Topic: Lol Matt is a pedophile

+Triptych !6Suckfishs — 14.6 years ago #11,266

> get bored, decide to ask Matt to show butthole because....I don't know why
> keep harassing him about it because bored
tl;dr as fuck.

[10:03 PM] ghostlog: you are trying to entrap me lol
[10:03 PM] triptych: Into what?
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: jail or public mockery
[10:03 PM] triptych: Entrapment is illegal
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: no it is not lol
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: to prove you are serious, show me one boob first
[10:03 PM] triptych: Nope. You first.
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:04 PM] triptych: If anything, me showing you anything would be entrapment.
[10:04 PM] triptych: Considering that would be child porn.
[10:04 PM] ghostlog: it works both ways
[10:04 PM] triptych: Claim you didn't know I was underage.
[10:04 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:04 PM] ghostlog: you do not actually want to see my cock..this is some sort of trap
[10:05 PM] triptych: Honestly, I don't care one way or the other.
[10:05 PM] triptych: I'm just bored.
[10:05 PM] ghostlog: if I show cock, will you show open leg vulva?
[10:05 PM] triptych: Dude, no.
[10:05 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:05 PM] ghostlog: then no deal
[10:05 PM] triptych: Faggot.
[10:06 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:06 PM] ghostlog: what would Ihave to do to see whole, spread vulva?
[10:06 PM] triptych: That's child porn.
[10:06 PM] ghostlog: you are a "child"?
[10:07 PM] triptych: I am underage.
[10:07 PM] ghostlog: how old are you?
[10:08 PM] ghostlog: ?
[10:08 PM] triptych: 15
[10:08 PM] ghostlog: oh..well, I guess I will be good and avoid feeral prison
[10:08 PM] triptych: Yeah. So show butthole.
[10:08 PM] ghostlog: no lol that is illegal
[10:09 PM] triptych: But someone has to complain~
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: you would ensnare me
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: send me to prison
[10:09 PM] triptych: Why?
[10:09 PM] triptych: I don't like talking to people.
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: no idea, but you would
[10:09 PM] triptych: The police are even worse.
[10:09 PM] triptych: Fuck no.
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: well, what is difference between butthole, and full vulva then?
[10:10 PM] triptych: Everything, man.
[10:10 PM] triptych: I am illegal, you are not.
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: lol I mean legallt
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: legally
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: legally they are the same
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: either way, I go go prison
[10:10 PM] triptych: Butthole first~
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: lol no
[10:10 PM] triptych: How do I know you'll show, then?
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: if I show butthole, will you show gaping butthole?
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: I will show
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: I really will
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: you go first
[10:11 PM] triptych: You have a history of lying.
[10:11 PM] triptych: How can I believe you?
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: I dunno...I swear it
[10:12 PM] ghostlog: for the record, you are 18, RIGHT?
[10:12 PM] triptych: I can't believe you.
[10:12 PM] triptych: ....Sure
[10:12 PM] ghostlog: ok so, show vulva please, and I will show anything you want
[10:12 PM] triptych: Nope. How do I know you'll actually show?
[10:12 PM] ghostlog: I will...I really will..I am a horny guy.you know that
[10:13 PM] triptych: I can't believe you, Matt. I want to but I can't.
[10:13 PM] ghostlog: sure you can...I am horny. ok just show clit, then when I show cock, then you show whole v
[10:14 PM] triptych: But I don't want to see your cock.
[10:14 PM] triptych: Just your butthole
[10:14 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:14 PM] ghostlog: ok show vulva, I will show butthole
[10:14 PM] triptych: ...Wait, what's a vulva?
[10:14 PM] ghostlog: seriously??
[10:15 PM] triptych: Yes.
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: it is your "pussy"..the lips that you can see on the outside, the clit, etc.
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: the outside part of the pussy
[10:15 PM] triptych: ...So you really are a pedo. ._.
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: no
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: I am not
[10:16 PM] ghostlog: I am not sexually attracted to children 12 and under
[10:16 PM] ghostlog: fine, just show butthole then
[10:16 PM] triptych: ._.

[about shtick and jobs]

[10:26 PM] ghostlog: please show butthole?
[10:28 PM] ghostlog: will you show butthole?
[10:29 PM] triptych: ...Haven't you figured out by now that I won't?
[10:29 PM] ghostlog: no
[10:29 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:29 PM] ghostlog: please in private?
[10:29 PM] triptych: ...Stop asking for child porn. Thanks.
[10:30 PM] ghostlog: lol dammit it is not child porn, but feh
[10:30 PM] triptych: It is child pornography.
[10:30 PM] ghostlog: you are not a :"child" but whatever

+Anonymous B — 14.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #150,031

lol

+Fuchs !!l/JEZd;0b — 14.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #150,032

Hmm.

+morbid !wV79//1ryE — 14.6 years ago, 12 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,237

I'm not sure how to react to this.

+floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc — 14.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,242

I've been saying this all along

+Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM — 14.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,245

Cross posted on ghoul to really burn him

How many times does matt have explicitly state that he is a pedophile before they fucking get it?

The only explanation? They are all pedophiles too.

+vocalon~ — 14.6 years ago, 49 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,246

Why do I miss all the funny stuff...?

+Balfomoar !v.HDBoners — 14.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,295

@150,245 (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)
we should take away their metal boxes

+Anonymous I — 14.6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,303

He couldn't sound like more of a child predator if he tried.

@previous (Balfomoar !v.HDBoners)
WE ARE THE SPHESS MAHREENS

WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FUREH

·Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM — 14.6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,304

@previous (I)
WE KNOW OUR DUTEH AND WE WILL DO ET

·Anonymous I — 14.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,306

@previous (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)
AND IF WE DIE THIS DEH WE DIE HEROS DEFS

BUT WE WILL NOT DIE THIS DEH

NOE

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

·vocalon !aeNZeP7XP2 — 14.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,307

@150,303 (I)
@150,304 (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)
@previous (I)
lol'd

·Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM — 14.6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,309

@150,306 (I)
IT ES THEH ENEMEH WHO WEEL TASTE DEATH AN DEFET

·Balfomoar !v.HDBoners — 14.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,313

@previous (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)
AS YOU KNOW
MOST OF OUR BATTLE BROTHARS ARE STATIONED IN

SPEHSS

·Anonymous I — 14.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,314

@previous (Balfomoar !v.HDBoners)
THE CODECKS ASTARTEES NEHMES THIS MANEUVAH STEEL REHN

·Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM — 14.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,317

@previous (I)
@150,313 (Balfomoar !v.HDBoners)
WHE HEVE PLESED NUMORUES BEECONS ALLOWEING FORE MUELTEPUL SIMMOLTENEOUUS END DEVESTEHTENG DEEFINSEVE DEEP STREKS

+Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw — 14.6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,319

^ nerds ^

·vocalon !aeNZeP7XP2 — 14.6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,320

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
ikr

·Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM — 14.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,342

@150,319 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
nah it's a joke, it's ripping on some nerd game and how shitty it is, sort of like when you make those korean game vids

·Anonymous I — 14.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,355

@previous (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)
This.

We're making fun of terribad voice acting.

@150,320 (vocalon !aeNZeP7XP2)
You can hardly call anyone out on being a nerd, you play Minecraft.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 14.6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,356

@150,319 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
Do a video of Dwarf Fortress plz.

·Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM — 14.6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,357

@150,355 (I)
> terribad

you play online videogames competitively?

·Anonymous I — 14.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,359

@previous (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)
No, never have.

Why do you ask?

·Balfomoar !v.HDBoners — 14.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,385

@150,356 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
okay let's embark START THE GAME
(ascii art)
WHAT THE FUCK

·Balfomoar !v.HDBoners — 14.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #150,386

@150,342 (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)
but i just beat retribution as imperial guard

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