Topic: Matt and Scatman in:

+BonerTales — 13.6 years ago #17,892

Scatman and Matt
by William Shakespeare

Enter Scatman

Matt appears above at a window

Scatman:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the egg, and Matt is the nigger.
Arise, retarded nigger, and fuck the shitty dildo.
See, how he leans his dick upon his ass!
O, that I were a glove upon that ass,
That I might touch that dick!

Matt:
O Scatman, Scatman! wherefore art thou Scatman?
What's in a name? That which we call a boner
By any other name would smell as nigger
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a huge fucking nigger cock fucking all the white bitches."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove hairy.

Scatman:
Swain, by yonder shitty dildo I swear
That tips like a nigger would the sexy anal bead---

Matt:
O, swear not by the dildo, the homosexual dildo,
That homosexually changes in its fucking orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise fucking.
Sweet, gay night! A thousand times gay night!
Parting is such black sorrow,
That I shall say gay night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Scatman:
Sleep dwell upon thy dick, peace in thine ass!
Would I were sleep and peace, so stupidly to rest!
sexily will I to my retarded boner's cell,
Its help to fuck, and my nigger boner to tell.

+Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #219,535

Jesus, I didn't even put this much effort into the finest of my doc-mocks. Bravo, though. Didn't read it, but still, bravo.

·BonerTales (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 52 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #219,536

Not much effort. Took me five minutes.

+Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #219,550

Certified niggers

+The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y — 13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,592

@OP

This isn't tinychan; this is tinychan.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,594

@previous (The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y)

> This isn't tinychan; this is tinychan.

quoted for Euclidean logic.

·The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,595

@previous (B)

I'm only speaking the truth, idiot. This is tinychan. NOT tinychan.

+Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,596

@previous (The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y)
Good thing it's not AnonTalk.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,597

@219,595 (The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y)

> I'm only speaking the truth, idiot. This is tinychan. NOT tinychan.

And I am once again quoting you for Euclidean logic. Why does it upset you when I do this?

·Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,599

@previous (B)
Euclid is a triangular person.

TRY.

That's why he's upset.

·The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y — 13.6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,600

@219,597 (B)

Are you assuming I was upset because I called you an idiot? I'm sorry for the misconception. I am in fact rather happy, and not upset by any stretch of the word. Thank you for wondering.

·Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,610

@previous (The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y)
Ok. Just you don't seem happy. You seem upset. But ok.

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