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v There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.Anonymous8.3 years
When so few posts are posted, you'd think that at least they are perfect… but no.Anonymous8.3 years
The best part of waking up, is plant dicks in yo bowl.Anonymous8.3 years
v Can we get this stickied, or added to the rules, or something?Anonymous8.3 years
Reminder: trangender discussion belongs on >>>/mc/Anonymous8.3 years
Buttshits. Anonymous8.3 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.3 years
Hare fucking krsnaAnonymous8.3 years
Niggers.Anonymous8.3 years
"Last topics created 3 hours, 4 hours and 4 hours ago." ← …Anonymous8.3 years
v Sedative and anxiolytic properties. Also, much each easier to judge doses.Anonymous8.3 years
v But why?Anonymous8.3 years
I smoke Datura Stramonium.
Moar as the story develops.
Anonymous8.3 years
Sister's out til five,
Doing banker's son's hours,
But she owns a Maserati,
That's a gift from his father.

Stop at full-speed,
At one-hundred miles per hour,
The cocaine invisible shield finally got em.
Anonymous8.3 years
v Very much so, especially if you shop-lift.Anonymous8.3 years
that's a lot of responsibility, being pubic to the worldAnonymous8.3 years
Dad gets his allowance,
From his sonny, the dealer.
Who's pubic to the world,
But involved in high finance.
Anonymous8.3 years
v It's everypne's busineaa, you foolish fool.Anonymous8.3 years
it's none of my buisneaa, really.Anonymous8.3 years
Who are the ones, that we've left in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers.

God's away,
God's away,
God's away, on buisneaa.
Anonymous8.3 years
v You know I can't promise you that, habibi. I promise I won't post as many*

*"As many" applies to a fewer number between 1 and 10 fewer, as seen fit by me, and is subject to change at anytime, most likely 11, without prior notice.

P.S. The larger giveth, and the small print taketh away, because I love you. <3
Anonymous8.3 years
v If you promise to stop posting them online. xoxoAnonymous8.3 years
v Send moar noodz.Anonymous8.3 years
That was about the time the civil rights movement took tinychania by storm.Anonymous8.3 years
I just wanted to let the author of the TGComix thread know, I'm not clicking that loli thread.Anonymous8.3 years
I broke my phone. K, bye.Anonymous8.3 years
Since when has being a psychotic fucktard troll been de rigueur for posting on tinychan?Anonymous8.3 years
vvvv Me too.Anonymous8.3 years
Almost 24 god-damned hours, and not a SINGLE mummafuckin wizard inthe house?!
Are you ungrateful fucks trying to kill the gratest site on the Internet?!
Anonymous8.3 years
All tha wizards in the house, say yo.
Pour a forty in yo goblet, let it flow.
Give some pinches to your winches, down low.
Pull out your crystal ball, let it glow, what's show.

All the wizards in tha house say yo! Yo! Yo!
Anonymous8.3 years
News Flash:Bert caught smuggling hundreds of dildos into homeless encampment.
When asked, Bert responded by saying, "I just can't get enough penises in my ass and mouth."
More details as they become available, prolly @11.
Anonymous8.3 years
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I hate all non-feline lifeforms.Anonymous8.3 years
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I hate yellow people too.Anonymous8.3 years
v Racists all the way down.Anonymous8.4 years
P.P.P.P.P.S. And brown people.Anonymous8.4 years
P.P.P.P.S. I hate whyte people too.Anonymous8.4 years
P.P.P.S. Niggers.Anonymous8.4 years
P.P.S. Niggers.Anonymous8.4 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.4 years
P.S. Niggers.Anonymous8.4 years
Niggers.Anonymous8.4 years
v Well, I mean, it is kinda funny that the guy escapes 1 tiger just to get trapped by another.Anonymous8.4 years
v DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL?! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS SITE IS SEVERELY LACKING IN NON-SUBHUMAN USERS?! STOP. BEING. FUCKING. DEAD.Anonymous8.4 years
There once was a man being chased by a tiger through a forest. Eventually, the tiger chased him off of a cliff. As he was falling he caught on to a branch, and below him was another tiger. Knowing death was assured the man looked around until out of the corner of his eye he noticed a wild strawberry. Plucking the strawberry, he ate the fruit. It was the best strawberry the man had ever tasted.

He never before realized how sweet a strawberry could taste.
Anonymous8.4 years
vv This is a grate way to resolve the cats vs doggos issue. Anonymous8.4 years
vv Well, not if you have a dog, but then you're back to the dog shit issue...Anonymous8.4 years
Cats with Flamethrowers being dispatched, to deal with the dogs with AK-47s problem.

Moar @11.
Anonymous8.4 years
vv Except when they hack up hairballs, you hafta clean that shit yourself.Anonymous8.4 years
"Folks on-line (3)" ← …Anonymous8.4 years
v See, just another example of how cats are superior to doggos, they clean up after themselves.Anonymous8.4 years