| Poster | Age ▼ | |
|---|---|---|
| v If the dogs have AKs, you won't need to do anything but wait for the situation to sort itself out. If not... uh, get your dogs and early X-Massacre gift? | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| v They said next they're going to fuck my dogs... There's so many of them... what should I do? | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| This is unforgivable. You must slaughter them all without hesitation. | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| The autists retaliated, by eating my cat! When will this madness end?! | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| nm,hbu? | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| sup new to this | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| v What about incendiary rounds? | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| vv Do not use lead. I repeat DO NOT USE LEAD! It actually makes them stronger! | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| v plastic | Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo | 8.5 years |
| v That sounds like a fantastic idea, what kind of shot works best against autists? | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| v Gee maam, I'm sorry yer good trip interrupted by those damn autists and took yer baby autist. Ionno, try puttin a copy of Sonic Force out in the wild and get yer shotgun ready for the autists lured out. | Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo | 8.5 years |
| v I didn't say "The whole TC ate my baby". They were unrelated autists, that came out of the underbrush, and ate my baby while I tripped on DMT. | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| v So uhh, your baby is an autist, and autists ate an autist, and what, your baby ate himself? | Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo | 8.5 years |
| v Yes, little steven was the autistic apple of my eye, until he was eaten by autists! Oh, cruel fate! | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| v is your baby autistic? | Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo | 8.5 years |
| Autists ate my baby! | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| v Do neit fix what is neit broken, comrade. | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| Why haven't these canine commies traded in their AK-47s for the AK-12 yet? | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| v Yes, that is correct. | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| v Catherine post. | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| "I also been gaining an interest in documentaries and the news which kind of comforts me knowing what's going on in the present day of our world which I consider to be odd considering as most people probably wouldn't find the news to be comforting since it's been depressing as of late." - Catherine, Feb. 2015 | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| v Dogs with AK47s, definitely. | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| "Wake up, drink water, smoke blunt, clean/oil my Kalashnikov." - Dogs with AK47s, probably. | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| vvv I'm totally clam, dude. | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| Niggers. | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| 7AM Morning: Came to take us away. Little men; big guns pointed at our heads. | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| v clam the duck down. | Anonymous | 8.5 years |
| No1cars | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| vv This ain't the Temple of Syrinx, motherfucker. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| v I'm gonna assume you haven't. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| Attention all Bulletins of the Board Federation. We have assumed control. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| Nuggets gunna nug. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| Nice assumption bulletin. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| V Hi, pedo! | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| v Hi, Newfag! | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| V Little did you know, said scholar is a known pedophile himself, thus trying to diminish the severity of his sick perversion. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| TCNN Breaking News: Virtually Unknown Religious Scholar Declares "God Forgives Pedophiles" Moar on this @11 | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| v Sheep fucker. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| Sometimes you'll read something and be like "That's fucked up!" That's the fancy way of saying it's an epistemic act of violence. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| Buttshits. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| v FND or the TinyCouncil? Neither should be taken lightly. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| v What in the ding-dong-heckama-doodle hell is that? | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| v The TinyCouncil found that using colors was easier for autists to understand, so was born the current FND alert system. FND is no joking matter, bud. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| v Gawhtdayumit, Ivan. We've talked about this. No one wants another Red Terror. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| v Except for that one time it did come. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| 11 is like the apocalypse... it never comes despite assurances to the contrary. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| Gossip is intellectual junk food: it's cheap, tasty, and addictive but will always do more harm than good. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| Jesus loves niggers. Commit crimes. Jesus loves crimes. This and moar, @11. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |
| Your previous TCNN news correspondent has been replaced. Please disregard any previous statements regarding the TinyCouncil. Learn how to make cheap wine drinkable, with nothing more than Sprite and Fruit Roll-ups. This and moar, @11. | Anonymous | 8.6 years |