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Topic: So you're going to kill yourself; how are you going to do it?

+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu13.6 years ago #17,567

We all know you're going to kill yourself some time in the near future.
How are you planning to do it?

+Anonymous B13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #216,918

1) top of building
2) piano wire around neck
3) glue hand to the top of my head
4) jump
5) ???
6) PROFIT!

+Anonymous C13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #216,938

@previous (B)
Why glue hand to top of head?

+Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo13.6 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #216,939

lots of hookers, fuck till heart attack

·Anonymous B13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #216,945

@216,938 (C)
the idea is the piano wire will decapitate me on the way down

+Anonymous E13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #216,948

Jumping off a tall building is the only way. Maybe with more planning I would take a skydive and just not pull my shoot

+ducky !/73ORiYgDY13.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #216,953

Running

·Anonymous C13.6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #216,988

I would drink myself to death with 1945 Chateau LaTour.

+Anonymous G13.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,137

@216,938 (C)
So when he is decapitated it will look like he ripped off his own head.

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY13.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,149

@216,948 (E)
Wear a wingsuit, spend your last minutes flying and gliding! Instead of falling.

+HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q13.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,154

I'd probably go in much the same way as the LA cop shooter.

·Anonymous B13.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,330

@217,137 (G)
this guy gets it

·Anonymous B13.6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,331

also i figure if youre going to leave a corpse you should at least leave a pretty one ;)

·Anonymous G13.6 years ago, 53 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #217,356

@217,330 (B)
brofist

+Anonymous I13.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #217,428

i'd fight a bear

+Leonidas !nBpim1wazU13.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #217,478

dehydration from diarrhea

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #217,497

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@OP

I'm not. My life is worth living.

+vocalon !Cl.3od301A13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #217,503

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> I'm not. My life is worth living.

+Wade Wilson !B0HIMADIck13.6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #217,506

@previous (vocalon !Cl.3od301A)

> > I'm not. My life is worth living.

+Anonymous N13.6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #217,514

@217,497 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> I'm not. My life is worth living.

Not for much longer you pedo. Piss off.

+Anonymous O13.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #217,557

First I'd kill at least 30 people.

·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #217,558

I'd go out in a Robin Hood style wealth distribution.
Go house to house killing and stealing and giving to the deserving poor.
Then when they caught me bullets to my own skull.

(Edited 6 seconds later.)


·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #217,613

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@217,514 (N)

> really really upset

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #217,661

@217,506 (Wade Wilson !B0HIMADIck)

> > > I'm not. My life is worth living.

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