Topic: I have a very specific fetish.
+Anonymous A — 13.6 years ago #18,297
I can only get off to self-taken nude pictures of autistic weeaboos with small dicks. Thus far I have been incapable of finding suitable porn. Can anyone help me?
+Greg !!ZxbX4jw3I — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #223,445
+Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,460
·Greg !!ZxbX4jw3I — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,462
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,467
you know what fuck you both
+Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,468
@OP
> I can only get off to self-taken nude pictures of autistic weeaboos with small dicks. Thus far I have been incapable of finding suitable porn. Can anyone help me?
Have you considered getting close ups from porn of Clitoris and pretending they are micro dicks? Biologically almost the same cept for pee hole. When I ran in2 my first larger then usual Clit peeking out I stopped for a moment in wonder n well hell it looked 2much like a dick.
> I can only get off to self-taken nude pictures of autistic weeaboos with small dicks. Thus far I have been incapable of finding suitable porn. Can anyone help me?
Have you considered getting close ups from porn of Clitoris and pretending they are micro dicks? Biologically almost the same cept for pee hole. When I ran in2 my first larger then usual Clit peeking out I stopped for a moment in wonder n well hell it looked 2much like a dick.
+Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,469
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,474
·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #223,503
@223,468 (Syntax )
YOu are thinking about ladyboys, perhaps when you were winning the vietnam war you met some
YOu are thinking about ladyboys, perhaps when you were winning the vietnam war you met some
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #223,510
@previous (C)
Syntax claims he invented the country of Vietnam for the French to practice colonialism in.
Syntax claims he invented the country of Vietnam for the French to practice colonialism in.
·Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #223,511
@previous (A)
A reminder. You said you are the one with the Micro Penis fetish. So now we all know that with all of your posts to me, you fap wishing I had such.
Alas mine is too large for you to fap2 - Its only .2 inches larger then wot web says is average. So sorry U be abnormal Homo.
A reminder. You said you are the one with the Micro Penis fetish. So now we all know that with all of your posts to me, you fap wishing I had such.
Alas mine is too large for you to fap2 - Its only .2 inches larger then wot web says is average. So sorry U be abnormal Homo.
·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #223,513
@223,510 (A)
It was actually a super secret government agency he was launch commander of at the time, that was involved. That's why his name has been kept out of official records. He won the Vietnam war just before he got kicked out of the army for failing basic training, as part of his spy recruitment.
All of his stories are from movies I've seen too
It was actually a super secret government agency he was launch commander of at the time, that was involved. That's why his name has been kept out of official records. He won the Vietnam war just before he got kicked out of the army for failing basic training, as part of his spy recruitment.
All of his stories are from movies I've seen too
·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #223,514
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,521
@223,513 (C)
Syntax claims the reason the Vietnam war was "lost" is because he sabotaged both the American and South Vietnamese armies while working undercover as a double agent for the KGB.
Syntax claims the reason the Vietnam war was "lost" is because he sabotaged both the American and South Vietnamese armies while working undercover as a double agent for the KGB.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,523
@223,514 (C)
Syntax claims he invented humor as a way to pass the time while advising the ancient Egyptians on pyramid construction techniques.
Syntax claims he invented humor as a way to pass the time while advising the ancient Egyptians on pyramid construction techniques.
·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,526
@223,521 (A)
Syntax claims he was a triple agent working for Mossad and advising the New World Order he put in place via satellite connection, on future US foreign policy during all wars.
Syntax claims he was a triple agent working for Mossad and advising the New World Order he put in place via satellite connection, on future US foreign policy during all wars.
+Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,541
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,542
@previous (F)
Syntax has absolute, convincing proof for all of his claims but he is unable to post any of it for "legal reasons".
Syntax has absolute, convincing proof for all of his claims but he is unable to post any of it for "legal reasons".
·Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,544
·Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,548
@223,542 (A)
Just wot proof would make you happy?
Its a proven fact that most of YOU live in one form of basement or other and get off on net and net games and net content n never get out of basement enviro
There is a world of proof as you well know that in fact I do get out a great deal.
In my opinion for all the stories ya all want to hear or play with - when it really comes down to it - Ya all out to try n get off the net and do as I do and if you cannot Surf re location ya can Skate board to develop balance skills.
Ya could even learn to dance and actually hold a girl close n personal. Ya ain't going to believe me no matter wot I say yet I do get kissed on lips by surprise at end of the dance or even in a turn. I have a rule .... I want to know the gals name b4 such....However on occasion as at Mardi Gras I ended up getting kissed more often then expected and of course Flashed a bunch for beads or even just cause girls at event were enjoying doing such.
OP You already fully admitted you are in2 MicroPenis and outed yourself 2day as full on Homo. So I expect ya to be arg....but hey I bet where you live you could climb out of Moms basement and go to a Homo club and dance with a dude.
Anyway, I just handed off work to a team and I get to hit the Surf and lines are clean with wind from AM now gone. Full sun as you see and hey sorry you end up stuck in Moms basement.
OUT OF here cause Life is a Beach.
http://www.hansensurf.com/live-surf-cams.html
Just wot proof would make you happy?
Its a proven fact that most of YOU live in one form of basement or other and get off on net and net games and net content n never get out of basement enviro
There is a world of proof as you well know that in fact I do get out a great deal.
In my opinion for all the stories ya all want to hear or play with - when it really comes down to it - Ya all out to try n get off the net and do as I do and if you cannot Surf re location ya can Skate board to develop balance skills.
Ya could even learn to dance and actually hold a girl close n personal. Ya ain't going to believe me no matter wot I say yet I do get kissed on lips by surprise at end of the dance or even in a turn. I have a rule .... I want to know the gals name b4 such....However on occasion as at Mardi Gras I ended up getting kissed more often then expected and of course Flashed a bunch for beads or even just cause girls at event were enjoying doing such.
OP You already fully admitted you are in2 MicroPenis and outed yourself 2day as full on Homo. So I expect ya to be arg....but hey I bet where you live you could climb out of Moms basement and go to a Homo club and dance with a dude.
Anyway, I just handed off work to a team and I get to hit the Surf and lines are clean with wind from AM now gone. Full sun as you see and hey sorry you end up stuck in Moms basement.
OUT OF here cause Life is a Beach.
http://www.hansensurf.com/live-surf-cams.html
(Edited 40 seconds later.)
·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,549
@223,544 (F)
Syntax claims he personaly modified the official secrets act behind closed doors during the watergate scandal. He later went to court to snitch on the group involved.
Syntax claims he personaly modified the official secrets act behind closed doors during the watergate scandal. He later went to court to snitch on the group involved.
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