Topic: I have stopped having sex with my girlfriend.

+Anonymous A — 13.6 years ago #18,374

I am just so fucking jealous that she had sex with guys before me, one of whom I see around town. He KNOWS what her vagina and breasts look like. He knows what it feels like to cum in her. I cannot bare to touch her I am so fucking jealous.

+Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #223,902

i fapped...

+Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,903

@previous (B)
I am serious. I cannot stand the fucking rage and jealousy I feel.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,906

@previous (C)
I think it is.

+Greg !!ZxbX4jw3I — 13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #223,919

Welcome to the 21st century, where every women has been fucked before you get to her.

Except for Ducky.

+Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,930

I don't think you have a girlfriend.
Enjoy your shitty thread.
NiggerFaggot.

+Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,932

@previous (E)
FatFuck Shtick.

+Anonymous G — 13.6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,941

@223,906 (B)
this..

+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,944

You know when you go to grab her breasts OP?
You dig your thumb in?

She thinks "Wow. This is exactly how Greg fucked me."

And then OP when you start to play with her nipples
She thinks "Wow. I hope he sucks them like John did."

She's constantly comparing you to them.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,947

@OP

Kill yourself.

@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)

lolthis.

+Anonymous J — 13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,007

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Clicked on this thread knowing it would really scratch a nerve with the doctor. I wasn't wrong. Nice work op, this kind of thing really gets to him.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,009

@previous (J)
Okay, TGcomix.

+Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,051

@223,944 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Why would you dig your thumbs in? lol bag of wet sand.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,054

@previous (K)
Nigga u gay.

·Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,060

@previous (B)
why because I dont press my thumbs into boobs when I hold them? damnvirgin step off.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,061

@previous (K)
No, because "bag of wet sand". If you claim to be straight but express a disregard for the beauty of breasts, the only logical conclusion is that you are a pedo. Even ass-men would not refer to mammories so flippantly.

·Anonymous J — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,062

@224,009 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

Don't get defensive Doc, it's ok, I simply meant that the threads where you really get angry and lash out, telling people to kill themselves, are always threads where people talk about being in sexual relationships.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,063

@previous (J)
OP isn't in a sexual relationship though.

+Anonymous L — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,064

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Christopher Eccleston looks like a closet paedo. I could see him finishing up with shooting Doctor Who and then going to home to surf AnonTalk.com

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,065

@previous (L)
Good thing I'm not Christopher Eccleston then.

·Anonymous L — 13.6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,067

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
No you're just a straight up paedo, you don't bother with all that closeted nonsense.

·Anonymous J — 13.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,069

@224,065 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
There's that chink in the armour we've spoken about before ;)

·Anonymous J — 13.6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,070

@224,063 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> OP isn't in a sexual relationship though.

If needing to believe in that helps calm your heart rate, I'll let you have this one, champ.

·Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,074

@224,061 (B)
If you hold a breast like a bean bag (bag of sand) than you are a virgin. Thanks.

·Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,075

@223,944 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Why do you dig your thumbs into breasts? Women dont like that.

+Anonymous M — 13.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,090

@previous (K)
Yes they do. You grip the tit like you are going to throw a knuckle ball.

·Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,091

@previous (M)
lolololol I love it.

·Anonymous M — 13.6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,093

@previous (K)
:) goddamn I am going to do that. The reaction would be grate!

·Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,095

@previous (M)
You should also spout some kind of baseball related catch phrases. Oh! and put black sun blocker around your eyes.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,099

@previous (K)
Wear your ball cap in bed.

·Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,101

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I actually have a slight fetish regarding softball paraphernalia, and ballparks.

+Ned Springcream !aeNZeP7XP2 — 13.6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,103

@previous (K)

·Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,106

@previous (Ned Springcream !aeNZeP7XP2)
lolno. Also, why does every thread have to contain his dick, you fucking faggor?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,108

@224,101 (K)
shave your dick and paint it up like a bat and balls

·Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,112

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
lol I have no dick for such purposes.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,124

@previous (K)
well, then there's something even better for you: get one of those mini souvenir bats to use as a dildo

·Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,125

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That's actually kind of hot. I'm not gonna lie.

+Anonymous P — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,127

@224,101 (K)
> softball
lesbo detected

·Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,131

@previous (P)
lol shocking

+Anonymous Q — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #224,137

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