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Topic: did you know the human rectum is nightmarishly elastic?

+Balfomoar !v.HDBoners14.8 years ago #10,533

why i had three rubik's cubses stuck up mine when namefag barged in and punched in the solar plexus, i immediately came and shat simmultaneously and I'll be damned if they didn't come out solved
that's amazing but not nearly as amazing as the SWEET FOOTBALL ACTION YOU'LL SEE EVERY SUNDAY ON ESPN

JETS VS. PACKERS CATCH IT


+Wade Wilson !54xsYfPpKE14.8 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #141,847

Prehensile is the term your're looking for.

Go Green Bay!

+Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM14.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #141,851

@previous (Wade Wilson !54xsYfPpKE)
lurk moar patton oswald

(Edited 26 seconds later.)


·Wade Wilson !54xsYfPpKE14.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #141,860

@previous (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)
Uh ohkay

+Fats !lbanned8o614.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #141,883

@141,851 (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)
Who is Patton Oswald?
I mean, I've heard of Patton Oswalt.
He's a great comedian who starred in the awesome movie "Big Fan".
Is Patton Oswald, by chance, a used car dealer in your hometown?

·Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM14.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #141,886

@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)
So yeah how's that pedophile podcast coming?

·Balfomoar !v.HDBoners (OP) — 14.8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #141,891

@previous (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)
this

+Anonymous E14.8 years ago, 17 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #141,980

That's how smooth muscle works.

+Anonymous F14.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #142,000

> nightmarishly elastic

+Anonymous G14.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #142,001

@previous (F)
Go home Leo

·Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM14.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #142,003

@142,000 (F)
that's not even funny though

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY14.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #142,007

@142,000 (F)
Nice trips.

+ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q14.8 years ago, 49 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #142,014

@142,000 (F)
Way to kill the funny.

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