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Topic: Post stories of weddings you have fucked up
+Erik — 14.3 years ago #13,230
Has anyone got any tales of weddings they fucked up, would love to hear some, considering I was at a wedding yesterday...
I took a spare key to the wedding car (bride and groom owned it) and did doughies and burnouts in full view of everyone... fun.
Also crushed up some Ex-Lax and mixed it with the mother in law's wine
put a mini blue lightbar on my mother's car and got my brother to drive the wedding car while I drove my mother's car... it looked like a high speed police pursuit around the carpark... fun.
+kook !nH6RAuX8mo — 14.3 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #173,155
why did you do those things?
·Erik (OP) — 14.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #173,156
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
> why did you do those things?
my brother and me hated the bride and groom cause we both had to stay with them two months before, they were not very nice, and my mother knew it, but she didn't dare say anything, so we pulled off our own brand of justice. It was priceless looking at the groom's face as he saw the white smoke rising from the tyres and my mother's car with the blue lightbar flashing with me driving, and my brother spinning the tyres of the wedding car when I was in pursuit... he was well versed in the art of burnouts...
·kook !nH6RAuX8mo — 14.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #173,157
sounds really fun. in what ways were they awful to you both?
·Erik (OP) — 14.3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #173,159
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
> sounds really fun. in what ways were they awful to you both?
we were yelled at, constantly harassed and were put down (negative comments) whenever the bride and groom had people over they would always tell lies about us, so the most enjoyable part of the wedding was putting small bags of weed in the boot of the wedding car where the bride and groom won't find it, and calling the cops on them...
+Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 14.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #173,160
gb2 tinychan
both of you
+Dead !Pool7hVoC2 — 14.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #173,165
@previous (Balfomoar !2nBonersB2)
> gb2 tinychan
> both of you
This :)
+elmo — 14.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #173,167
I have never been to a wedding
·Erik (OP) — 14.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #173,168
@previous (elmo )
> I have never been to a wedding
well you know what you sometimes miss out on:
getting wasted on corn whiskey
hijacking a PA system
oh the fun you can have at weddings... crushing and mixing Ex-Lax with the mother/father in law's drink...
·elmo — 14.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #173,169
@previous (Erik )
that sounds pretty fun.
maybe I'll go out and make friends so I can go to a wedding one day
·Erik (OP) — 14.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #173,171
@previous (elmo )
> that sounds pretty fun.
> maybe I'll go out and make friends so I can go to a wedding one day
good idea
the last wedding I went to I had my bus pass and spare wedding car key handy (the car was my mother's)
so after I was done burning rubber doing doughies and burnouts with the wedding car I could escape punishment by nicking off home on the bus :)
·elmo — 14.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #173,172
@previous (Erik )
I'm too much of a bitch to do that. I would take a huge shit and not flush
·kook !nH6RAuX8mo — 14.3 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #173,210
@173,159 (Erik )
why did they do such things?
+Namefag !.Shy7/xsGg — 14.3 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #173,262
OP was Ghillie Dhu
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