Topic: Sometimes I leave my hand in the freezer for a while and then jack off.
+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.6 years ago #18,296
I pretend a granny is jerking me off with her cold hand.
What ways do you freshen up masturbation?
What ways do you freshen up masturbation?
+Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #223,426
I eat vegetables and read about Buddhism on the internet.
+Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 0 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,427
Syntax claims that he invented the freezer while working with Eskimo tribes.
+Greg !!ZxbX4jw3I — 13.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,442
+Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,446
@previous (Greg !!ZxbX4jw3I)
Syntax claims he invented the vagina while advising early Eukaryotic life on how best to reproduce.
Syntax claims he invented the vagina while advising early Eukaryotic life on how best to reproduce.
+Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,447
@OP
> I pretend a granny is jerking me off with her cold hand.
>
Can you blame me? I mean the only thing that cum to mind is those pics of ANOTHER GRANDMA No need to spell Iris's name out
> I pretend a granny is jerking me off with her cold hand.
>
Can you blame me? I mean the only thing that cum to mind is those pics of ANOTHER GRANDMA No need to spell Iris's name out
·Greg !!ZxbX4jw3I — 13.6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,448
@223,446 (E)Is it true that Syntax isn't a human at all, but in fact an inter-dimensional supreme being, who created the human race and now oversees its progress?
·Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,455
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #223,470
i pee a lil
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