Topic: I got kicked in the nuts with such force that blood entered my urethra

+i am a !RapistktO2 — 14 years ago #14,380

Then spewed a load of RedCream on RedCream's face

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 14 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #185,256

uhh you're into CBT?

·i am a !RapistktO2 (OP) — 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #185,257

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

The fuck is that shit?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #185,261

@previous (i am a !RapistktO2)
Chinese Boners Trap
derp

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #185,262

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Nice!

+Anonymous D — 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #185,265

@185,257 (i am a !RapistktO2)
> pretends like he doesn't know what CBT is

Keep playing coy, nigger. It won't get you any CBT.

·i am a !RapistktO2 (OP) — 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #185,266

@185,261 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

I love Chinese boner traps.

+Anonymous E — 13.9 years ago, 6 days later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #185,741

this has actually happened to me before.

+Anonymous F — 13.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,749

@185,261 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Illustration please? Paperchildren would be great because then redcreams faggotry would forever be immortalized on e-hentai, but a regular drawing would be fine too, I guess.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,757

@previous (F)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_finger_trap
Replace finger with boner
and bamboo cylinder with spiked steel cage

this idea to a paperchild sounds fun but meh dun wanna draw redcream as any sort of attractive male yet drawing obese filthy old fuck isnt wanted by anyone including me

·Anonymous F — 13.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,760

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
The character doesn't represent redcream, redcream is represented by the bloody mess that is left at the end.
ie: Character somehow becomes entangled in chinese boner trap, dies of blood loss, (breaking fourth wall) On's hand finds the pulpy mess and puts it on display with the title "RedCream" and calls it art

You can have Tinyhime and the others be there to see the exhibit while you do the 'presenting' hand gesture.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,761

@previous (F)
> redcream is represented by the bloody mess that is left at the end.
lol I liek this

·Anonymous F — 13.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,763

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
draw it homosexual

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,764

@previous (F)
gimme time, it's morning and I still have to sit in the factory for 8 more hours making 5000 more nike shoes

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

+Anonymous G — 13.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,766

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,767

@previous (G)
we have no little girls in the factory. all are thrown into the river.

·Anonymous G — 13.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,769

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Where they go to work in an underwater shoe factory, amirite?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,772

@previous (G)
dont get fooled the whole underwater shoe factory idea is only a cover for the underworld unlegal underage underprostitution underbusiness

regarding that pic shit meng is that a real tv shows? that's pure gold lol

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous F — 13.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,776

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> on MTV2
confirmed for actual show. if there's 1 station that would air something like that, MTV2 would be it.

(Edited 56 seconds later.)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,778

@previous (F)
fuck I cannot find it on wikipedia or youtube
it is injustice to have this hidden gem unrecognised by people

·Anonymous G — 13.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,779

@185,772 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
@185,776 (F)
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
It's from Wonder Showzen and yeah it's real. This is the best I could find (requires Quicktime, fuck it). http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/44634/detail/

·Anonymous G — 13.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,780

Oh here's another one that doesn't require Quicktime (but requires age verification) http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/123473/wonder-showzen-chinese-girl-baby-atlantis.jhtml

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,781

@185,779 (G)
@previous (G)
marvellous find good sir
please take my token of thanks

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

·Anonymous G — 13.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,782

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I hope you can see it. :(

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,783

@previous (G)
I can, I will, after I've dealt with the remaining 4458 unfinished nike shoes.

·Anonymous G — 13.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,784

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #185,815

@previous (G)
holy shit I watched and that is both accurate and hilarious

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #186,008

delivery

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #186,045

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
BRACING FOR EPIC

·Anonymous G — 13.9 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #186,095

@186,008 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Kick balls, receive red cream.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #186,105

@186,045 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES!!

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.9 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #186,488

bump for part 2

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 3 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #187,070

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Delivery

·Anonymous G — 13.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #187,071

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

> :\

·Anonymous G — 13.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #187,072

@187,070 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
also this picture isn't complete without someone on the other end bumping boners. perhaps consider futa-hime as a possible candidate. the trap goes both ways, yanno?

·Anonymous G — 13.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #187,073

also inb4 if ^ happens that both of their boners break off and nobody wins.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #187,075

@previous (G)
Aaaarrrgggggghhhhhh stop feeding me delicious idea your're gonna rob all my freetime arrrrggghhhhh fuck penis tug of war all over my mind fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #187,096

@187,070 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
GRORIOUS!

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Do Balfo with a boner of steel that breaks the spikes on his end.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.3 years ago, 2.6 years later, 2.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #452,170

Why did this end so abruptly?

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #452,171

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Because the lawn.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #452,173

@185,741 (E)
Id like to hear about it.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #452,180

@452,171 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
fuck the lawn! we need more Chinese boners traps

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.3 years ago, 10 hours later, 2.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #452,219

@452,170 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Wait, I didn't post the rest on TC? Weird I thought I did

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #452,220

The End

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 2.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #452,223

@452,219 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Better late than never.
The boner angel is grate.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 1 month later, 2.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #456,676

niggers

+Anonymous K — 11.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #456,683

wtf..

+King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #456,685

@previous (K)

That's what I'm saying.

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