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v at least you're not bertAnonymous8.7 years
I'm sorry that sometimes I don't post. My life gets depressing and I just don't feel like doing much anymoreAnonymous8.7 years
A prostitute is like any other woman,
They all trade something for sex,
And they do it well.
Anonymous8.7 years
BumpAnonymous8.7 years
vv I am honored.Anonymous8.7 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.7 years
v https://tinychan.org/testimonialsAnonymous8.7 years
Tinychan cured my autism, IBS, PMS, DT1, HOA, BBB, PBS, ESPN, as well as my raging hemeroids. Thank you, Tinychan!Anonymous8.7 years
P.S. NuggersAnonymous8.7 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.7 years
You read these bulletins, and then go back to being fucking dead. Nothing ever works. You fucking ignore them.
Just take the latest thread made — it was made 4 hours ago and now it's been 3 hours with not a single fucking post. You'd expect tens of replies by then at least — but no... nobody is using this fucking board, so there are none. Maybe tomorrow it will have a few replies.
It's useless. Pointless. Completely fucking retarded. There is no motivation for me to do anything when this happens.
Anonymous8.7 years
v Second.Anonymous8.7 years
v No.Anonymous8.7 years
can we make this the new s4sAnonymous8.7 years
v Same guy, why do you think Santa wears that red suit? What about all of Santa's magick powers, where do you think he got those?Anonymous8.7 years
Hail SantaAnonymous8.7 years
v That's kind of a long route for a pick-up line, but I'll allow it for mentioning Satan.

Hail Satan.
Anonymous8.7 years
"Mmm, Girl. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? For rebelling against God?"Anonymous8.7 years
*53 hours
v It rolled over as I was deciding whether to save or not. I didn't.
Anonymous8.7 years
If you don't save the image, changes from the last 52 hours will be lost.Anonymous8.7 years
After weeks of deliberation, you have yet to hear a compelling argument for not beating most of the people you've ever met to within an inch of their lives.Anonymous8.7 years
Not all back people are looters, but all looters are black.Anonymous8.7 years
v What are you talking about, of course the illuminati isn't real. Say, would you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform to you?Anonymous8.7 years
vv He wasn't a skater boy, he was an Illuminati goy, he abducted the real Lavigne and created a doppelganger of heeer. Isn't that how the song goes?Anonymous8.7 years
"Last topics created 4 hours, 16 hours and 21 hours ago." ← STOP. BEING. FUCKING. DEAD.Anonymous8.7 years
Illuminati Clones - Was Avril Lavigne Replaced?Anonymous8.7 years
Evolution doesn't take prisoners.Anonymous8.7 years
vv Inorite? There could be no poor, no hungry, and plentiful baby stew, but nooooooooooooo.

Thanks alot, Obama.
Anonymous8.7 years
All species come from species, which no longer exists. It's like the chicken and the egg. Obviously the Egg came first, but it wasn't lain by a chicken, but one of the chicken's ancestors.Anonymous8.7 years
v Such a waste to let them rot when you can make a nice stew instead. Anonymous8.7 years
vv We should have been eating poor people's babies, long ago.Anonymous8.7 years
Dan? Jared? You guys here?Anonymous8.7 years
P.S. Hail Satan. Anonymous8.7 years
"Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry."Anonymous8.7 years
v $20 is $20. Anonymous8.7 years
u guys r fucking gay as fuckAnonymous8.7 years
v Phew, I completely forgot about that. Thanks, pal, you're a lifesaver. Anonymous8.7 years
v Can do! I'll also have the courthouse fax a copy of my birth certificate to you, JIC.Anonymous8.7 years
vv It would be really helpful if you'd post that with your mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet, the street you grew up on, the make and model of your first car, your DOB, and a copy of your drivers license. Anonymous8.7 years
vv Sure, I'll post my Skype on an anonymous BBS. Is there anything you'd like, my SSN perhaps?Anonymous8.7 years
"Last topics created 14 hours, 21 hours and 24 hours ago." ← WHY, GOD?!Anonymous8.7 years
post ur skypes ill add uAnonymous8.7 years
v Yeah, that'll do it.

Okay, I need everyone on TC to invest in eSight Eyewear, then we'll turn the world blind with these portly poisoned pancakes and make a killing selling people back their eyesight!
Anonymous8.7 years
vv Tropane alkaloids.Anonymous8.7 years
"I've never killed anyone. I don't need to kill anyone. I think it. If I started murdering people there'd be none of you left."Anonymous8.7 years
v What are you putting in your pancakes that's blinding people?Anonymous8.7 years
v Fuck that shit. I'mma make a pancake so big, you'll probably go blind.Anonymous8.7 years
The Kalashnikov rifle is a symbol of the creative genius of our people.Anonymous8.7 years
You will abandon your attempt to make the world's largest pancake after finding out how depressingly serious other people are about it.Anonymous8.7 years
"Did you see that? Huh? I just stuck my whole finger in my dick hole.”
"Aw yeah man, it feels fucking fantastic, fucking fantastic man." -Scott Taylor Hampton
Anonymous8.7 years