Topic: Ask the guy who is mocking the Doc anything...
+The Doc-Mock guy — 13.3 years ago #15,301
Obviously this will unlock the floodgates for a plethora of "Ok OP, my question is: why are you so anus-enraged/sphincter-smarting/colon-combusting, etc, ad infinitum, ad nauseam..." from the pedo's White Knights, who think that if they defend him while namefagging, they'll be accepted to this little community.
Such questions shall be ignored as uninspired, lazy humor, dull and without color, predictable and obvious, trite, obstreperous stabs at winning favor with the humorless moderators of this site.
Genuine questions, however, will be answered honestly, and by the end of this, you shall finally know whom is mocking the Doc, and more intriguingly, the story behind why he (or indeed she, I may be a woman) is doing it.
Let's get the White Knights out of the way first. C'mon boys, earn your favor with the Doc and his little army of mod protectors....
Such questions shall be ignored as uninspired, lazy humor, dull and without color, predictable and obvious, trite, obstreperous stabs at winning favor with the humorless moderators of this site.
Genuine questions, however, will be answered honestly, and by the end of this, you shall finally know whom is mocking the Doc, and more intriguingly, the story behind why he (or indeed she, I may be a woman) is doing it.
Let's get the White Knights out of the way first. C'mon boys, earn your favor with the Doc and his little army of mod protectors....
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 26 minutes later[T] [B] #193,348
@OP
Why do you waste all this time making doctor hate threads, when it's obvious that nobody really cares, and you end up getting the piss taken out of you for trying so hard?
Why do you waste all this time making doctor hate threads, when it's obvious that nobody really cares, and you end up getting the piss taken out of you for trying so hard?
+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #193,350
@OP
Are you even aware of the fact that you're posting on Tinychan?
Are you even aware of the fact that you're posting on Tinychan?
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #193,351
Yes, I'm aware of it.
To the other fellow: suspicious use of northern English slang there ("piss taken out of you"), but I'll allow it.
The answer is, it amuses me. I couldn't give 2 fucks if anyone else finds it funny (although it's not entirely accurate to say that nobody else finds it funny; a few do. When I did the "I saw a Doctor..." shtik, even some regulars said it was "clever" and "mixed things up a bit").
I'd also suggest that the fact my posts always get the most views, when it's blatantly obvious from the thread title it's gonna be a Doc-Mock, indicates that many who read them find them funny to some extent. Don't forget, each one ends up with about 50 views. Only 2 or 3 namefags jump to Doc's defense. This doesn't in any way prove that "nobody cares". it just means people are too scared to say it amused them, because they'll be banned.
But as I said, I do it only to amuse myself. I'm not trying to entertain any of you. If that happens, it's merely a by-product. People need to stop demanding to be entertained. I personally find the Sprite and Lawn stuff boring, but I don't complain about it. To each their own. This is the internet, it's big enough for everyone, no?
If you don't like Doc-Mock stuff, don't click on it. I do make it pretty obvious what's coming in the thread titles.
That was a long post, and will now be followed by some White Knights saying pointing out it was too long for them to read (though they did)...
To the other fellow: suspicious use of northern English slang there ("piss taken out of you"), but I'll allow it.
The answer is, it amuses me. I couldn't give 2 fucks if anyone else finds it funny (although it's not entirely accurate to say that nobody else finds it funny; a few do. When I did the "I saw a Doctor..." shtik, even some regulars said it was "clever" and "mixed things up a bit").
I'd also suggest that the fact my posts always get the most views, when it's blatantly obvious from the thread title it's gonna be a Doc-Mock, indicates that many who read them find them funny to some extent. Don't forget, each one ends up with about 50 views. Only 2 or 3 namefags jump to Doc's defense. This doesn't in any way prove that "nobody cares". it just means people are too scared to say it amused them, because they'll be banned.
But as I said, I do it only to amuse myself. I'm not trying to entertain any of you. If that happens, it's merely a by-product. People need to stop demanding to be entertained. I personally find the Sprite and Lawn stuff boring, but I don't complain about it. To each their own. This is the internet, it's big enough for everyone, no?
If you don't like Doc-Mock stuff, don't click on it. I do make it pretty obvious what's coming in the thread titles.
That was a long post, and will now be followed by some White Knights saying pointing out it was too long for them to read (though they did)...
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #193,352
Do you like the Doctor Who show?·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #193,353
Never seen it to be honest, though I did watch the Peter Cushing film (with the Daleks) some years ago. The TV series, I've never seen.
+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #193,360
@OP
Did you, at one point try to befriend the doctor only to find he mocked you and is that why you're angry?
Did you, at one point try to befriend the doctor only to find he mocked you and is that why you're angry?
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.3 years ago, 45 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #193,361
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,363
No, never met or spoken to The Doc, either in real life, or in PMs on here.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,365
What's your favorite soft drinks?
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,366
One other thing before I possibly clock off for the evening - say what you like about me, but nobody knows more than I do that I am indeed a colossal faggot with way too much time on my hands. I'm a writer by profession, and I actually enjoy doing this. As I said, it merely amuses me to mock the pedo. Some of the stuff I've done I find to be creative writing exercises, which I like doing.
However, I flatter myself by believing some of my stuff to be quite clever. The Usual Suspects pastiche, the Gettysburg Address parody (which sailed over FuckAlms' head), the Shakespeare stuff ("what sadness lengthens the Doctor's hours..." was inspired), and my masterpiece, the Edgar Allen Poe re-write (come on, nobody who's read the original poem can deny that was fucking clever!).
To that end, oldfags of this site will find clues which I've embedded in the posts in this thread as to who I am. Anyone who came to this gig after September 2011 (when I quit) will not recognise my name (which will honestly be revealed later, because I'm planning to quit for good once this thread is done).
However, I flatter myself by believing some of my stuff to be quite clever. The Usual Suspects pastiche, the Gettysburg Address parody (which sailed over FuckAlms' head), the Shakespeare stuff ("what sadness lengthens the Doctor's hours..." was inspired), and my masterpiece, the Edgar Allen Poe re-write (come on, nobody who's read the original poem can deny that was fucking clever!).
To that end, oldfags of this site will find clues which I've embedded in the posts in this thread as to who I am. Anyone who came to this gig after September 2011 (when I quit) will not recognise my name (which will honestly be revealed later, because I'm planning to quit for good once this thread is done).
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,367
Favorite soft drink is coke.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,368
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,370
Just regular, I guess. No self-respecting Southerner drinks Diet Coke ('My Cousin Vinny', the Joe Pesci interrogation scene :))
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,371
·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,372
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,373
Anon F, I'm honestly not (I don't ask you to believe me, but I'm not).
And though this is a thread where I invite questions rather than ask them, I would like to pose this one to you: "by the way you write, I bet you're the anontalk pedo..." Leaving aside your misuse of the definite article (there was far more than just one pedo on that site), you seem to have quite a clear idea of the tone of AnonTalk pedo threads (the "by the way you write..." part).
I'm not judging you, but how have you made this connection between my writing style and pedo threads on AnonTalk? Did you use that site a lot?
And though this is a thread where I invite questions rather than ask them, I would like to pose this one to you: "by the way you write, I bet you're the anontalk pedo..." Leaving aside your misuse of the definite article (there was far more than just one pedo on that site), you seem to have quite a clear idea of the tone of AnonTalk pedo threads (the "by the way you write..." part).
I'm not judging you, but how have you made this connection between my writing style and pedo threads on AnonTalk? Did you use that site a lot?
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,377
Right, I am off now. I half-expect this to be deleted (or 'creatively edited') before tomorrow, but on the off-chance it isn't, I'll answer any questions which come in, and if it lasts that long, I'll reveal who I am on Wednesday evening, East Coast time (which will be an anniversary of sorts, which I'll also explain in the revealing). Beyond Wednesday, I can promise that Tinychan will never again be sullied with my Doc Mock, so 'all' you guys who claim to hate it, you needn't worry anymore, I really am quitting on the 14th.
Night all.
Night all.
·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,379
@previous (D)inb4 you claim to be some namefag that you don't like in order to make a half assed personal army request...
·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #193,380
@193,373 (D)
Yeah I used to watch it for the kimmo rage. I knew the pedos on their were trolls but i lacked the spelling and grammer to ever get past 5 messages without getting banned. I noticed you jumped right into the defensive and think I'm onto something... You're clearly creative and a good writer so I would happly bet you were a AnT regular and would also bet you were one of the pedos. As for your "thing" with the doctor, I think it's because he calls nonces out and you feel attacked.
Having said all that. You do add content on TC and a few laughs,
Yeah I used to watch it for the kimmo rage. I knew the pedos on their were trolls but i lacked the spelling and grammer to ever get past 5 messages without getting banned. I noticed you jumped right into the defensive and think I'm onto something... You're clearly creative and a good writer so I would happly bet you were a AnT regular and would also bet you were one of the pedos. As for your "thing" with the doctor, I think it's because he calls nonces out and you feel attacked.
Having said all that. You do add content on TC and a few laughs,
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #193,383
Just one last note on AnonTalk, I am the person who wrote the thread attacking Kimmo for abusing his users, and relaying the story of a friend of mine (true story) who ran a horror film site for free, and how offensively I took it to be invited to eat Mr Alm's shit when I valued myself as a good father (not a true story, I don't have children, though I am married).
That post appears on this site somewhere, the thread by the former AT mod, and was much praised at the time by the regulars on here. And to finally answer the question which was posed to the AT mod ("what happened to the guy who made it?"), I was shit-listed for writing it, but effortlessly evaded the ban; a skill which has come in handy here from time to time.
That post appears on this site somewhere, the thread by the former AT mod, and was much praised at the time by the regulars on here. And to finally answer the question which was posed to the AT mod ("what happened to the guy who made it?"), I was shit-listed for writing it, but effortlessly evaded the ban; a skill which has come in handy here from time to time.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #193,384
Anon B, I'm not going to do that, because it would be pointless, any namefag I did that to could simply come in and prove it to be false. I really am done with this scene, but first I want to clear the Doctor stuff up.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #193,389
Turning out to be harder to leave than I thought :) Anon F, I'm not a pedo (again, believe it or not), but yes, I was a regular on AnonTalk. And The Doctor is not a pedo either (well, he may be, anything's possible, but I sure as shit don't have any reason to believe he is), that's just a shtick I use (I do however have genuine reasons for severely disliking him). I don't think anyone here is a pedophile, including FuckAlms, who despite the fact that I have been trying to troll him hardest (just because he most often deletes my stuff), I actually think is the funniest mod on here (what the fuck is the point of these boards if they don't have humor?).
·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #193,394
I remember that AnT thread very well
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #193,395
@193,389 (D)I'm glad I amuse you, sometimes I wonder if my dry humor ever gets through to people. It's easy to pull out a meme and get the standard set of reaction images, but where's the fun in that?
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #193,419
Nice samefagging, OP.·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #193,421
+Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #193,596
Just one day more of my Doc Mock career, and before I leave, I\'m curious to know if anyone is surprised by this power ballad, written by The Doctor to a Burmese street orphan named Khlon-Phnem Cho?
When I looked into your gaping ass
I could see a turd restrained
And darling when I held you
Don\'t you know I nearly came?
Coz nothing lasts forever
And we both know you\'ll grow up
And I\'ll just end up wanking
Into a paper cup
We\'ve been through this such a long long time
We agreed on 80 cents
Kiddies always come and kiddies always go and
If it\'s not your ass I ream, I\'ll just find myself another
Today...
So whaddya say?
Do you need some time
To lube up?
Do you need some time
Before I whup
Your aaaaaaass
Everybody needs some time
To loosen up
Oooooh
Don\'t you know you need some time
Before I...
Cream...that...sweet...hot...south...east...Asian...ass
(guitar solo)
When I looked into your gaping ass
I could see a turd restrained
And darling when I held you
Don\'t you know I nearly came?
Coz nothing lasts forever
And we both know you\'ll grow up
And I\'ll just end up wanking
Into a paper cup
We\'ve been through this such a long long time
We agreed on 80 cents
Kiddies always come and kiddies always go and
If it\'s not your ass I ream, I\'ll just find myself another
Today...
So whaddya say?
Do you need some time
To lube up?
Do you need some time
Before I whup
Your aaaaaaass
Everybody needs some time
To loosen up
Oooooh
Don\'t you know you need some time
Before I...
Cream...that...sweet...hot...south...east...Asian...ass
(guitar solo)
+Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #193,668
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #193,672
+Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 20 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #193,865
What a let down.
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 13 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #193,950
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