Topic: You've discovered where The Doc lives. You go to his house, stake him out. Then, you get him alone..
+Anonymous A — 13.6 years ago #18,076
You're in a car across the road from his house. He emerges from his basement and comes waddling towards you on his chubby little legs, eyes squinting against the unfamiliar daylight, stale sweat-stains under the armpits of his Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt. He looks with a kind of sick hunger at a passing group of preteen school-girls. He's reading a newspaper article about a child who was sadistically sexually abused, and is tugging his virginal cock through his sweatpants and laughing manically.
You get out of your car and block his path. It's just you and him now, nobody else around. You say to him: "Hello Jeremy. You're the guy who posts child sex links on the internet as The Doctor, aren't you? The guy who thought a "pile of dead kids" at Sandy Hook was "hilarious". You're also the guy who cries himself to sleep every night because your internet home is no longer just you and Namefag posting pedophile links to each other with impunity. You're him, aren't you?"
It's phrased rhetorically. He looks at you and panic seeps into him. He starts to stutter. "n-no...what?? No. You've got the wrong guy. Leave me alone!"
He tries to get passed, but you stop him. Just you and him now. What do you do?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| Stomp his sick, pedo face into the kerb teeth-first | - | 0% | |
| Say to him: "This is gonna be HILARIOUS Jeremy!" Then stomp him into the kerb. | - | 0% | |
+Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #220,923
@OP please fill out this form and email it to complaints@tinychan.org
Also, learn to spell "curb".
+Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #220,924
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #220,926
@220,923 (B)
> Also, learn to spell "curb".
Sup Doc?
Incidentally, 'curb' is a verb meaning to curtail. 'Kerb' is the rocky patch between road and sidewalk.
+Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #220,927
If someone came up to me and said some shit like that I'd call the police.
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