| Poster | Age ▼ | |
|---|---|---|
| Not afraid of dying, cause I'm terrified of youth. Guess I'm rather long in the tooth. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v Ultra mega chicken one trü weakness. vv Why not put him against a paralyzed baby? | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v doesnt matter, all it takes is 1 nugget to eat up all those damn chicken | Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo | 8.4 years |
| v How does ultra mega chicken measure up against Robot Chicken? | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v 100 manbearpigs are no match for ultra mega chicken. 1000 manbearpigs are no match for ultra mega chicken. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v Who said MAN-BEAR-PIG is nothing!? It is no joke, it is SUPER CEREAL!! | Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo | 8.4 years |
| v Nothing, compared to ultra mega chicken. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v What about man-bear-pigs? | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v The pig-dog chimeras aren't as adroit as the uplifted canines in NY when it comes to small arms, but with ordinance like light mortars it's a different story. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v With AK-47s? | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v Naturally, the DPRK has the finest education system in the world. How can Western pig dogs even compete? | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v Wow, his English is really good. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| "I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal." - Kim Jong-un | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| hey kids | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?! WHAT MORE CAN BE SAID AT THIS POINT?! WHY THE FUCK IS ALMOST NOBODY COMING HERE, AND WHY ARE THE ONES WHO DO NOT USING THE FUCKING BOARD?! START. USING. THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. BOARD. AND. SPREADING. THE. WORD. NOW!! | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v There will always be ungrateful cunts, but it's still a good habit. Some day it'll pay off. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| What's the point of trying to help and be positive, if people just shit on you anyway? I wish everyone were dead, but me. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that this could refer to any god and we should not place undue blame on Satan. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| And the people bowed and prayed To the neon god they made | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v Those weren't slaves? | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| > Sprite Cranberry v Yes. Though all the nuggets in the comercial were a bit concerning. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v Yes, but have you had the refreshing taste of Cranberry Sprite? | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v I was drinking Sprite when I read your fucking bulletin. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v drink Sprite | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v I did, now what? | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| 420 blaze it faggot | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| stihsttuB | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| srenob | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| The universe is laughing behind your back. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| Attention Tinychan: Testicles. Now back to your regularly scheduled shitposts. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| Niggers | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| Thank you for taking the time to contact me. Your correspondence has been received and I welcome the opportunity to address your concerns. Hearing directly from constituents such as yourself is truly an honor, and your input is much appreciated. Please look for my response in the near future. In an effort to serve you better, please do not duplicate e-mails into the web-form, as it may serve to delay the response to your concerns. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| “We are like roses that have never bothered to bloom when we should have bloomed and it is as if the sun has become disgusted with waiting” - Mao Zedong | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v But then it'll start itching a few days later. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v #ShaveTheBush | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| 9/11 did Bush. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| Sreggin | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| Srenob | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v I'm not wolf, bud. On an unrelated subject, I'm going to have to ask you to open the door. Lest you risk having it blown in, by undisclosed means. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v How fucking dare you shit up my bulletins bleating on about facts. You won't pull the wool over my eyes with science, maths, and reason you trans-species wolven cannibal enabling Sheep Jockey Wallydraigle. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v The average weight of an adult male gray wolf, is 66-180 pounds. The average weight of an adult male sheep, is 99-350 pounds. I don't think they had much choice in making chlothes, that would also fit a wolf. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| > I'm amazed sheeps' clothing is even made in wolf sizes. That's just asking for trouble. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v Trüfax. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v On the bright side its easy to score dope from your co-workers. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| Food Service jobs are hell. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| vv trü. v I wouldn't rule it out. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v So... hammerzeit wasn't a periodic termination of excess PoWs by hammer using a musical chairs system and a stopwatch? The more you know, the more you know you don't know. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| v You know in the Donkey Kong arcade game, where Jumpman grabs a hammer and starts bludgeoning innocent enemies? That's Hammer time. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| I have no idea what Hammer Time is, or how it differs from regular time. | Anonymous | 8.4 years |
| ducker sick. | Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo | 8.4 years |