Topic: how2cigs

+ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.6 years ago #17,853

How 2 smoke? I try, I just get really dizzy I can't even stand then eventually throw up. How do I become another gross smoker? Im srs guize

+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.6 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #219,202

fuck a dude and then smoke them in bed they will taste better

+morbid !LcVGywIJks — 13.6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #219,203

shits gross

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #219,205

dont

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #219,206

My bf wont quit I wanna do it to make him feel bad.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #219,207

@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
You dun want your bf to do shit
It is the other way around

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #219,208

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
huh?

+Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,212

lol your bf is a douche AND a smoker? damn where did you meet this guy, scumbag school?

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,215

@previous (E)
O_O

+Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,218

@OP
Get your bf a pack of cigs for valentines day

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,223

@previous (F)
What? Why?

Also my bfs not a douchebag
@219,212 (E)

·Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,224

@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
no, he just sounds like a complete jackass

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,226

@previous (E)
Nooo I just only post about him when I'm pissed instead of when I am happy ok

·Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #219,227

@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
its your life sister im not gonna tell you how to live it

·The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y — 13.6 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,495

@OP

Smoking cigarettes causes cancer.

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,499

@previous (The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y)
you cause cancer

@219,227 (E)

He's gonna try super hard to quit starting Monday B)
yay

·The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,500

@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)

> He's gonna try super hard to quit starting Monday B)

That's what they all say. Good luck; your efforts are futile.

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,501

@previous (The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y)
actually your efforts are futile

·The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,502

@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)

I don't smoke. I'm not a brain-dead nicotine consumer.

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,505

@previous (The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y)
actually you are a brain dead consumer

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,506

@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
aren't we all?

·The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y — 13.6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,507

@219,505 (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)

Everyone is to a degree, but I try not to be.

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,508

@previous (The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y)
actually you do try to be

ANYWAY I changed my mind about cigs besides if he never quits I'll get back at him when we're married (by letting myself go) lol

·The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,510

@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)

You live a very privileged but sad life.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,511

But seriously, your boyfriend is a hypocrite: he's afraid of dying so he wants cybernetic augmentations, but he smokes- which is voluntary cancer. He's a fucking tool, just ditch him.

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,514

@219,510 (The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y)
I'm not sad you are sad

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
NOOOOooo oh he knows he's being a tool and he hates his cigs and he prefers me. He said he'll give it a real try on Monday. He is just a little boy on the inside

·The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,516

@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)

Just a little boy, indeed.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.6 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,517

@219,514 (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
> He is just a little boy on the inside
well that's not going to set off a firestorm, surely!

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,519

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@219,516 (The Doctor !o5dk9g.a7Y)
lol

+Anonymous H — 13.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #219,562

@OP

> How 2 smoke? I try, I just get really dizzy I can't even stand then eventually throw up. How do I become another gross smoker? Im srs guize
Quit the internet.

We will scare you off of the internet if need be.

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