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Topic: Your dilemma #30

+i am a !RapistktO213.9 years ago #14,580

You want to suck your own dick. The local fellatio-specialist informed you a simple rib-removing surgery would allow you to fit your entire dick into your mouth. The cost of such a surgery is $4,000. Your mother needs the $4,000 for her cancer treatment. What do you do?

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.9 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #187,135

1339390807284675.jpgI pay for both, because I can afford to do so.

+Anonymous C13.9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #187,160

Remove rip myself and beat mom with it while I rape the specialist.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13.9 years ago, 16 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #187,347

Neither. I wouldn't get the operation (what's the point in keeping a cumdumpster around then?) and I'd let my mother expire because I'm a Christian Scientist and believe chemotherapy is the devil and if she dies then it must be God's will.

I would then spend the $8k on exotic BDSM sex furniture, drugs/ammo, and/or funding torture research in Cambodia. Of course I would also bank my inheritance from mother as well.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.8 years ago, 2.1 years later, 2.1 years after the original post[T] [B] #430,381

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
You are truly a model son

+Syntax 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2.1 years after the original post[T] [B] #430,382

> 2.1 years ago,

Where is Green when we need him?

+Anonymous G11.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 2.1 years after the original post[T] [B] #430,397

green.jpg@previous (Syntax )

·Syntax 11.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2.1 years after the original post[T] [B] #430,398

@previous (G)
ah geeeesss wot was I think in when I made a reply that wood

Wood is the operative word eh

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2.1 years after the original post[T] [B] #430,403

@430,381 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Thank you. I do what I can, where I can.

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