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Topic: Is Matt's life really just a mountain of drunken failure?

+Anonymous A13.6 years ago #17,349

Anyone?

+Anonymous B13.6 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #214,613

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The proof is undeniable

·Anonymous B13.6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,614

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·Anonymous B13.6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,616

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·Anonymous B13.6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,617

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·Anonymous B13.6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,619

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+Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo13.6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,620

This reminds me: now he moved to Chinkyland, does he drink Chinky industrial alcohol instead of fine wine?

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M13.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,632

@previous (Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)
Matt

Fine wine

Pick one

+Anonymous E13.6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,635

I think it is.

·Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,638

@214,632 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
ok remove "fine" from my question

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,642

@214,635 (E)
Thank you, this was actually the reply I was looking for.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M13.6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,643

@214,638 (Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)
Fair enough.

·Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,647

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Then does he now drink chinky industrial alcohol instead of western shitty wine?

+Anonymous F13.6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,666

@previous (Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)
Yea but he gets to eat fried lice with his industrial alcohol.

·Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,668

@previous (F)
fried plastic with garbage oil you mean

·Anonymous F13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,669

rats-for-sale-at-Tomohon-Traditional-Market-Tomohon-Sulawesi-Indonesia@previous (Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)

Rats in Chinese market

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous F13.6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,670

RATS Chinese dinner.jpgRats in Chinese restaurant

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·Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo13.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #214,672

@previous (F)
Chinese do the rats right

+Anonymous G13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #214,677

He will die penniless in China

·Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo13.6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #214,678

@previous (G)
> He will die penisless in China

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #214,681

@214,677 (G)

> He will die organless in China

ftfy

·Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo13.6 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #214,682

Fatfuck4.jpg@214,678 (Taco Thefe !Uvm54ORbmo)
Wrong. Pic related

+Necrochick !ODEATHA/o613.6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #214,683

why is everyone so obsessed with him? jesus

·Anonymous G13.6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #214,684

@214,681 (A)
He doesn't have any organs worth harvesting.

·Neckguy 13.6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #214,687

@214,683 (Necrochick !ODEATHA/o6)

You and Matt have something in common. His sexual turn on is rotting feces. Your turn on is rotting flesh and feces.

·Necrochick !ODEATHA/o613.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,725

@previous (Neckguy )
lol no you have it wrong...I am not "attracted to rotting flesh" per se. I am attracted sexually to the deceased, because of many factors. The fact that some of them are decaying is just a side effect...not the actual turn on. As for Indy, I thought he liked fresh feces straight from the girl's ass?

·Anonymous F13.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,727

@previous (Necrochick !ODEATHA/o6)
lol fresh feces vs rotting feces.

> I am attracted sexually to the deceased, because of many factors

a few examples please.

·Necrochick !ODEATHA/o613.6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,739

@previous (F)
Ok, I like my men on the "cool" side because:

1. They never reject you.
2. They will do anything you want.
3. I have always been dark and brooding, and it is a thrill imaging that they could rise up as zombies mid-sex.
4. I get my pick of them, the best looking ones, unlike real life.

·Anonymous F13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,749

@previous (Necrochick !ODEATHA/o6)
> They will do anything you want.

Best you not ask them to eat you out or embrace you. Pillow talk would also be limited.

How do you compete with the maggots?

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·Necrochick !ODEATHA/o613.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,750

@previous (F)
lol well, i can put their arm around me, and i can put my junk on their mouths...and, i usually do not do it with ones with maggots...only with fresher ones

·Anonymous F13.6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,773

@previous (Necrochick !ODEATHA/o6)
Total fail

Junk in dry mouth with zero tongue action.

·Necrochick !ODEATHA/o613.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,775

@previous (F)
I know lol..I rub it against his mouth, but usually i don't do that. I like to use my dildo trick and have real vaginal sex.

+Leighonidas !nBpim1wazU13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,776

Matt's having sex with corpses.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,778

@previous (Leighonidas !nBpim1wazU)
Looks like Iris loses again.

·Leighonidas !nBpim1wazU13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,779

@previous (A)

hehehe

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