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v I'm not wolf, bud.

On an unrelated subject, I'm going to have to ask you to open the door. Lest you risk having it blown in, by undisclosed means.
Anonymous9.1 years
v How fucking dare you shit up my bulletins bleating on about facts. You won't pull the wool over my eyes with science, maths, and reason you trans-species wolven cannibal enabling Sheep Jockey Wallydraigle.Anonymous9.1 years
v The average weight of an adult male gray wolf, is 66-180 pounds. The average weight of an adult male sheep, is 99-350 pounds. I don't think they had much choice in making chlothes, that would also fit a wolf.Anonymous9.1 years
> I'm amazed sheeps' clothing is even made in wolf sizes. That's just asking for trouble.
Anonymous9.1 years
v Trüfax.Anonymous9.1 years
v On the bright side its easy to score dope from your co-workers. Anonymous9.1 years
Food Service jobs are hell.Anonymous9.1 years
vv trü.
v I wouldn't rule it out.
Anonymous9.1 years
v
So... hammerzeit wasn't a periodic termination of excess PoWs by hammer using a musical chairs system and a stopwatch?

The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
Anonymous9.1 years
v You know in the Donkey Kong arcade game, where Jumpman grabs a hammer and starts bludgeoning innocent enemies? That's Hammer time.Anonymous9.1 years

I have no idea what Hammer Time is, or how it differs from regular time.
Anonymous9.1 years
ducker sick.Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.1 years
Jiggaboos.Anonymous9.1 years
tigger nerdAnonymous9.1 years
jock cokeNugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.1 years
v Niggers invented the Mayan calendar to hide the true end of the world. Wake up, sheeple!Anonymous9.1 years
v The Mayans knew it for centuries before that.Anonymous9.1 years
The papacy has known the date of the end of the world since 1952.Anonymous9.1 years
vvv Let's also not forget the risk of catching FND. It's a major threat to many people's lives, to shoot the mime first, and give the nugget a chance to escape.Anonymous9.1 years
v make sense.
If a mime shoot a nugget, does he need a silencer to avoid police attention?
Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.1 years
v The nugget, obviously. The mime can only shoot back with imaginary bullets.Anonymous9.1 years
v The cops are in that "everybody" too right? So uhh, if a nugget and a mime show up in front of a cop, which would the cop shoot first?Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.1 years
v Everybody wants to shoot a mime though, that would seem like a good way to ease the nerves after shooting a cop.Anonymous9.1 years
v Couldn't hurt, otherwise you have to shoot a police and a mime.Anonymous9.1 years
v If you shoot a police, do you need a silencer to avoid a mime's attention?Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.1 years
v It would help, yes.Anonymous9.1 years
v If a mime shoots you, does he need a silencer to avoid police attention?Anonymous9.1 years
v It'll help you avoid police attention.Anonymous9.1 years
If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?Anonymous9.1 years
vv Sure, you can give me a handy.

Anonymous9.1 years
vv Sorry, I only have bitcoin.Anonymous9.1 years
v What about a hearty handshake, and a pat on the back?Anonymous9.1 years
My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash.Anonymous9.1 years
ButtshitsAnonymous9.1 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9.1 years
ButtshitsAnonymous9.1 years
Obama is a nazi. He hates freedom. Trump needs to impeach the eternal god emperor. Dictators like Obama don't get voted out, they get impeached. When we elected freedom loving trump, they made it look like he played golf, but Obama and other dictators only do that. Adolf Hitler played 590 rounds of golf. Trump and George Washington combined played 0.Anonymous9.1 years
v As a radio living in Europe, I can confirm this.Anonymous9.1 years
v I guess Euroupe isn't so radio-free after all.Anonymous9.1 years
I can hear Radio Free Europe in my head bones. I have many head bones. Anonymous9.1 years
v It'll cost ya.Anonymous9.1 years
Excuse me ma'am, but I'd like to buy a lei.Anonymous9.1 years
v I think it is.Anonymous9.1 years
Is it normal for people to pull a gun over a "yo mama" joke?Anonymous9.1 years
I think I rolled over a ladybug with my chair because I smell dead ladybug.Anonymous9.1 years
v Lost interest.Anonymous9.1 years
v PS: PuttshitsAnonymous9.1 years
v Remarkable! Anything else?Anonymous9.1 years
v Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits.Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.1 years
v Fascinating, please tell me moar.Anonymous9.1 years