Topic: Do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down?

+Anonymous A — 13.6 years ago #17,500

Either way, you can't win. You stand up first, and shit gets smeared between the crack of your ass-cheeks. Or, you stay sitting down, you have to awkwardly reach under your dangling cock and balls to wipe.

Anyway, how do you wipe your ass?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Standing up	-	0%
Sitting down	-	0%
Don't wipe	-	0%

+ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #216,238

You can stay sitting down and not be awkward retard with a dangling dick

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #216,239

@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)

> You can stay sitting down and not be awkward retard with a dangling dick

Not everyone gets a stonking boner when they shit.

+Morbid !LcVGywIJks — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #216,241

You can stand up slightly without smearing your ass all in itself.

+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #216,243

> Shit smeared between you asscheeks
What on earth.

I wipe my tight little boyhole not shit off my cheeks.
If that's such a problem put one cheek down on the seat, pull your other cheek (spreading your asshole) and put it on the other side of the seat.
Then you will shit with a spread asshole and poop will not get on your cheeks.
Then you only need a little wipe off your little hole and you're clean.

Pic is a protippic showing you how to sit on your toilet properly. You probs don't do that either.

+Anonymous E — 13.6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #216,255

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