TinyChan

Topic: Bought a smart lamp so I don't have to flip the light switch before I go to sleep

+Anonymous A3 weeks ago #68,508

Now I just say "Alexa turn off the light"

Is this genius or pathologically lazy?

+Anonymous B3 weeks ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #679,077

Try asking Alexa to put money into your bank account - Do give her your account number.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #679,078

@previous (B)
And what good do you think would come from that?

+Anonymous C3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #679,080

@previous (A)

just do it, coward

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #679,082

@previous (C)
Have you ever heard of something called reactance theory

+Anonymous D3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #679,100

I have a light with a clap sensor. Claps and it turns on/off.

+Anonymous E3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #679,109

I went low tech and just have a low wattage bulb run all night. I switch it out for a higher wattage incandescent in the winter because heating the downstairs is grate.

+Anonymous F3 weeks ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #679,143

@previous (E)
150 IQ tier

+Anonymous G2 weeks ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #679,218

@OP
> Is this genius or pathologically lazy?
you are being profiled by Amazon

+Anonymous H2 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #679,221

@previous (G)
100%. They can make a guess if someone's employed, what time they are awake, sling sleep apnea or insomnia products and much more.

+Anonymous I2 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #679,223

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