Topic: Terrifer is some boomer cringe.

+Anonymous A — 1.2 year ago #67,538

It's literally a wifebeater's wet dream. No wonder why Facebook boomers make memes of this literal clown killer.

+Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 43 minutes later[T] [B] #670,772

I would never beat my wife but I think that women should be allowed to beat their husbands. There shouldn’t be a law against it. Sometimes as men we’ve been very naughty boys and we need a strong woman to set us straight. Real men don’t speak unless they’re spoken to. I’m more traditional.

+Anonymous C — 1.2 year ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,793

In general I'd be against domestic abuse, but I also admit shitty people sometimes deserve each other. Anyone can be garbage, garbage is equal opportunity.

+Anonymous D — 1.2 year ago, 9 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,851

yeah I wish hideo kojima would stop glazing the fuck out of those movies. to me they come as poor attempts at B-movies.

+Anonymous E — 1.2 year ago, 16 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,856

Average speed of ejaculation: 45km/h (http://johnmm.bol.ucla.edu/sexualphysics/ejaculate.htm), which is 12.5m/s

Average volume: 3.5ml (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation)

Average density: 1.25g/ml (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20668505)

Average mass = density x volume = 4.4g = 0.0044kg

Momentum formula: p = mv

Law of conservation of momentum: mass of semen x speed of semen = mass of human x speed of human

Assuming average human mass of 70kg:

0.0044 x 12.5 = 70 x speed

Speed = 0.00078 m/s = 0.0028 km/h

Distance to moon 382,500 km

Total travel time = 382,500 km / 0.0028 km/h = 136,607,142.857 hours = 15,594.423 years

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