Topic: My mom thinks I'm gay
+Anonymous A — 13.6 years ago #18,197
but doesn't say it but she gives me hints that she thinks that. Today someone I hang out with went to my room in the house but only in my room because then he would have to talk to certain people if he left. I just dropped him off at his mom's house and just came back home and my mom said that I smell like perfume, she said I smell like flowers and before that while he was in the house she raised her eyebrows and said she is going to investigate like something is going on. During other times she asked me where I was after coming back and asked " you got a girlfriend now" I said " No, I don't want one" because I don't. She specifically told me not to say this in front of people. At one point she kept telling me that I should get a girlfriend and I kept saying " No" but she kept continuing so I just said " you." So I basically told my mom that she should get a girlfriend without really thinking about what I just said by replying " you." She got pissed off and stopped talking about it then but she still thinks there is something that I don't have a girlfriend etc...
+Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #222,451
let your mom catch you jerking off to pictures of her, that will show her op
+Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #222,467
@OP
Is your mom going to let you keep TC Frank?
Is your mom going to let you keep TC Frank?
+Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #222,468
+Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #222,473
@OP
Do this. Find the dirtiest skunk whore on the street and offer her just $20 to go with you and all you do is intro her to your mom as your new GF.
Make sure she stinks or add some dirt to her face for effect. Mom will back off and shut the fuck up. Hey my mom attempted to set me up on a date over religious fears I would date outside the stupid religion. Moms mean well but who needs them.
Do this. Find the dirtiest skunk whore on the street and offer her just $20 to go with you and all you do is intro her to your mom as your new GF.
Make sure she stinks or add some dirt to her face for effect. Mom will back off and shut the fuck up. Hey my mom attempted to set me up on a date over religious fears I would date outside the stupid religion. Moms mean well but who needs them.
+Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #222,490
Lol
·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #222,600
·Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #222,610
@previous (C)
Yeppers.
Its about as dumb as the Jesus Shit. Jesus was just a rejected Jew who rejected them good Romans. Romans were only looking to expand their Pizza chains in the Mid East.
Yeppers.
Its about as dumb as the Jesus Shit. Jesus was just a rejected Jew who rejected them good Romans. Romans were only looking to expand their Pizza chains in the Mid East.
·Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #222,611
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