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v Dogs with AK47s, definitely.Anonymous8.2 years
"Wake up, drink water, smoke blunt, clean/oil my Kalashnikov." - Dogs with AK47s, probably. Anonymous8.2 years
vvv I'm totally clam, dude.Anonymous8.2 years
Niggers.Anonymous8.2 years
7AM Morning: Came to take us away.
Little men; big guns pointed at our heads.
Anonymous8.2 years
v clam the duck down.Anonymous8.2 years
No1carsAnonymous8.2 years
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant.Anonymous8.2 years
vv This ain't the Temple of Syrinx, motherfucker.Anonymous8.2 years
v I'm gonna assume you haven't.Anonymous8.2 years
Attention all Bulletins of the Board Federation. We have assumed control.Anonymous8.2 years
Nuggets gunna nug. Anonymous8.2 years
Nice assumption bulletin.Anonymous8.2 years
V Hi, pedo!Anonymous8.2 years
v Hi, Newfag!Anonymous8.2 years
V Little did you know, said scholar is a known pedophile himself, thus trying to diminish the severity of his sick perversion. Anonymous8.2 years
TCNN Breaking News: Virtually Unknown Religious Scholar Declares "God Forgives Pedophiles" Moar on this @11Anonymous8.2 years
v Sheep fucker.Anonymous8.2 years
Sometimes you'll read something and be like "That's fucked up!" That's the fancy way of saying it's an epistemic act of violence.Anonymous8.2 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.2 years
v FND or the TinyCouncil? Neither should be taken lightly.Anonymous8.2 years
v What in the ding-dong-heckama-doodle hell is that?Anonymous8.2 years
v The TinyCouncil found that using colors was easier for autists to understand, so was born the current FND alert system. FND is no joking matter, bud.Anonymous8.2 years
v Gawhtdayumit, Ivan. We've talked about this. No one wants another Red Terror.Anonymous8.2 years
v Except for that one time it did come.Anonymous8.2 years
11 is like the apocalypse... it never comes despite assurances to the contrary.Anonymous8.2 years
Gossip is intellectual junk food: it's cheap, tasty, and addictive but will always do more harm than good.Anonymous8.2 years
Jesus loves niggers. Commit crimes. Jesus loves crimes. This and moar, @11.Anonymous8.2 years
Your previous TCNN news correspondent has been replaced. Please disregard any previous statements regarding the TinyCouncil. Learn how to make cheap wine drinkable, with nothing more than Sprite and Fruit Roll-ups.
This and moar, @11.
Anonymous8.2 years
It's never too late for shaggy-dog dadaism, unless the cows have come home stapled to the last minute, which they were out co-opting the paradigms of ridiculous mechanical teddy bears with. It wasn't a bad day, if you don't count the reverse acid rain, but neither were pizzas inverting my roof with their charisma. Still, you could always save time by donating only a dollar to the cause; that will get it food for a day, water for a week, and mercury for a month. The first clause should have been a warning.Anonymous8.2 years
Sail Hatian!

JK, that's how you get FND.
Anonymous8.2 years
Is the TinyCouncil putting you in harm's way, for nothing moar than "the lols"?
This and moar, @11.
Anonymous8.2 years
Heus, hic nos omnes in agmine sunt!Anonymous8.2 years
At the end of the day, a hole is a hole. Doesn't matter now you put it, a hole is a hole.Anonymous8.2 years
The bell tolls for thee.Anonymous8.2 years
Anonymous8.2 years
I was living in a tent...eating at a soup kitchen...now I am going to work every day for almost twelve hours a day with a very sore hand...and staying 99 percent sobor..Anonymous8.2 years
le tin buls up in this shietAnonymous8.2 years
Boners.Anonymous8.2 years
Buttshits. Anonymous8.2 years
឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ Anonymous8.2 years
"Kill one person and you can solve so many problems. I wonder at the possibilities."Anonymous8.2 years
v Neck yourself. Anonymous8.2 years
v Obviously, they were "Trip" pants, with useless suspenders attached to them.Anonymous8.2 years
v The problem I ran into was there are different pants on my floor now and I'm not sure whose is whose. Did you have the the khakis, pinstripe slacks, or jhorts? Jhorts may not count as pants, but those certainly aren't mine.Anonymous8.2 years
v I've already had several run in with the licensing enforcement committee. Could you maybe get them back a little faster?Anonymous8.2 years
v My bad, I meant to get those back to you.Anonymous8.2 years
v I totally have my license, I just left it in my other pants...Anonymous8.2 years
As the head of the Satanic Bureau of Investigations, I can confirm that most "devil's advocates" are practicing without a license.Anonymous8.2 years
Sprite.Anonymous8.2 years