Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Damn! This copypasta is on point!
+Anonymous A — 13.6 years ago #17,641
ATTENTION NEWGROUNDERS,
FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
+ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #217,548
Was this your life
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #217,549
@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
Down to every letter.
·ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #217,551
@previous (A)
Awwww :) cute
+Icarus !!kwaBAf77h — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #217,552
Do you know, I hardly understood a word of that. The individual words, for the most part, made sense but the sentences were pretty meaningless. Would anyone care to run a British interpretation? Thanks in advance.
+Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #217,559
@previous (Icarus !!kwaBAf77h)
Remember when we would go out into the rain and rape pensioners then take their money and spend it on pints of warm piss and cry because some whore with three teeth (and three teeth more than us) wouldn't fuck us? We were dumb cunts back then.
·Icarus !!kwaBAf77h — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #217,564
+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #217,565
Newgrounds is still a hotbed of internet creativity.
Don't hate on that place.
+Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,586
@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Who the fuck allows this piece of shit to keep posting here?
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,589
@previous (F)
I don't need your permission to fork my manure into the lands of this place.
But you know, by forking my manure here I'm just improving the soil quality.
Because I am a quality poster.
+Anonymous G — 13.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,590
@OP
This really is pretty close to being 13 circa 2000. Except for me I would replace Linkin Park with Eminem and Sears catalog with porn I found in my parents room.
+Anonymous H — 13.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,644
BECAUSE TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS LETS EVERYONE ELSE KNOW THAT YOU REALLY MEAN BUSINESS.
+Anonymous I — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,647
WELL I NEVER DID, WHATEVER NEXT.
·Anonymous H — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,651
Important: WHAT THE FUCK *IS* THIS SHIT?! THE BEST SITE ON THE INTERNET, ON ITS FOURTH YEAR, STILL HAS NOBODY FUCKING USING IT, BUT INSTEAD AN ARMY OF FUCKTARDS CONSTANTLY COPYING AND HARASSING IT. NO TRAFFIC. NO TOPICS BY ACTUAL POSTERS. NO AUDIENCE. NO DONATIONS. NOTHING. WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR GOD DAMN PROBLEM?! WHERE *IS* EVERYONE? WHY ARE YOU NEVER BRINGING ANY TRAFFIC HERE? WHY IS NOBODY DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING RETARDS COPYING ALL MY WORK AND CONSTANTLY SPAMMING THEIR PSYCHOTIC SUBHUMAN GARBAGE HERE?! ARE YOU SO FUCKING SPINELESS AND SCARED OF THE INTERNET CANCER?! USELESS FUCKING CUNTS - START USING THE BOARD, SPREADING THE WORD AND MURDERING CLONETARDS. YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ANY NEW FEATURES OR IMPROVEMENTS. START CARING *NOW*, FOR FUCK'S SAKE - DON'T WAIT ANOTHER NANO SECOND!
·Anonymous I — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,656
@previous (H)
There, there, calm yourself my dear.
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