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Buttshits.Anonymous8.2 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.2 years
v I keep asking them, but those darkies have no manners!Anonymous8.2 years
v Did you ask them politely to not eat your baby?Anonymous8.2 years
Nuggets ate my baby, that I bought with settlement money from the first time nuggets ate my baby!!!Anonymous8.2 years
And I am not frightened of dying
Any time will do, I don't mind
Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime
Anonymous8.2 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.2 years
> In the event your thoughts start being stolen by the government, tear a square of tin foil from your daily carry supply. To stop the leak of information, pull the foil towards you. Place it firmly over your the top of your head, mold it to your head, and think normally. Although the foil is thin, your thoughts cannot flow through it. Keep your mask on until a member of your local militia advises you to remove it.Anonymous8.2 years
Dealing with failure is easy: work hard to improve.

Success is also easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
Anonymous8.2 years
Niggers.Anonymous8.2 years
v If you can embrace the sacred elixir of Sprite and the Tinychanian modus vivendi you'll stop experiencing bouts of existential wallowing. Anonymous8.2 years
When does life become worth living?Anonymous8.2 years
Hare motherfucking krsnaAnonymous8.2 years
vv Maybe, I could be paraphrasing.Anonymous8.3 years
<ferus> and dont forget to go into the biggest casino area
<Nugget> ok
<ferus> and waive a sign that says "buttcheeks"
<Nugget> g8 idea
<ferus> instant $$$
<ferus> richies pay for great laffs
Anonymous8.3 years
v Wait, I thought George Carlin said "The planet is fine; the people are fucked."Anonymous8.3 years
v Trüfax. Humans are a parasite on the planet. Constantly drainhg it of resources, and blindly shortening the amount of time it will still support life. Then we have a bunch of envirofags, talking about "Save tha plnet!!11!!!!1"
As George Carlin once said, however, "The planet isn't fucked, the people are."
Anonymous8.3 years
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. ~ Albert EinsteinAnonymous8.3 years
Random person of the day: Thomas AquinasAnonymous8.3 years
v This is why we need the FEL...Anonymous8.3 years
vv The reptilians panicked when they found out people were keeping iguanas captive and so they created a biological weapon in self-defense. See, both sides are to blame.Anonymous8.3 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.3 years
Newsflash:
SC, USA.
August 16, 2017

Recent FND reports have been verified, and may very possibly be linked to reptilian solar eclipse activity. Not all information is clear at this point, but officials are doing their best to get it to you, the Tinycomrades.

Moar as story develops.
Probably @11.
Anonymous8.3 years
FND outbreak reported in South Carolina, USA. This is discerning, especially with the state's recent concerns, in regards to bigfeets and reptilian activity during eclipses. We will keep all tinycomrades update on these events, as they unfold.

Probably @11.
Anonymous8.3 years
Niggers.Anonymous8.3 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.3 years
Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear—and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM! Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting, that ye’ve been left to fight alone. Anonymous8.3 years
> gaving a dog a slingshot
> not giving the dog an ak-47
they should have known this would happen. eveybody knows dogs won't settle for anything less than an AK.
Anonymous8.3 years
Did you know there was a pound riot in Richmond, VA after someone gave a schnauzer a slingshot?Anonymous8.3 years
'Rape is not an excuse. It's a reason and tonight, everything seems so reasonable.' - Jared KushnerAnonymous8.3 years
Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Charge him a recycling fee!Anonymous8.3 years
It's the gratest time for initiating WWIII. All we have to do is throw a little gas on their pissing match to get things going.Anonymous8.3 years
vvvv damlol.Anonymous8.3 years
boopAnonymous8.3 years
1 DAY AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN... ... ...Anonymous8.3 years
2 DAYS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN.Anonymous8.3 years
> 3. How likely are you to recommend X to a friend or colleague?
<6/10

> 3a. Please tell us what we could have done to provide a more positive experience for you.
<Nothing really, I'm just not inclined to give people advice since I generally avoid talking to people if at all possible.
Anonymous8.3 years
v did you intend to refer to the vocaroo?Anonymous8.3 years
vv Of course, what kind of tinycouncilperson would I be, if I didn't?Anonymous8.3 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.3 years
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wZrFGlqzGvAnonymous8.3 years
v I suppose that is also acceptable as long as you swear loyalty to the cause and obedience to our feline mentors.Anonymous8.3 years
v Nah. I'd let myself die naturally, and get into various shenanigans in the mean time.Anonymous8.3 years
v and then you'd kill yourself, right? to cure the human disease for good?Anonymous8.3 years
I wish everyone were dead, but me.Anonymous8.3 years
vv amazinAnonymous8.3 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.3 years
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AF2Q0pcyZS Anonymous8.3 years
2 FUCKING DAYS AND NOT ONE SINGLE NEW GODDAMN BULLETIN! WILL YOU FILTHY PROFLIGATES STOP IRRADIATING SEA URCHINS LONG ENOUGH TO SPREAD THE FUCKING WORD?Anonymous8.3 years
v RIP Bob (PBUH)Anonymous8.3 years