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vv Tropane alkaloids.Anonymous9 years
"I've never killed anyone. I don't need to kill anyone. I think it. If I started murdering people there'd be none of you left."Anonymous9 years
v What are you putting in your pancakes that's blinding people?Anonymous9 years
v Fuck that shit. I'mma make a pancake so big, you'll probably go blind.Anonymous9 years
The Kalashnikov rifle is a symbol of the creative genius of our people.Anonymous9 years
You will abandon your attempt to make the world's largest pancake after finding out how depressingly serious other people are about it.Anonymous9 years
"Did you see that? Huh? I just stuck my whole finger in my dick hole.”
"Aw yeah man, it feels fucking fantastic, fucking fantastic man." -Scott Taylor Hampton
Anonymous9 years
Did you remember to fingerfuck your urethra today, son?Anonymous9 years
v I think it is.Anonymous9 years
v If that isn't a sound clip of 2 cats fuckin', I will be very disappoint.Anonymous9 years
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eScm9pvCQ5Anonymous9 years
v No, you are however Twatting right now.Anonymous9 years
is this the twitter? am i tweeting right now heloAnonymous9 years
I believe there would be many people alive today if there were a death penalty.
- Nancy Reagan
Anonymous9 years
butshitz XD ;pAnonymous9 years
Nuggets.Anonymous9 years
"We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin. And then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities... We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."

Anonymous9 years
v

> fans

lol. 10/10, bud.
Anonymous9 years
Is Syntax JEWISH? 90% of fans will get this wrong!Anonymous9 years
v Whom?Anonymous9 years
jake paul is dead 2017 (real)Anonymous9 years
v Exactly, freedom's work is never done.Anonymous9 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9 years
v It's okay, bud. I know you weren't the only one who fell for the trap.Anonymous9 years
vv I knew it would suck, I was mistaken in thinking Catherine cared enough about it to keep the content decent, at least. Granted, it would be decent by Cat's standards, but it would be a start. As opposed to topics about getting fucked in the ass.Anonymous9 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9 years
vv Tbf you shouldn't have been expecting anything more than cancer from those degens.Anonymous9 years
Buttshits. Anonymous9 years
Sweet Satan, Punychan is lame. Just a bunch 80's fags, and sex threads. Makes me glad the site filters my IP as a proxy, which it is not.Anonymous9 years
vvv I asked those monkeys in over 6800 languages, and they are already hounding me for another baby to eat! They have no decency!Anonymous9 years
v Settle down you uppity chimp. Anonymous9 years
█▓▒░ These bulletins are all unfunny don't read them unless you wanna cringe ░▒▓█Anonymous9 years
vvv Did you ask them in Frisian? Anonymous9 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9 years
v I keep asking them, but those darkies have no manners!Anonymous9.1 years
v Did you ask them politely to not eat your baby?Anonymous9.1 years
Nuggets ate my baby, that I bought with settlement money from the first time nuggets ate my baby!!!Anonymous9.1 years
And I am not frightened of dying
Any time will do, I don't mind
Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime
Anonymous9.1 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9.1 years
> In the event your thoughts start being stolen by the government, tear a square of tin foil from your daily carry supply. To stop the leak of information, pull the foil towards you. Place it firmly over your the top of your head, mold it to your head, and think normally. Although the foil is thin, your thoughts cannot flow through it. Keep your mask on until a member of your local militia advises you to remove it.Anonymous9.1 years
Dealing with failure is easy: work hard to improve.

Success is also easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
Anonymous9.1 years
Niggers.Anonymous9.1 years
v If you can embrace the sacred elixir of Sprite and the Tinychanian modus vivendi you'll stop experiencing bouts of existential wallowing. Anonymous9.1 years
When does life become worth living?Anonymous9.1 years
Hare motherfucking krsnaAnonymous9.1 years
vv Maybe, I could be paraphrasing.Anonymous9.1 years
<ferus> and dont forget to go into the biggest casino area
<Nugget> ok
<ferus> and waive a sign that says "buttcheeks"
<Nugget> g8 idea
<ferus> instant $$$
<ferus> richies pay for great laffs
Anonymous9.1 years
v Wait, I thought George Carlin said "The planet is fine; the people are fucked."Anonymous9.1 years
v Trüfax. Humans are a parasite on the planet. Constantly drainhg it of resources, and blindly shortening the amount of time it will still support life. Then we have a bunch of envirofags, talking about "Save tha plnet!!11!!!!1"
As George Carlin once said, however, "The planet isn't fucked, the people are."
Anonymous9.1 years