Topic: Pastor arrested for convincing followers that his penis contained "Holy Milk"
+Anonymous A — 13.6 years ago #17,559
http://www.vaticancrimes.us/2013/01/evangelical-pastor-convinced-followers.html
Damn.
This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".
"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".
"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".
Damn.
+Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 32 minutes later[T] [B] #216,879
holy shit..
+Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #216,902
@OP
"This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk."
In other words he is going to be a very happy prisoner.
"This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk."
In other words he is going to be a very happy prisoner.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #216,904
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #216,907
·Syntax — 13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #216,913
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Its Brazil where races are so mixed up no one is sure wot they really are.
He will also get a whole hell of a lot of prostate massage.
Its Brazil where races are so mixed up no one is sure wot they really are.
He will also get a whole hell of a lot of prostate massage.
+Leonidas !nBpim1wazU — 13.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #216,990
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