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Buttshits. | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
Buttshits. | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
v I keep asking them, but those darkies have no manners! | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
v Did you ask them politely to not eat your baby? | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
Nuggets ate my baby, that I bought with settlement money from the first time nuggets ate my baby!!! | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
And I am not frightened of dying Any time will do, I don't mind Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
Buttshits. | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
> In the event your thoughts start being stolen by the government, tear a square of tin foil from your daily carry supply. To stop the leak of information, pull the foil towards you. Place it firmly over your the top of your head, mold it to your head, and think normally. Although the foil is thin, your thoughts cannot flow through it. Keep your mask on until a member of your local militia advises you to remove it. | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
Dealing with failure is easy: work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve. | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
Niggers. | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
v If you can embrace the sacred elixir of Sprite and the Tinychanian modus vivendi you'll stop experiencing bouts of existential wallowing. | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
When does life become worth living? | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
Hare motherfucking krsna | Anonymous | 8.2 years |
vv Maybe, I could be paraphrasing. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
<ferus> and dont forget to go into the biggest casino area <Nugget> ok <ferus> and waive a sign that says "buttcheeks" <Nugget> g8 idea <ferus> instant $$$ <ferus> richies pay for great laffs | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
v Wait, I thought George Carlin said "The planet is fine; the people are fucked." | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
v Trüfax. Humans are a parasite on the planet. Constantly drainhg it of resources, and blindly shortening the amount of time it will still support life. Then we have a bunch of envirofags, talking about "Save tha plnet!!11!!!!1" As George Carlin once said, however, "The planet isn't fucked, the people are." | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. ~ Albert Einstein | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
Random person of the day: Thomas Aquinas | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
v This is why we need the FEL... | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
vv The reptilians panicked when they found out people were keeping iguanas captive and so they created a biological weapon in self-defense. See, both sides are to blame. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
Buttshits. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
Newsflash: SC, USA. August 16, 2017 Recent FND reports have been verified, and may very possibly be linked to reptilian solar eclipse activity. Not all information is clear at this point, but officials are doing their best to get it to you, the Tinycomrades. Moar as story develops. Probably @11. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
FND outbreak reported in South Carolina, USA. This is discerning, especially with the state's recent concerns, in regards to bigfeets and reptilian activity during eclipses. We will keep all tinycomrades update on these events, as they unfold. Probably @11. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
Niggers. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
Buttshits. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear—and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM! Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting, that ye’ve been left to fight alone. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
> gaving a dog a slingshot > not giving the dog an ak-47 they should have known this would happen. eveybody knows dogs won't settle for anything less than an AK. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
Did you know there was a pound riot in Richmond, VA after someone gave a schnauzer a slingshot? | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
'Rape is not an excuse. It's a reason and tonight, everything seems so reasonable.' - Jared Kushner | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Charge him a recycling fee! | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
It's the gratest time for initiating WWIII. All we have to do is throw a little gas on their pissing match to get things going. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
vvvv damlol. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
boop | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
1 DAY AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN... ... ... | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
2 DAYS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
> 3. How likely are you to recommend X to a friend or colleague? <6/10 > 3a. Please tell us what we could have done to provide a more positive experience for you. <Nothing really, I'm just not inclined to give people advice since I generally avoid talking to people if at all possible. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
v did you intend to refer to the vocaroo? | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
vv Of course, what kind of tinycouncilperson would I be, if I didn't? | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
Buttshits. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wZrFGlqzGv | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
v I suppose that is also acceptable as long as you swear loyalty to the cause and obedience to our feline mentors. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
v Nah. I'd let myself die naturally, and get into various shenanigans in the mean time. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
v and then you'd kill yourself, right? to cure the human disease for good? | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
I wish everyone were dead, but me. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
vv amazin | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
Buttshits. | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AF2Q0pcyZS | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
2 FUCKING DAYS AND NOT ONE SINGLE NEW GODDAMN BULLETIN! WILL YOU FILTHY PROFLIGATES STOP IRRADIATING SEA URCHINS LONG ENOUGH TO SPREAD THE FUCKING WORD? | Anonymous | 8.3 years |
v RIP Bob (PBUH) | Anonymous | 8.3 years |