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Topic: Attn: Syntax: why do you call yourself syntax?

+Anonymous A13.6 years ago #18,074

Why?

+Sarcasm.zip !36Q3VF.UPM13.6 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #220,916

syn·tax (noun) \ˈsin-ˌtaks\

1: the way in which linguistic elements (as words) are put together to form constituents (as phrases or clauses)


It is an ironically fitting name for the way he types (his schtick).

+Anonymous C13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #220,985

it's better than wtf?

+Anonymous D13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #220,988

@previous (C)
It's better than "Devil's erotic {{{FIRESTORM}}}"

·Anonymous C13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #220,990

@previous (D)
it's better than "Drunken elf {{{FUCKTARD}}}"

+Anonymous E13.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #220,998

Defs condom {{{failedstorm}}}

+Syntax 13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #221,057

@OP

> Why?

Y not?

·Anonymous D13.6 years ago, 16 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #221,361

@220,998 (E)
Hi masked bastard

·Anonymous E13.6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #221,391

@previous (D)
Why do you think I'm masked bastard?

·Syntax 13.6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #221,394

@previous (E)
No one wants to be the Masked Bastard. He put his comics up for sale on several web sites like Amazon.com and failed to sell even a copy to himself. He as Matt, has a serious feces fetish. Recently on a forum he was outed for producing a comic strip that turned a child into a sex object. He lost the only female supporter he had on that forum. (nethideaway)

He does scan the chans looking for yours truly. I so enjoyed the day he was using a computer terminal at the Jr College he was attending in New Jersey, where he left an interesting open tag on the right side of the screen. Clicked on and I could read his log on ID. Logged on because it at least could tell I was using an outside IP. AND When I Got into the system, wide open in total system that took NO Hacking. I could read his student files application n grades and got his SS# and then I looked at a few fun files of of ...So I called the IT dept and tried to tell them about file permissions wide open.

Manager on line said he could give a fuck because he hated his job and the school and was going to bug out. 6 Months later that file system was still WIDE OPEN.

So of course I left a few cute presents in a post just to let the Bastard know I had his SS# and ever detail he put in his application. Law says if one just clicks a icon, and it lets you open doors, its not illegal to enter the open door(s)

+Anonymous G13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #221,395

@previous (Syntax )
Your dyslexia cleared up, I see.

·Anonymous E13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #221,397

@previous (G)
The schtick comes and goes. The stories from a decade ago get repeated ad infinitum

·Syntax 13.6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #221,402

mark twain.jpg@221,395 (G)
Wish it were so.

Yes I fuck with Inglish as a language. Yes I get hell for posts where I am NOT fucking with Inglish. Yes I have sperl check so eye no when a word is rong.

HowSomEver Willy Shakespeare fucked around with the English of his tyme. Invented 1500 brand new words and was critic~sized for his use of Inglish.

Mark Twain n Mobile text speek approves of my spreling n Inglish.

SPELLING

'''I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing. I have a correspondent whose letters are always a refreshment to me, there is such a breezy unfettered originality about his orthography. He always spells Kow with a large K. Now that is just as good as to spell it with a small one. It is better. It gives the imagination a broader field, a wider scope. It suggests to the mind a grand, vague, impressive new kind of a cow.
- speech at a spelling match, Hartford, Connecticut, May 12, 1875. Reported in the Hartford Courant, May 13, 1875'''

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