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v The average weight of an adult male gray wolf, is 66-180 pounds. The average weight of an adult male sheep, is 99-350 pounds. I don't think they had much choice in making chlothes, that would also fit a wolf.Anonymous8.9 years
> I'm amazed sheeps' clothing is even made in wolf sizes. That's just asking for trouble.
Anonymous8.9 years
v Trüfax.Anonymous9 years
v On the bright side its easy to score dope from your co-workers. Anonymous9 years
Food Service jobs are hell.Anonymous9 years
vv trü.
v I wouldn't rule it out.
Anonymous9 years
v
So... hammerzeit wasn't a periodic termination of excess PoWs by hammer using a musical chairs system and a stopwatch?

The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
Anonymous9 years
v You know in the Donkey Kong arcade game, where Jumpman grabs a hammer and starts bludgeoning innocent enemies? That's Hammer time.Anonymous9 years

I have no idea what Hammer Time is, or how it differs from regular time.
Anonymous9 years
ducker sick.Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9 years
Jiggaboos.Anonymous9 years
tigger nerdAnonymous9 years
jock cokeNugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9 years
v Niggers invented the Mayan calendar to hide the true end of the world. Wake up, sheeple!Anonymous9 years
v The Mayans knew it for centuries before that.Anonymous9 years
The papacy has known the date of the end of the world since 1952.Anonymous9 years
vvv Let's also not forget the risk of catching FND. It's a major threat to many people's lives, to shoot the mime first, and give the nugget a chance to escape.Anonymous9 years
v make sense.
If a mime shoot a nugget, does he need a silencer to avoid police attention?
Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9 years
v The nugget, obviously. The mime can only shoot back with imaginary bullets.Anonymous9 years
v The cops are in that "everybody" too right? So uhh, if a nugget and a mime show up in front of a cop, which would the cop shoot first?Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo9 years
v Everybody wants to shoot a mime though, that would seem like a good way to ease the nerves after shooting a cop.Anonymous9 years
v Couldn't hurt, otherwise you have to shoot a police and a mime.Anonymous9 years
v If you shoot a police, do you need a silencer to avoid a mime's attention?Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9 years
v It would help, yes.Anonymous9 years
v If a mime shoots you, does he need a silencer to avoid police attention?Anonymous9 years
v It'll help you avoid police attention.Anonymous9 years
If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?Anonymous9 years
vv Sure, you can give me a handy.

Anonymous9 years
vv Sorry, I only have bitcoin.Anonymous9 years
v What about a hearty handshake, and a pat on the back?Anonymous9 years
My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash.Anonymous9 years
ButtshitsAnonymous9 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9 years
ButtshitsAnonymous9 years
Obama is a nazi. He hates freedom. Trump needs to impeach the eternal god emperor. Dictators like Obama don't get voted out, they get impeached. When we elected freedom loving trump, they made it look like he played golf, but Obama and other dictators only do that. Adolf Hitler played 590 rounds of golf. Trump and George Washington combined played 0.Anonymous9 years
v As a radio living in Europe, I can confirm this.Anonymous9 years
v I guess Euroupe isn't so radio-free after all.Anonymous9 years
I can hear Radio Free Europe in my head bones. I have many head bones. Anonymous9 years
v It'll cost ya.Anonymous9 years
Excuse me ma'am, but I'd like to buy a lei.Anonymous9 years
v I think it is.Anonymous9 years
Is it normal for people to pull a gun over a "yo mama" joke?Anonymous9 years
I think I rolled over a ladybug with my chair because I smell dead ladybug.Anonymous9 years
v Lost interest.Anonymous9 years
v PS: PuttshitsAnonymous9 years
v Remarkable! Anything else?Anonymous9 years
v Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits Buttshits.Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9 years
v Fascinating, please tell me moar.Anonymous9 years
Buttshits.Anonymous9 years
v If they'd called you a brother, or a neighbor, or a cousin, the world would be less one ignorant man.
But they called you little white trash, when you went down to the school yard, so you grew up to be an ignorant man.
Anonymous9 years