Topic: Syntax
+Anonymous A — 13.6 years ago #18,284
You once claimed that you taught Wolfgang Puck how to cook. Is that true?
+Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 8 hours later[T] [B] #223,439
Syntax
Did you ever fly in a fighter jet during wartime activities? Were you the pilot, gunner, navigator, etc.? How many planes did you shoot down?+Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,267
@previous (B)Recon R&D stuff only and none of the multiple type of aircraft had room for weapons. Jets stripped of a lot to fit in bulky bread boards.
On actual working missions other then pure R&D testing I maybe 3X per year went on the KC-135's to test out various prototype black boxs. Lots of those jets were doing STUFF I was not privy to. The ones I was - Game playing with Ruskies off the Kamchatka peninsula coast. Object was to taunt Ruskies and get them to fire up huge Radar stuff so as we could suck up details of their systems. And on occasions to get too close as to get them to send off Fighter jets after the KC-135's so as to suck up emissions of Rukies radar. It was a game played even multiple tymes a day/night. One AWACS plane wood keep eyes out so as to get Riven Joints to get the hell out of there and turn back to home.
By pure Co~wink~e~dink I was on a flight that had a special added mission but I had nada to do with that added tracking of a ICBM because that was in a locked up area of the plane with crew we never communicated with or even saw boarding.
Now the very weird and sad part of this story. I did my black box stuff and was done and happy with results and crew had messed with Ruskies and they sent the fighter jets after us and AWACS got us turned around and out of their and as far as we knew all was cool. We heard some squaking n screaming from AWACS in background but as far as I know - no one had a clue.
We land and people rush up to debrief crew which did not include me cause I was not part of that crew or even that multiple mission - and we are told
'''OUR Flight path to trick and piss off the Russkies - On turn around a 2nd Big Jet followed our going in to Kamchatka coast. Our Aircraft was a modified Boeing 707's but me thinks they wee called 739's - The plane that came in a couple of minutes later on our exact path to fuck with Ruskkies was a Boeing 747.
Korean Airlines 007. You wood have to look up the fate and the Y's but bottom line is Ruskkies shot it down down down. Blew it up in sky. As I understand it the pilot who was given the go ahead to shoot knew it was NOT US and conditions were clear so he could see it was a commercial flight n not us bad guys.
Russia officially said the 007 was there to help push Ruskies to edge so we could get more info but clearly we were heading home with little if any ability to gather info. I doooon't know what AWACS did and they have multiple fighter jets up with them for protection and besides they hang way way back for technical reasons. I did a few Recon flights on the very first F-14's stripped of all weapon systems because there was not room nuff for he added recon electronics.
And on one DC3 Flight over Vietnam that strayed over Cambodia by mistrake and details of that have been posted multiple tymes.
Now U will take wot I rote and re write it for ur humor which is ok with Thee Thy or I
On actual working missions other then pure R&D testing I maybe 3X per year went on the KC-135's to test out various prototype black boxs. Lots of those jets were doing STUFF I was not privy to. The ones I was - Game playing with Ruskies off the Kamchatka peninsula coast. Object was to taunt Ruskies and get them to fire up huge Radar stuff so as we could suck up details of their systems. And on occasions to get too close as to get them to send off Fighter jets after the KC-135's so as to suck up emissions of Rukies radar. It was a game played even multiple tymes a day/night. One AWACS plane wood keep eyes out so as to get Riven Joints to get the hell out of there and turn back to home.
By pure Co~wink~e~dink I was on a flight that had a special added mission but I had nada to do with that added tracking of a ICBM because that was in a locked up area of the plane with crew we never communicated with or even saw boarding.
Now the very weird and sad part of this story. I did my black box stuff and was done and happy with results and crew had messed with Ruskies and they sent the fighter jets after us and AWACS got us turned around and out of their and as far as we knew all was cool. We heard some squaking n screaming from AWACS in background but as far as I know - no one had a clue.
We land and people rush up to debrief crew which did not include me cause I was not part of that crew or even that multiple mission - and we are told
'''OUR Flight path to trick and piss off the Russkies - On turn around a 2nd Big Jet followed our going in to Kamchatka coast. Our Aircraft was a modified Boeing 707's but me thinks they wee called 739's - The plane that came in a couple of minutes later on our exact path to fuck with Ruskkies was a Boeing 747.
Korean Airlines 007. You wood have to look up the fate and the Y's but bottom line is Ruskkies shot it down down down. Blew it up in sky. As I understand it the pilot who was given the go ahead to shoot knew it was NOT US and conditions were clear so he could see it was a commercial flight n not us bad guys.
Russia officially said the 007 was there to help push Ruskies to edge so we could get more info but clearly we were heading home with little if any ability to gather info. I doooon't know what AWACS did and they have multiple fighter jets up with them for protection and besides they hang way way back for technical reasons. I did a few Recon flights on the very first F-14's stripped of all weapon systems because there was not room nuff for he added recon electronics.
And on one DC3 Flight over Vietnam that strayed over Cambodia by mistrake and details of that have been posted multiple tymes.
Now U will take wot I rote and re write it for ur humor which is ok with Thee Thy or I
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+Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,274
@previous (Syntax )Are you able to stop posting these silly stories? How drunk are you right now? I think you need some help. There is an AA near by you should call. Google it faggot!
It's not dyslexic schtick, it's plain old drunk schtick. Bert, Goldstein, and Miller, the old drunks of the forums. Syntax is the oldest and drunkest with the bestest stories ever! Get some help.
+Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,277
@223,267 (Syntax )
ITT: Syntax wins both the Cold War and the Vietnam War.
ITT: Syntax wins both the Cold War and the Vietnam War.
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·Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,283
@223,274 (D)
1: Someone posts the topic
If I were you I wood not read such topics. Yet U do
Then U read my reply and whine n cry. Odd thing is - often people will say they cannot understand a word I rite. Y did you read my reply Y did you bother to open the Topic?
In2 BDSM?
Wood U like me to sell you my copy of Reading 101, Chapter 666, Learning what to ignore
1: Someone posts the topic
If I were you I wood not read such topics. Yet U do
Then U read my reply and whine n cry. Odd thing is - often people will say they cannot understand a word I rite. Y did you read my reply Y did you bother to open the Topic?
In2 BDSM?
Wood U like me to sell you my copy of Reading 101, Chapter 666, Learning what to ignore
·Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,286
@223,277 (E)
We had a dude named Robert McNamara back in VietNam era. Frustrated he decided to throw Billions of extra dollars all at one company Hughes Aircraft.
At that tyme under Howard Hughes, the company had no board of directors and no oversight of any kind. Loaded with technology others did not have and open doors to them special USA Gov agencies. Agencies walked on in and said we need THIS and with a hand shake n no money discussions EVER WE did.
Alas McNamaras wish of us seeing underground Cong tunnels was just too soon re development of the technology but we sure did our best. And after awhile it sure WORKS SUPER DUPER WELL.
Sorry u asked?
We had a dude named Robert McNamara back in VietNam era. Frustrated he decided to throw Billions of extra dollars all at one company Hughes Aircraft.
At that tyme under Howard Hughes, the company had no board of directors and no oversight of any kind. Loaded with technology others did not have and open doors to them special USA Gov agencies. Agencies walked on in and said we need THIS and with a hand shake n no money discussions EVER WE did.
Alas McNamaras wish of us seeing underground Cong tunnels was just too soon re development of the technology but we sure did our best. And after awhile it sure WORKS SUPER DUPER WELL.
Sorry u asked?
·Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,287
@223,283 (Syntax )
You should stop ignoring your drinking problem. It's the hardest thing to give up, you might have to try and fail a couple of times before you can stop drinking.
It will ease the butthurt though. That's the trade off.
You should stop ignoring your drinking problem. It's the hardest thing to give up, you might have to try and fail a couple of times before you can stop drinking.
It will ease the butthurt though. That's the trade off.
·Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,299
@previous (D)
I fully intend to pour a double shot of Makers Mark in 10 mins when work is done for nite. Other then a glass of wine with dinner or a beer I do not drink and mess with super expensive Satellites. One Mistrake n my career is kaput.
I fully intend to pour a double shot of Makers Mark in 10 mins when work is done for nite. Other then a glass of wine with dinner or a beer I do not drink and mess with super expensive Satellites. One Mistrake n my career is kaput.
·Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,308
+Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,438
Syntax
How many current Hollywood celebrities' careers did you personally launch?+Anonymous G — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,344
@previous (F)Zero.
+Anonymous H — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,345
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,435
Syntax
The rumour around here is that you taught Jacques Cousteau how to fish. Is that true?·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,434
Syntax
I've heard, from reliable sources, that you taught Fred Astaire how to dance. Is that true?·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,437
Syntax
The word on the street is that you invented the internet. True?+Anonymous I — 13.6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #223,374
@223,435 (A)Hahaha, he is such a liar!
·Anonymous I — 13.6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #223,380
@223,438 (F)oh lol, it's hilarious to see him finally being called out on his lies. I think that people didn't bother with his at first since he was against Matt, but with Matt gone that's not an issue now.
·Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #223,389
@223,437 (A)Back in 1978 CIA asked me if I wood invent land based electronic communication network re: my experience with satellites. At that tyme, project was top top TOP secret and not even the Russkies knew about it so my name will never be in re: history books though eye do not mind.
+Anonymous J — 13.6 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,398
@previous (E)
> Sir Timothy John "Tim" Berners-Lee, OM, KBE, FRS, FREng, FRSA
Sir Tim we are honoured/honored to have you amongst us - welcome.
> Sir Timothy John "Tim" Berners-Lee, OM, KBE, FRS, FREng, FRSA
Sir Tim we are honoured/honored to have you amongst us - welcome.
·Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,400
@previous (J)
If you wood read between the lines re: secrecy, it is clear that the credit was assigned to him after the project was declassified. At that tyme, internet was already invented and was launching Beyonce's music career while launching Qualcomm satellites working undercover for MI6 in my yacht in the SEA SEA SEA
If you wood read between the lines re: secrecy, it is clear that the credit was assigned to him after the project was declassified. At that tyme, internet was already invented and was launching Beyonce's music career while launching Qualcomm satellites working undercover for MI6 in my yacht in the SEA SEA SEA
·Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,417
@223,437 (A)Al Gore
·Anonymous I — 13.6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #223,429
@223,437 (A)Syntax claims that he invented Al Gore. He claims that it was him who encouraged Gore's parents to procreate.
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