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Topic: heaven is fucking stupid and im tired of pretending it isnt

+Anonymous A1 month ago #68,566

heaven is just another lie when you die you just die and if you believe it you're retarded

(Edited 5 minutes later.)


+Donald Q Trump1 month ago, 46 minutes later[T] [B] #679,561

You just reincarnate as a monkey

+Anonymous C1 month ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #679,562

@previous (Donald Q Trump)
> You just reincarnate as a monkey

why the FUCK is Donald trump telling me this

+Anonymous D1 month ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #679,567

@OP
> heaven is just another lie when you die you just die and if you believe it you're retarded

Fact IS - Heaven is on earth some of the times. Even Hell other times.
Success is far more Heaven on Earth than hell.

Strive for MORE Orgasms.

+Anonymous E1 month ago, 27 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #679,569

Legacy humans boned us pretty hard. Sometimes I wish I'd been born pre-religion and just got trampled by a bison while hunting or something.

+Anonymous F1 month ago, 57 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #679,572

Religion serves as a tool for the lower class to tolerate their unhappy lives, which explains the strong religious ties within black culture.
Going to heaven in the afterlife is merely a false promise.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+posertrash1 month ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #679,574

@679,562 (C)
IMC RYING WHY AM M I GIGGLING SO HARD AT THIS

+Anonymous H1 month ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #679,583

@679,572 (F)
nah, the nigguhs are doing the exact same things their ancestors were doing before they got sold by their peers because they were stupid criminals even by african standards, namely using magical thinking to justify the shuck and jive.

+Crazy Goth Girl1 week ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,016

@OP
> heaven is just another lie when you die you just die and if you believe it you're retarded

Im catholic so this is awkward

·Anonymous D1 week ago, 55 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,020

@previous (Crazy Goth Girl)
> > heaven is just another lie when you die you just die and if you believe it you're retarded
>
> Im catholic so this is awkward

So, you believe in Ghosts.

·Crazy Goth Girl1 week ago, 29 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,028

@previous (D)
> > > heaven is just another lie when you die you just die and if you believe it you're retarded
> >
> > Im catholic so this is awkward
>
> So, you believe in Ghosts.

I think they are cute actually but my brother says they are demons. I dont think so. I like spooky paranormal shit i like to think it exists. Life is more fun.

+Anonymous J1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,032

@previous (Crazy Goth Girl)
> > > > heaven is just another lie when you die you just die and if you believe it you're retarded
> > >
> > > Im catholic so this is awkward
> >
> > So, you believe in Ghosts.
>
> I think they are cute actually but my brother says they are demons. I dont think so. I like spooky paranormal shit i like to think it exists. Life is more fun.

You might remind Bro, that Jesus the Church believes in, is a Ghost.
Also a fact not in dispute. Jesus on his birth, took his own mothers virginity.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI1 week ago, 8 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,054

@680,016 (Crazy Goth Girl)
Are you Catholic because you believe in their teachings, or are you Catholic because that's the background you were raised with?

·Crazy Goth Girl1 week ago, 7 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,064

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Are you Catholic because you believe in their teachings, or are you Catholic because that's the background you were raised with?

Because I believe in the teachings but im not a conservative catholic im a cool one

+Anonymous L1 week ago, 14 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,082

@previous (Crazy Goth Girl)
So your countersemitic?

·Crazy Goth Girl1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,084

@previous (L)
> So your countersemitic?

Idk what that means :p im not racist

·Anonymous L1 week ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,087

@previous (Crazy Goth Girl)
> Idk what that means
Its not a hard concept to grasp lad. Are you ESL perhaps?
> im a cool one
im having the doubts

·Crazy Goth Girl1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,088

@previous (L)
> > Idk what that means
> Its not a hard concept to grasp lad. Are you ESL perhaps?
> > im a cool one
> im having the doubts

I have a learning disability i was put in esl as a kid. Be nice.

·Anonymous L1 week ago, 30 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,099

@previous (Crazy Goth Girl)
Niggers tongue my anus.

+jeff the rizzler1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,100

@680,020 (D)
> > > heaven is just another lie when you die you just die and if you believe it you're retarded
> >
> > Im catholic so this is awkward

some people believe different things from others but they're still valid and will be treated equally

·Crazy Goth Girl1 week ago, 28 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,102

@previous (jeff the rizzler)
> > > > heaven is just another lie when you die you just die and if you believe it you're retarded
> > >
> > > Im catholic so this is awkward
>
> some people believe different things from others but they're still valid and will be treated equally

Yep. I respect and love my gay friends and abortion should be permited under extreme circumstances.

+Anonymous N1 week ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,113

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAa7J10D8Qw

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI1 week ago, 9 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,124

@680,064 (Crazy Goth Girl)
fair enough then

·Crazy Goth Girl1 week ago, 49 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,127

Also trans rights and disability rughts

·Anonymous X1 week ago, 54 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #680,128

@680,102 (Crazy Goth Girl)
> > > > > heaven is just another lie when you die you just die and if you believe it you're retarded
> > > >
> > > > Im catholic so this is awkward
> >
> > some people believe different things from others but they're still valid and will be treated equally
>
> Yep. I respect and love my gay friends and abortion should be permited under extreme circumstances.

The Catholic made masturbation illegal. Forcing eons of teens to wake up from wet dreams.

Oh Shit - Web says "The Catholic Church teaches that masturbation is a "gravely disordered action" because it is a deliberate use of the sexual faculty outside of marriage. According to the Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC) 2352, while it is a grave matter, factors like habit or anxiety may mitigate personal culpability"
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