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Did you remember to fingerfuck your urethra today, son?Anonymous8.8 years
v I think it is.Anonymous8.8 years
v If that isn't a sound clip of 2 cats fuckin', I will be very disappoint.Anonymous8.8 years
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eScm9pvCQ5Anonymous8.8 years
v No, you are however Twatting right now.Anonymous8.8 years
is this the twitter? am i tweeting right now heloAnonymous8.8 years
I believe there would be many people alive today if there were a death penalty.
- Nancy Reagan
Anonymous8.8 years
butshitz XD ;pAnonymous8.8 years
Nuggets.Anonymous8.8 years
"We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin. And then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities... We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."

Anonymous8.8 years
v

> fans

lol. 10/10, bud.
Anonymous8.8 years
Is Syntax JEWISH? 90% of fans will get this wrong!Anonymous8.8 years
v Whom?Anonymous8.8 years
jake paul is dead 2017 (real)Anonymous8.8 years
v Exactly, freedom's work is never done.Anonymous8.8 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.8 years
v It's okay, bud. I know you weren't the only one who fell for the trap.Anonymous8.8 years
vv I knew it would suck, I was mistaken in thinking Catherine cared enough about it to keep the content decent, at least. Granted, it would be decent by Cat's standards, but it would be a start. As opposed to topics about getting fucked in the ass.Anonymous8.8 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.8 years
vv Tbf you shouldn't have been expecting anything more than cancer from those degens.Anonymous8.8 years
Buttshits. Anonymous8.8 years
Sweet Satan, Punychan is lame. Just a bunch 80's fags, and sex threads. Makes me glad the site filters my IP as a proxy, which it is not.Anonymous8.8 years
vvv I asked those monkeys in over 6800 languages, and they are already hounding me for another baby to eat! They have no decency!Anonymous8.8 years
v Settle down you uppity chimp. Anonymous8.8 years
█▓▒░ These bulletins are all unfunny don't read them unless you wanna cringe ░▒▓█Anonymous8.8 years
vvv Did you ask them in Frisian? Anonymous8.8 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.8 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.8 years
v I keep asking them, but those darkies have no manners!Anonymous8.8 years
v Did you ask them politely to not eat your baby?Anonymous8.8 years
Nuggets ate my baby, that I bought with settlement money from the first time nuggets ate my baby!!!Anonymous8.8 years
And I am not frightened of dying
Any time will do, I don't mind
Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime
Anonymous8.8 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.8 years
> In the event your thoughts start being stolen by the government, tear a square of tin foil from your daily carry supply. To stop the leak of information, pull the foil towards you. Place it firmly over your the top of your head, mold it to your head, and think normally. Although the foil is thin, your thoughts cannot flow through it. Keep your mask on until a member of your local militia advises you to remove it.Anonymous8.8 years
Dealing with failure is easy: work hard to improve.

Success is also easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
Anonymous8.8 years
Niggers.Anonymous8.8 years
v If you can embrace the sacred elixir of Sprite and the Tinychanian modus vivendi you'll stop experiencing bouts of existential wallowing. Anonymous8.8 years
When does life become worth living?Anonymous8.8 years
Hare motherfucking krsnaAnonymous8.8 years
vv Maybe, I could be paraphrasing.Anonymous8.8 years
<ferus> and dont forget to go into the biggest casino area
<Nugget> ok
<ferus> and waive a sign that says "buttcheeks"
<Nugget> g8 idea
<ferus> instant $$$
<ferus> richies pay for great laffs
Anonymous8.8 years
v Wait, I thought George Carlin said "The planet is fine; the people are fucked."Anonymous8.8 years
v Trüfax. Humans are a parasite on the planet. Constantly drainhg it of resources, and blindly shortening the amount of time it will still support life. Then we have a bunch of envirofags, talking about "Save tha plnet!!11!!!!1"
As George Carlin once said, however, "The planet isn't fucked, the people are."
Anonymous8.8 years
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. ~ Albert EinsteinAnonymous8.8 years
Random person of the day: Thomas AquinasAnonymous8.8 years
v This is why we need the FEL...Anonymous8.8 years
vv The reptilians panicked when they found out people were keeping iguanas captive and so they created a biological weapon in self-defense. See, both sides are to blame.Anonymous8.8 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.8 years
Newsflash:
SC, USA.
August 16, 2017

Recent FND reports have been verified, and may very possibly be linked to reptilian solar eclipse activity. Not all information is clear at this point, but officials are doing their best to get it to you, the Tinycomrades.

Moar as story develops.
Probably @11.
Anonymous8.8 years
FND outbreak reported in South Carolina, USA. This is discerning, especially with the state's recent concerns, in regards to bigfeets and reptilian activity during eclipses. We will keep all tinycomrades update on these events, as they unfold.

Probably @11.
Anonymous8.8 years