i fapped...
@OP
Back story is so much more better! Featured on CNN and all over the networks.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/insult-judge-earns-fla-teen-30-days-jail-article-1.1256106
A cranky Florida teenager, upset over getting arrested for drug possession, lashed out at a Miami judge during her bond hearing Monday, flipping him the bird and earning a 30-day sentence for contempt in the process.
Penelope Soto, who had been arrested for having Xanax and was charged with possession of a controlled substance without a prescription, was brought before Miami-Dade County Circuit Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat on Monday.
The stern jurist asked the 18-year-old Soto, who was wearing an orange jail jumpsuit, about her assets, probing into how much her jewelry was worth, according to NBCMiami.com.
Soto, who had been laughing and smiling through the hearing, chuckled at the question.
“It's not a joke, you know, we're not in a club now," Rodriguez-Chomat said. "We are not in a club, be serious about it."
I'm serious about it, you just made me laugh," Soto responded. "You just made me laugh, I apologize. It's worth a lot of money."
"Like Rick Ross. It's worth money," she added, referencing the Florida rapper.
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After being called back before the judge for the third time, Soto is given 30 days in jail.
Rodriguez-Chomat, not understanding the reference, asked Soto if she was on drugs and set her bond at $5,000.
He dismissed her with a curt “bye-bye,” to which Soto replied, “Adios.”
The judge, now aggravated at the defendant’s lack of respect, asked her to come back and raised her bond to $10,000.
@previous (Syntax )
What a bratty bitch. I can dig it.
Is this a matter of drugs making someone stupid or highlighting the fact that stupid people do really stupid and self destructive things?
She looks like she's at the second or third stage of a downward spiral poster.
Clearly, jailing people for drug offenses is much better than rehabilitation.
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Shut the fuck up nigger this isn't about your political drivel everyone knows most US prisons are privately owned and just jack off the government with more and more incarceration for useless shit filling up more space throwing everyone behind bars oh god he's cumming *spurt*
@216,267 (G)
I have a thing for beaners
@216,271 (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
Drugs and bad make up
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Probably. Florida, Hispanic, etc.
Young women are usually pretty. But this one is not.