white men wearing spandex and masks. They made it all legit.

·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,424

@previous (B)
Exactly. Donald Rumsfeld called on the Batphone then Bush and Cheney flew in and saved the day by defeating Saddam Hussein. Which had nothing to do with what Israel wanted, of course.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,426

@previous (C)
This is all true.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 11 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,427

@224,422 (B)
Your trolling is really obvious at this point. Stop it. Clearly I am talking about superheroes in comic books, idiot.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,429

@previous (A)
> calls me a troll in his second response to me
> gets madder and madder with every response
> still cannot confess that he knows so little about American culture other than the obvious mask/spandex wearing
Are you going to stop the shenanigans and take this topic serious? I thought you wanted this thread to be free of shitposts.

·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 3 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,430

@224,427 (A)
Why bully real life heroes?

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,432

@previous (C)
Because he only knows fiction.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,433

@224,429 (B)
Jesus fuck, what are you even talking about? Stop shitting up my topic with your utter nonsense.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,434

@previous (A)
I'm talking about something other than fiction and you are having a hard time with it. I am only trying to contribute to the discussion. Are you feeling alright?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,435

@previous (B)
The topic was clearly about FICTION. Fucking Hell, can you even read? Stop spouting retarded garbage and just get out of my thread already.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,436

@previous (A)
There you go again with the fiction bit. Why so fictional?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,437

@previous (B)
Because that was the point of the thread. Now will you stick to the fucking point of this topic?

·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,438

@224,435 (A)

> The topic was clearly about FICTION. Fucking Hell, can you even read? Stop spouting retarded garbage and just get out of my thread already.

Topic: British heroes vs. American heroes

+Anonymous A --- 40 minutes ago #18,429
British heroes: generally down-to-earth characters like Sherlock Holmes, James Bond and suchlike.

American heroes: men in masks and spandex pants because American men like looking at the shape of their balls.

> no mention of fiction
oh okay

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,439

@224,437 (A)
But you didn't mention fiction other than only being able to come up with two fictional characters to represent British heroes.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,441

@224,438 (C)
> no mention of fiction
> include characters such as Sherlock Holmes and James Bond
Fuck off.

@previous (B)
Anyone with half a fucking brain would know what this topic is about. You're just another stupid troll as evidence by @224,422 (B) WHICH CITES THIS VERY TOPIC, SHITHEAD.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,442

@previous (A)
So then we are in agreement that British heroes are only fictional. I just wanted you to stress that point several times, which you have. I am happy we were able to agree.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,443

@previous (B)
...

Seriously, stop shitting up my topic with your stupid bullshit.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,445

@previous (A)
I just agreed with you. My stupid bullshit is the same thing you have been saying repeatedly. You shouldn't be so mean to yourself, that is not very nice.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,446

@previous (B)
Go fuck yourself already.

Back on topic: why are American heroes so obsessed with looking at their own balls? Is it repressed homosexual urges?

·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,449

@224,441 (A)
So since you didn't mention any fictional American heroes, that means all American heroes are real?

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,451

@224,446 (A)
Males see their balls regularly. They touch them even more. James Bond held his dick in his hand every morning when he urinated (fictionally of course because he is a fictional British hero), what kind of homosexual urges was he repressing when he held his fictional dick?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,452

@224,449 (C)
@previous (B)
You both are clearly morons. Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Thread.

·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 0 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #224,453

@224,451 (B)
What if James Bond sat down to pee? That way he wouldn't have any repressed homosex urges.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #224,454

@224,452 (A)
I am on topic. It is a question that is worthy of an answer.

@previous (C)
James Bond never sat down to pee. James Bond's dick is fictional. The British heroes as mentioned by @OP have fictional dicks, which he has agreed with, multiple times, while obsessing over the spandex clad balls of American heroes. I wonder what homosexual urges he is repressing?

·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #224,455

@previous (B)
Okay, so American heroes have real dicks and the British heroes have fictional ones?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #224,456

@224,454 (B)
You've completely misconstrued everything I've said up until this point because you think you are being "hilarious" with your annoying troll garbage. Your "question" isn't worthy of an answer because it's bullshit, just like everything else you've posted in this thread.

Fuck you people. Thanks for turning what could have been a decent topic into a complete crapfest with idiots talking about non-fictional US politicians using "Batphones" and other such retarded examples.

·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #224,457

@previous (A)
You mean what could have been a halfassed US vs UK troll thread?

·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #224,458

@224,456 (A)
Okay go your jerk your fictional dick to your fictional superheroes and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, cupcake.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #224,461

@224,457 (C)
It wasn't a "half-assed US vs UK troll thread", dickhead. You and your troll buddy Anonymous B fucked it up by talking about random stupid shit that clearly didn't apply to what I was talking about.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #224,463

@224,455 (C)
According to @OP.

@224,456 (A)
> non-fictional politicians
Politicians, not heroes. And I guess this is goodbye. I'm sorry we couldn't accomplish more but we did agree on several things. Thank you for the intellectual and witty asides. You should be proud of what you've done. I'm proud of you. Anyone who reads this thread will be proud. We may have changed the world a little bit today even if only a little bit.

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