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Newsflash:
SC, USA.
August 16, 2017

Recent FND reports have been verified, and may very possibly be linked to reptilian solar eclipse activity. Not all information is clear at this point, but officials are doing their best to get it to you, the Tinycomrades.

Moar as story develops.
Probably @11.
Anonymous8.9 years
FND outbreak reported in South Carolina, USA. This is discerning, especially with the state's recent concerns, in regards to bigfeets and reptilian activity during eclipses. We will keep all tinycomrades update on these events, as they unfold.

Probably @11.
Anonymous8.9 years
Niggers.Anonymous9 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9 years
Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear—and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM! Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting, that ye’ve been left to fight alone. Anonymous9 years
> gaving a dog a slingshot
> not giving the dog an ak-47
they should have known this would happen. eveybody knows dogs won't settle for anything less than an AK.
Anonymous9 years
Did you know there was a pound riot in Richmond, VA after someone gave a schnauzer a slingshot?Anonymous9 years
'Rape is not an excuse. It's a reason and tonight, everything seems so reasonable.' - Jared KushnerAnonymous9 years
Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Charge him a recycling fee!Anonymous9 years
It's the gratest time for initiating WWIII. All we have to do is throw a little gas on their pissing match to get things going.Anonymous9 years
vvvv damlol.Anonymous9 years
boopAnonymous9 years
1 DAY AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN... ... ...Anonymous9 years
2 DAYS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN.Anonymous9 years
> 3. How likely are you to recommend X to a friend or colleague?
<6/10

> 3a. Please tell us what we could have done to provide a more positive experience for you.
<Nothing really, I'm just not inclined to give people advice since I generally avoid talking to people if at all possible.
Anonymous9 years
v did you intend to refer to the vocaroo?Anonymous9 years
vv Of course, what kind of tinycouncilperson would I be, if I didn't?Anonymous9 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9 years
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wZrFGlqzGvAnonymous9 years
v I suppose that is also acceptable as long as you swear loyalty to the cause and obedience to our feline mentors.Anonymous9 years
v Nah. I'd let myself die naturally, and get into various shenanigans in the mean time.Anonymous9 years
v and then you'd kill yourself, right? to cure the human disease for good?Anonymous9 years
I wish everyone were dead, but me.Anonymous9 years
vv amazinAnonymous9 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9 years
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AF2Q0pcyZS Anonymous9 years
2 FUCKING DAYS AND NOT ONE SINGLE NEW GODDAMN BULLETIN! WILL YOU FILTHY PROFLIGATES STOP IRRADIATING SEA URCHINS LONG ENOUGH TO SPREAD THE FUCKING WORD?Anonymous9 years
v RIP Bob (PBUH)Anonymous9 years
v There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.Anonymous9 years
When so few posts are posted, you'd think that at least they are perfect… but no.Anonymous9 years
The best part of waking up, is plant dicks in yo bowl.Anonymous9 years
v Can we get this stickied, or added to the rules, or something?Anonymous9 years
Reminder: trangender discussion belongs on >>>/mc/Anonymous9 years
Buttshits. Anonymous9 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9 years
Hare fucking krsnaAnonymous9 years
Niggers.Anonymous9 years
"Last topics created 3 hours, 4 hours and 4 hours ago." ← …Anonymous9 years
v Sedative and anxiolytic properties. Also, much each easier to judge doses.Anonymous9 years
v But why?Anonymous9 years
I smoke Datura Stramonium.
Moar as the story develops.
Anonymous9 years
Sister's out til five,
Doing banker's son's hours,
But she owns a Maserati,
That's a gift from his father.

Stop at full-speed,
At one-hundred miles per hour,
The cocaine invisible shield finally got em.
Anonymous9 years
v Very much so, especially if you shop-lift.Anonymous9 years
that's a lot of responsibility, being pubic to the worldAnonymous9 years
Dad gets his allowance,
From his sonny, the dealer.
Who's pubic to the world,
But involved in high finance.
Anonymous9 years
v It's everypne's busineaa, you foolish fool.Anonymous9 years
it's none of my buisneaa, really.Anonymous9 years
Who are the ones, that we've left in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers.

God's away,
God's away,
God's away, on buisneaa.
Anonymous9 years
v You know I can't promise you that, habibi. I promise I won't post as many*

*"As many" applies to a fewer number between 1 and 10 fewer, as seen fit by me, and is subject to change at anytime, most likely 11, without prior notice.

P.S. The larger giveth, and the small print taketh away, because I love you. <3
Anonymous9 years
v If you promise to stop posting them online. xoxoAnonymous9 years